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Girl 16 'Eaten with Potatoes

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  • #32
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    orourkeda wrote: »
    what did they have for dessert

    some tart


  • #33
    friendface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭friendface


    The_Minister wrote: »
    I'm confuzzled.

    Are you saying:
    (1) They should have raped her first/instead.
    or
    (2) It would have been less heinous if they'd chosen the class heifer?

    If they'd cooked a heifer, I doubt it would even be considered a crime :confused:


  • #34
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Biggins wrote: »
    I've no puns, just sadness at reading about the poor girl and her family now suffering.
    RIP Karina.

    You're just not trying mate -- the puns are all out there, you just have to grab one and make it your own !

    Give it a go...


  • #35
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    recylingbin wrote: »
    some tart

    spotted dick


  • #36
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Dave! wrote: »
    You're just not trying mate -- the puns are all out there, you just have to grab one and make it your own !

    Give it a go...

    Pass. :)


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  • #37
    baalthor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,244 ✭✭✭baalthor


    What is it about cannibalism and humour ??

    Examples:

    Simpsons, Homer is watching the Andean air crash movie on TV, voice-over: "And now after our terrible ordeal at least we are .... Alive! .... nyom,nyom ... pass me another hunk of co-pilot ..."

    or ...

    Judge in Deep South USA in the early part of last century sentencing locals convicted of cannibalism: "Your crime is among the most heinous to ever come before me, deserving of the strictest punishment and to make matters worse, the people you ate were the only registered Republicans in the county ..."


  • #38
    friendface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭friendface


    baalthor wrote: »
    What is it about cannibalism and humour ??

    Examples:

    Simpsons, Homer is watching the Andean air crash movie on TV, voice-over: "And now after our terrible ordeal at least we are .... Alive! .... nyom,nyom ... pass me another hunk of co-pilot ..."

    or ...

    Judge in Deep South USA in the early part of last century sentencing locals convicted of cannibalism: "Your crime is among the most heinous to ever come before me, deserving of the strictest punishment and to make matters worse, the people you ate were the only registered Republicans in the county ..."

    Courtesy of sickipedia;
    What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

    Wiped his arse.
    What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

    Kinder Surprise
    Did you hear about the cannibal that turned up late for lunch?

    They gave him the cold shoulder

    I'll leave now :o


  • #39
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    Potatoes... Everyone knows you don't serve potatoes with Human...

    Much better with fava beans and washed down with a nice chianti.


  • #40
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Bloody hell!!!

    I think Germany has the highest rate for that type of activity :eek:
    But maybe Russia is secretly in the lead all this time.

    Like seriously....what is with these countries that produce people with this type of mentality :confused:


  • #41
    M5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    wonder if she was roasted before or with the potatoes?


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  • #42
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    M5 wrote: »
    wonder if she was roasted before or with the potatoes?

    Spit roast perhaps?


  • #43
    old_aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Karina.....the other white meat


  • #44
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    If you've gone to the extreme of murder to get your meat, the least you can do is go to a bit more effort than boiling it all up with some spuds. Show some decorum and make an effort ffs.


  • #45
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • #46
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I feel ill.


  • #47
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Oh sorry this is AH. So I had better make some sort of joke that takes away the humanity of it ... wait ... wait ...
    Gotta think of something ...

    Ah here we go.

    "She was a goth so she probably cut herself up"


  • #48
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't see a problem here.. Move along.


  • #49
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Jumpy wrote: »
    Oh sorry this is AH. So I had better make some sort of joke that takes away the humanity of it ... wait ... wait ...
    Gotta think of something ...

    Ah here we go.

    "She was a goth so she probably cut herself up"

    That's not a very good joke.

    Back of the class!


  • #50
    Michaelrsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Michaelrsh


    I always like a bit of 'Côte de bœuf de l'homme avec les pommes de terre', lovely after-taste.


  • #51
    karma_
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,797 ✭✭✭karma_


    Half the posts on this thread really typify why boards has gone downhill in recent years. I know it's after hours but the standard is shockingly poor.


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  • #52
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    karma_ wrote: »
    Half the posts on this thread really typify why boards has gone downhill in recent years. I know it's after hours but the standard is shockingly poor.

    Yes, completely fucking tasteless as usual.


  • #53
    cynder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    would you all be making jokes if it was your daughter?


    Dont know people enjoy making jokes at someone else's pain. You think people would have more sense......


  • #54
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    karma_ wrote: »
    Half the posts on this thread really typify why boards has gone downhill in recent years. I know it's after hours but the standard is shockingly poor.

    I know. I remember when people put time into their tasteless puns, now there's such 'ah that'll do attitude' to making light of a person's death, it's shocking.

    Where are the real zingers? The type that would even crack up the family of the victim? Gone. That's where, gone. :mad:


  • #55
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I know. I remember when people put time into their tasteless puns, now there's such 'ah that'll do attitude' to making light of a person's death, it's shocking.

    Where are the real zingers? The type that would even crack up the family of the victim? Gone. That's where, gone. :mad:

    I think any joke would crack up the family of the victim. Unless you mean crack up as in laugh.

    This story make me feel way more sick than usual though. I really feel queasy after reading the story.


  • #56
    karma_
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,797 ✭✭✭karma_


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I know. I remember when people put time into their tasteless puns, now there's such 'ah that'll do attitude' to making light of a person's death, it's shocking.

    Where are the real zingers? The type that would even crack up the family of the victim? Gone. That's where, gone. :mad:

    Mate, I'm not against the idea of a pun or 2 thrown into a thread for light hearted relief, not at all, but 2 pages out of 4 on a topic about a the murder and cannibalism of a 16 year old girl is going completely fúcking overboard.


  • #57
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Jumpy wrote: »
    I think any joke would crack up the family of the victim. Unless you mean crack up as in laugh.

    This story make me feel way more sick than usual though. I really feel queasy after reading the story.
    karma_ wrote: »
    Mate, I'm not against the idea of a pun or 2 thrown into a thread for light hearted relief, not at all, but 2 pages out of 4 on a topic about a the murder and cannibalism of a 16 year old girl is going completely fúcking overboard.

    Go back, read my post and imagine sarcasm tags around it. It'll help.


  • #58
    karma_
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,797 ✭✭✭karma_


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Go back, read my post and imagine sarcasm tags around it. It'll help.

    I completely understood the nature of your post, the irony of it being another joke was not lost on me either though.


  • #59
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    karma_ wrote: »
    I completely understood the nature of your post, the irony of it being another joke was not lost on me either though.

    Well I'm glad that's settled. Now, I'm off to have a coffee and think of some insulting things I can say about my employer's wheelchair bound wife.


  • #60
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Sheilas Wheels.


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  • #61
    greener greene
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭greener greene


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    "The trial of two Russian men accused of chopping up a 16-year-old girl and eating her with potatoes has been postponed after a juror fell ill looking at prosecution images."

    Ewwwww... Potatoes... *shudder*


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