Girl 16 'Eaten with Potatoes

drunkmonkey

This is just wrong...burning would too good for them!

"The trial of two Russian men accused of chopping up a 16-year-old girl and eating her with potatoes has been postponed after a juror fell ill looking at prosecution images."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1263982/Cannibal-trial-halted-juror-falls-ill-looking-pictures-girl-16-eaten-potatoes.html#ixzz0kN5hekWX

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1263982/Cannibal-trial-halted-juror-falls-ill-looking-pictures-girl-16-eaten-potatoes.html

The trial of two Russian men accused of chopping up a 16-year-old girl and eating her with potatoes has been postponed after a juror fell ill looking at prosecution images.

The case was postponed after the juror had to be excused while examining photographs of student Karina Barduchian after her death.

Maxim Golovatskikh and his friend florist Yury Mozhnov, both 20, are accused of drowning Karina Barduchian, in a bath, then carving up her body and serving her meat with potatoes to a lodger.

Before the case was halted, the lodger, Ekaterina Zinovyeva, told the court in St Petersburg they had a party with their Goth friends on the night of the murder in January, 2009.

Karina, who was in love with Golovatskikh, stayed the night, she said.

'Maxim and Karina went to the bathroom together and I went to bed,' she told the court.

'I was sleepy but heard splashes of water and some noise there but was not worried. Sometime later I woke up and decided to check what was going on.

'I went to the bathroom but Yury stopped me on the way and told me to go back to bed.

'They had joked earlier that they could kill Karina but, of course, I couldn't believe for a second that they were serious.'

Next day when she got home from work, Maxim and Yury offered Ekaterina meat and potatoes. She allegedly ate it not knowing where it was from.

The men later hid the rest of Karina's remains in garbage skips, it is alleged.

'They cut up the body of the victim into several pieces, eating some of them and throwing the others into the bin,' said prosecutor Andrei Lavrenko.

'They cooked her meat and served up the meal with potatoes.

'They were interrogated and explained the murder by saying they were desperate to eat.'

The deputy head of St Petersburg criminal investigations Sergei Strelin said: 'They confessed their guilt straight away. They explained they were hungry and drunk.'
The victim had defied her mother in continuing to see Golovatskikh, who was also the lead singer in a minor pop group in Russia's second city.

Her mother Nadya, 45, said: 'Our lives are ruined by Karina's death and the horrible way she died.'

The two accused are due to give evidence when the case resumes this week.

jd007

That takes the whole women belong in the kitchen a little too far!:pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

What do the potatoes have to do with anything? Eating people as a crime hardly becomes more heinous based on the vegetables served with it.

mikom

I've heard of getting your 5-a-day, but that's just ridiculous.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Lamar Weak Ivy wrote: »

What do the potatoes have to do with anything? Eating people as a crime hardly becomes more heinous based on the vegetables served with it.

If they had any respect for that poor girl they would have had a Fondu party

Duggy747

Those Russians, they love their human meat. There's been a zillion cases like this over in that region.

The last one was a couple who chopped a homeless guy, stored bits of him in the fridge and the cops broke into the place just as they were sitting down to some prime Russian meat.

His flesh was still in the frying pan and was cooked rather well :pac:

nehpets10

16 potatoes could feed an African village! :O

recylingbin

Bastards.
Everyone knows that 16 year old girls find spuds fattening

seanybiker

I love eating out me lack-dont think I would actually eat her though.

AnonoBoy

drunkmonkey wrote: »

This is just wrong.

Thank you for clarifying that. I was a little fuzzy on what moral stance I should take on this particular case of cannibalism.

Duggy747

The deputy head of St Petersburg criminal investigations Sergei Strelin said: 'They confessed their guilt straight away. They explained they were hungry and drunk.'


Shìt, I know that feeling when you got the drunken munchies but I don't think I've ever had that midnight craving for a 16 year old Russian meat. They should've went to the chipper, though the meat probably wouldn't have been as healthy! :pac:

friendface

Lamar Weak Ivy wrote: »

What do the potatoes have to do with anything? Eating people as a crime hardly becomes more heinous based on the vegetables served with it.

Haha, but if they served her with brocolli, I think we can all agree that would be truly sadistic :eek:

Nulty

Couple of deluded weirdos.

She was pretty too.

grizzly

Lamar Weak Ivy wrote: »

What do the potatoes have to do with anything? Eating people as a crime hardly becomes more heinous based on the vegetables served with it.

It proves they already had food in the house, so they were just greedy.

But it's too fúcked up. Why did I have to log into AH just before bed?

drunkmonkey

seanybiker wrote: »

I love eating out me lack-

would you eat your dinner out of it?

Biggins

I've no puns, just sadness at reading about the poor girl and her family now suffering.
RIP Karina.

mikom

Duggy747 wrote: »

but I don't think I've ever had that midnight craving for a 16 year old Russian meat.

An Indian or Chinese on the other hand............

4zn76tysfajdxp

grizzly wrote: »

It proves they already had food in the house, so they were just greedy.

But it's too fúcked up. Why did I have to log into AH just before bed?

Yeah, greedy cannibals are the worst.

seanybiker

drunkmonkey wrote: »

would you eat your dinner out of it?

