Which sex is better at multitasking?

OutlawPete · 06-04-2010 03:24PM #1

Just reading an article there in Cosmopolitan (what of it? :mad:) that debates which sex is better at multitasking.

I myself believe wimminz be useless at such things and it's time this myth was once and for all put to bed.

Women are useless at multitasking as far as I'm concerned.

The confuse 'trying' to do lots of thing at once, with doing lots of things of things at once 'well'.

Try to talk to a women when she's cooking a meal and she'll bite your head off, they even turn the radio off when trying to park.

The offside rule is a prime example, too many people moving to fast confuse the ladies and their brains cease to function, bless

I feel men be better at multitasking, what says you?

Source

/what have I done

06-04-2010 03:28PM

Both the same

Women obviously. Sure can't we do our make up and drive at the same time

KevinVonSpiel · 06-04-2010 03:30PM

I (mis)read this first as: Which sex is better than multitasking?

genericguy · 06-04-2010 03:33PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Women obviously. Sure can't we do our make up and drive at the same time

no, you can't. in fact you can't drive at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ

biko · 06-04-2010 03:33PM

Both the same

I envision this thread as a few digs at women driving or running a company or causing accidents.
Two bans for misogyny and lock before 100 posts.
We'll see.

Btw, there is no offside rule in real sports.

OutlawPete · 06-04-2010 03:34PM

Women

biko wrote: »

I read this as "boys rock, girls are stoopid".

You read it right so

alwaysadub · 06-04-2010 03:35PM

Both the same

Women.
I can do plenty of good things at the same time!
And i know what offside is :pac:

itsallaboutheL · 06-04-2010 03:35PM

Definately Doggy Style...

I can watch TV, surf the net, eat, write, play guitar

and all from the comfort of a ladies naughty parts

genericguy · 06-04-2010 03:35PM

KevinVonSpiel wrote: »

Which sex is better than multitasking.

oral?

Minstrel27 · 06-04-2010 03:37PM

Both the same

Hasn't it already been proven that women can multitask better?

Latchy · 06-04-2010 03:37PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Women are useless at multitasking as far as I'm concerned.

The confuse 'trying' to do lots of thing at once, with doing lots of things of things at once 'well'

Yes giving much thought to one task at a time and doing it well to a satisfactory finish, rather than trying to to 5 things at once ' very badly ' ...except filthy sex of course :pac:

Try to talk to a women when she's cooking a meal and she'll bite your head off, they even turn the radio off when trying to park.

Ohhhhh ..dont go there ....:eek:

/what have I done

You've ....We've gone there

Giselle · 06-04-2010 03:38PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Women obviously. Sure can't we do our make up and drive at the same time

While talking on the phone and critiquing the driving of everyone else.:)

GavRedKing · 06-04-2010 03:38PM

Women

Men.

We can facepalm, put our foot in our mouths and open up a can a worms all in one post :pac:

OutlawPete · 06-04-2010 03:39PM

Women

alwaysadub wrote: »

Women.
I can do plenty of good things at the same time!
And i know what offside is :pac:

Ah, but your just one woman

I have meant quite a few who can too.

Overall though, men are natural multitaskers.

The myth that women are better at multitasking needs to end .. :mad:

06-04-2010 03:40PM

Both the same

genericguy wrote: »

no, you can't. in fact you can't drive at all.

I can't see you tube in work. So I'm going to assume the worst.

Anyway, who on earth turns off their radio to park? I don't believe that for a second!!!

And the offside rule, sure that's easy :rolleyes:
Attacking player must be behind a defending player when a pass is made
new rule: only applies if the attacking player is interfering with play.

So there. :P

Doyler92 · 06-04-2010 03:41PM

Multitasking - I can drink while having sex if that's any good to you.

Overheal · 06-04-2010 03:42PM

Women

How many Wimmin Drummers do we know? Im not saying I have a knack for it but its a pretty male dominated instrument.

OutlawPete · 06-04-2010 03:42PM

Women

biko wrote: »

I envision this thread as a few digs at women driving or running a company or causing accidents.

Why must there be any "digs" at women?

Women are free to post and their views as well as men.

Chances are they'll prove me wrong, no problem with that.

It's a lighthearted thread about Multitasking, no reason it shouldn't stay so.

Abi · 06-04-2010 03:44PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Just reading an article there in Cosmopolitan (what of it? :mad:) that debates which sex is better at multitasking.

I myself believe wimminz be useless at such things and it's time this myth was once and for all put to bed.

Women are useless at multitasking as far as I'm concerned.

The confuse 'trying' to do lots of thing at once, with doing lots of things of things at once 'well'.

Try to talk to a women when she's cooking a meal and she'll bite your head off, they even turn the radio off when trying to park.

The offside rule is a prime example, too many people moving to fast confuse the ladies and their brains cease to function, bless

I feel men be better at multitasking, what says you?

