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What the hell do the dead do in Heaven?

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  • #62
    Min
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,550 ✭✭✭Min


    But there are no dead people in heaven, think about it......

    What is dead is their bodies and they are either 6 feet under or burnt to an ash, their souls are alive.

    I guess they are the life and soul of the parties in heaven.


  • #63
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    They come back to earth as earth angels and try to earn their wings by helping people remain on the path to happiness and serenity.

    Whenever you hear a bell ringing, that means an angel has just earned their wings.

    True story.

    Is this what you're thinking about?

    James Stewart has said that of all the films he has made, this is his favorite.




  • #64
    argosy2006
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    They come back to earth as earth angels and try to earn their wings by helping people remain on the path to happiness and serenity.

    Whenever you hear a bell ringing, that means an angel has just earned their wings.

    True story.

    Alot of them earn wings during boxing matches


  • #65
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Is this what you're thinking about?

    James Stewart has said that of all the films he has made, this is his favorite

    I was only messing but yup, that's the one :)

    I think Dr.B made a fine James Stewart stand-in also as it goes ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Xb_V0PAdU


  • #66
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Apparently the capacity of Hell is 60,000,000,000 (including standing) according to the Vatican.

    What happens when it's full?


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  • #67
    argosy2006
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    Confab wrote: »
    Apparently the capacity of Hell is 60,000,000,000 (including standing) according to the Vatican.

    What happens when it's full?
    we party


  • #68
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Confab wrote: »
    Apparently the capacity of Hell is 60,000,000,000 (including standing) according to the Vatican.

    What happens when it's full?

    I'm sure the Vatican will be in the position to let us know that too.

    /if their paper doesn't burn first..


  • #69
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Confab wrote: »
    Apparently the capacity of Hell is 60,000,000,000 (including standing) according to the Vatican.

    What happens when it's full?

    The bouncers say, "Eeeehhhh, sorry bud, not tonight."

    Actually, when its full, its not like a fire inspector is going to come in and say, "Right, there's too many in here, I'm shutting you down." I mean, yer man with the pointy horns isn't too big on sticking to the rules anyway.

    And how in the hell did they come up with 60,000,000,000? Who did they ask? The Divvil? Sure, wouldn't he lie anyway?


  • #70
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    The dead don't make it to heaven, only the dying do.


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