Food and fanny at the same time. nom nom nom.
Wonder how I could talk her into that

drunkmonkey

seanybiker wrote: »

Food and fanny at the same time. nom nom nom.
Wonder how I could talk her into that

Your one fcuked up dude Seany!! : ) Nom Nom

seanybiker

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Your one fcuked up dude Seany!! : ) Nom Nom

Cheers he he.

Duggy747

I think the boyfriend got the term "eat her out" confused.

orourkeda

Nulty wrote: »

Couple of deluded weirdos.

She was pretty too.

She was.

I'd have eaten her box rather than actually cannibalize her.

recylingbin

Biggins wrote: »

I've no puns, just sadness at reading about the poor girl and her family now suffering.
RIP Karina.

we need a grief junkie forum.

Local-womanizer

D1ckheads :mad:

But I find it strange that one of the goths was a florist

Is that a usual line of work for goths

R.I.P Karina

orourkeda

seanybiker wrote: »

Food and fanny at the same time. nom nom nom.
Wonder how I could talk her into that

fish and chips

seanybiker

orourkeda wrote: »

She was.

I'd have eaten her box rather than actually cannibalize her.

she was hot alright

orourkeda

seanybiker wrote: »

she was hot alright

literally

The_Minister

Nulty wrote: »

Couple of deluded weirdos.

She was pretty too.

I'm confuzzled.

Are you saying:
(1) They should have raped her first/instead.
or
(2) It would have been less heinous if they'd chosen the class heifer?

Jesus Wept

Lamar Weak Ivy wrote: »

What do the potatoes have to do with anything? Eating people as a crime hardly becomes more heinous based on the vegetables served with it.

Chips obviously.

Nulty wrote: »

Couple of deluded weirdos.

She was pretty too.

He's right. I honestly didn't give a sh1t untill I clicked the link, saw her picture and realised she was marginally attractive and now I'm ****ing outraged tbh.

orourkeda

what did they have for dessert

recylingbin

orourkeda wrote: »

what did they have for dessert

some tart

friendface

The_Minister wrote: »

I'm confuzzled.

Are you saying:
(1) They should have raped her first/instead.
or
(2) It would have been less heinous if they'd chosen the class heifer?

If they'd cooked a heifer, I doubt it would even be considered a crime

Dave!

Biggins wrote: »

I've no puns, just sadness at reading about the poor girl and her family now suffering.
RIP Karina.

You're just not trying mate -- the puns are all out there, you just have to grab one and make it your own !

Give it a go...

orourkeda

recylingbin wrote: »

some tart

spotted dick

Biggins

Dave! wrote: »

You're just not trying mate -- the puns are all out there, you just have to grab one and make it your own !

Give it a go...

Pass.

baalthor

What is it about cannibalism and humour ??

Examples:

Simpsons, Homer is watching the Andean air crash movie on TV, voice-over: "And now after our terrible ordeal at least we are .... Alive! .... nyom,nyom ... pass me another hunk of co-pilot ..."

or ...

Judge in Deep South USA in the early part of last century sentencing locals convicted of cannibalism: "Your crime is among the most heinous to ever come before me, deserving of the strictest punishment and to make matters worse, the people you ate were the only registered Republicans in the county ..."

friendface

baalthor wrote: »

What is it about cannibalism and humour ??

Examples:

Simpsons, Homer is watching the Andean air crash movie on TV, voice-over: "And now after our terrible ordeal at least we are .... Alive! .... nyom,nyom ... pass me another hunk of co-pilot ..."

or ...

Judge in Deep South USA in the early part of last century sentencing locals convicted of cannibalism: "Your crime is among the most heinous to ever come before me, deserving of the strictest punishment and to make matters worse, the people you ate were the only registered Republicans in the county ..."

Courtesy of sickipedia;

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his arse.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

Kinder Surprise

Did you hear about the cannibal that turned up late for lunch?

They gave him the cold shoulder

I'll leave now

oppenheimer1

Potatoes... Everyone knows you don't serve potatoes with Human...

Much better with fava beans and washed down with a nice chianti.

ToniTuddle

Bloody hell!!!

I think Germany has the highest rate for that type of activity :eek:
But maybe Russia is secretly in the lead all this time.

Like seriously....what is with these countries that produce people with this type of mentality

M5

wonder if she was roasted before or with the potatoes?

oppenheimer1

M5 wrote: »

wonder if she was roasted before or with the potatoes?

Spit roast perhaps?

old_aussie

Karina.....the other white meat

kowloon

If you've gone to the extreme of murder to get your meat, the least you can do is go to a bit more effort than boiling it all up with some spuds. Show some decorum and make an effort ffs.

Crann na Beatha

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Jumpy

I feel ill.

Jumpy

Oh sorry this is AH. So I had better make some sort of joke that takes away the humanity of it ... wait ... wait ...
Gotta think of something ...

Ah here we go.

"She was a goth so she probably cut herself up"

I don't see a problem here.. Move along.

AnonoBoy

Jumpy wrote: »

Oh sorry this is AH. So I had better make some sort of joke that takes away the humanity of it ... wait ... wait ...
Gotta think of something ...

Ah here we go.

"She was a goth so she probably cut herself up"

That's not a very good joke.

Back of the class!

Michaelrsh

I always like a bit of 'Côte de bœuf de l'homme avec les pommes de terre', lovely after-taste.

karma_

Half the posts on this thread really typify why boards has gone downhill in recent years. I know it's after hours but the standard is shockingly poor.