Source

/what have I done

I see you're wearing the auld troll cologne today Pete :pac:

I've voted for both, just to piss you off like =P

landsleaving · 06-04-2010 03:45PM

Deleted User wrote: »

And the offside rule, sure that's easy :rolleyes:
Attacking player must be behind a defending player when a pass is made
new rule: only applies if the attacking player is interfering with play.

So there. :P

I see you can quote wikipedia while you read threads on boards.

+1 for the ladies

matrim · 06-04-2010 03:45PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I can't see you tube in work. So I'm going to assume the worst.

Anyway, who on earth turns off their radio to park? I don't believe that for a second!!!

And the offside rule, sure that's easy :rolleyes:
Attacking player must be behind a defending player when a pass is made
new rule: only applies if the attacking player is interfering with play.

So there. :P

Close but not quite correct. The Attacking player must be behind either 2 defenders or the ball

Latchy · 06-04-2010 03:47PM

Doyler92 wrote: »

Multitasking - I can drive while having sex if that's any good to you.

Mobile blow jobs are facking awesome

Overheal wrote: »

How many Wimmin Drummers do we know? Im not saying I have a knack for it but its a pretty male dominated instrument.

Ya one from the Corrs and the Bangles spring to mind ..quite a few rock chick drummers

I haz to run to shops now ...:pac:

OutlawPete · 06-04-2010 03:49PM

Women

Abitar wrote: »

I see you're wearing the auld troll cologne today Pete :pac:

I've voted for both, just to piss you off like =P

You can start the: "Who can read maps better.. " thread

Oh and men do ask for directions

06-04-2010 03:50PM

Both the same

landsleaving wrote: »

I see you can quote wikipedia while you read threads on boards.

+1 for the ladies

Actually, this is the way wikipedia explain it. Which would go alot towards explaining why it would confuzzle the cleverest of heads!

A player is in an offside position if he is in his opponents' half of the field and is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the next to last opponent.

The 2005 edition of the Laws of the Game included a new International Football Association Board decision that stated being "nearer to an opponent's goal line" meant that "any part of his head, body or feet is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent. The arms are not included in this definition."[1] This is taken to mean that any part of the attacking player named in this decision has to be past the part of the second-last defender closest to his goal line (excluding the arms) and past the part of the ball closest to the defenders' goal line.

It is not necessary that the goalkeeper be one of the last two opponents. It should be noted that any attacker that is even with or behind the ball is not in an offside position and may never be sanctioned for an offside offense. Regardless of position, there is no offside offense if a player receives the ball directly from a goal kick, corner kick, or throw-in.

IFAB has clarified in the 2009-2010 Laws of the Game that a player temporarily off the field of play is considered to be ON the boundary line at the point that he crossed over the boundary line.[2]

itsallaboutheL · 06-04-2010 03:52PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

You can start the: "Who can read maps better.. " thread

Oh and men do ask for directions

I once missed the red cow roundabout on the way to Cork, and decided if i just kept driving a general southerly direction i'd end up there eventually...

5 hours later i was in killkenny

Hank_Jones · 06-04-2010 03:52PM

Totally misread that title, can you have sex while multitasking?

I don't know, I'll give it a try...

landsleaving · 06-04-2010 03:53PM

*Ignores large quoted passage*

PAH! Offside rule is simple luv. Only a woman would get confused by that. (To be read in the voice of Ray Winstone.)

Glenster · 06-04-2010 03:55PM

Multitask all you want, you'll never be taoiseach or finance minister.

Girls are prettier though. So......

Kasabian · 06-04-2010 03:59PM

Girls are way better at multi tasking , way, way , way better

Wazdakka · 06-04-2010 03:59PM

Women probably..

They must have evolved that way by now.

All that washing, cleaning, ironing, hoovering, cooking etc.., (that they as a gender are expected to do for the obviously superior men in their life's) must really take up the day.
With all that, and the whole having to make themselves physically desirable and willing to submit at a moments notice to any sexual request made by the man in the relationship...

Multitasking is almost a necessity really.

If women couldn't do it, they would have virtually no time at all to look after the kids or admire the lovely polished underside of the workforce glass ceiling that we gave them.

quicklickpaddy · 06-04-2010 04:02PM

Women

Wazdakka wrote: »

Women probably..

They must have evolved that way by now.

All that washing, cleaning, ironing, hoovering, cooking etc.., (that they as a gender are expected to do for the obviously superior men in their life's) must really take up the day.
With all that, and the whole having to make themselves physically desirable and willing to submit at a moments notice to any sexual request made by the man in the relationship...

Multitasking is almost a necessity really.

If women couldn't do it, they would have virtually no time at all to look after the kids or admire the lovely polished underside of the workforce glass ceiling that we gave them.

Uh oh....

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