What the hell do the dead do in Heaven?

snow ghost · 02-04-2010 01:21AM #1

What exactly do dead people do in Heaven all day?

Hell's pretty obvious you have to feast on the faeces of demonic beasts with diahrrea whilst listening to Chris De Burgh music, etc, but what is there to do in Heaven other than float around on a cloud all the time with a halo over your head, seeing as you can't sin there?

And what is meant to be so great about it?

dsmythy · 02-04-2010 01:22AM

Whatever you want.

Stephentlig · 02-04-2010 01:22AM

isnt this more of a thread suited to the Christianity forum?

MonkeyTennis · 02-04-2010 01:23AM

write "Murder she wrote' episodes

Jesus Wept · 02-04-2010 01:24AM

The same thing as the easter bunny does 364 days a year.

landsleaving · 02-04-2010 01:24AM

I've always been confused by the concept. If I'm in heaven, and I can do what I want all the time, can I have threesomes non-stop with dead supermodels? Or does a moral code still apply? Or does anyone who wants to do anything like that go to Hell anyway?

Religion, it's not all black and white.

landsleaving · 02-04-2010 01:24AM

Stephentlig wrote: »

isnt this more of a thread suited to the Christianity forum?

I think the type of answers the OP wants probably aren't

magicianz · 02-04-2010 01:25AM

Cod6 all day without noobtubers

sounds like heaven to me anyway.....

InkSlinger67 · 02-04-2010 01:26AM

PSP mostly

landsleaving · 02-04-2010 01:27AM

Um... in after lock?

we'llallhavetea_old · 02-04-2010 01:29AM

well the majority of boardsies are non religious so i doubt you're gonna get many satisfying answers op.

Jesus Wept · 02-04-2010 01:30AM

landsleaving wrote: »

can I have threesomes non-stop with dead supermodels?

The heart wants what the heart wants.
Necrophilia.

landsleaving · 02-04-2010 01:32AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

The heart wants what the heart wants.
Necrophilia.

I was waiting for that

Richard tea · 02-04-2010 01:35AM

I would imagine that one merely spends his time in heaven scratching his ball sack.;)

indough · 02-04-2010 01:39AM

chill

Klingon Hamlet · 02-04-2010 01:40AM

Wait around for the appropriate and dramatically-optimal moment(s) to dispense vital information at (a) convenient point(s) in a protagonist's narrative, perhaps?

saraasull · 02-04-2010 01:41AM

you can't have sex in heaven cos u dont have a body!
but nobody is in heaven yet.. everybody rises on the same day. even the dead are still in the gorund

orourkeda · 02-04-2010 01:43AM

Eat, Drink beer, jerk off and watch fetish porn to your hearts content.

we'llallhavetea_old · 02-04-2010 01:43AM

saraasull wrote: »

you can't have sex in heaven cos u dont have a body!
but nobody is in heaven yet.. everybody rises on the same day. even the dead are still in the gorund

that'll be some sight :rolleyes:

Kold · 02-04-2010 01:44AM

They all have sex with god all the time.

we'llallhavetea_old · 02-04-2010 01:45AM

Kold wrote: »

They all have sex with god all the time.

he's like this durty cult leader, that sh!ts hawt

strobe · 02-04-2010 01:46AM

Stephentlig wrote: »

isnt this more of a thread suited to the Christianity forum?

I've been cooking up a thread for the Christianity forum on just this subject Ste. Expect it presently. You only have yourself to blame.

baawhoosh · 02-04-2010 01:51AM

RIDE.

stovelid · 02-04-2010 01:57AM

They while away their time jocularly dangling celestial rope ladders down to Hell before yanking them out of the reach. of the Eternally Damned

OutlawPete · 02-04-2010 01:59AM

orourkeda wrote: »

Eat, Drink beer, jerk off and watch fetish porn to your hearts content.

You mean I'm in heaven?? :eek:

Biggins · 02-04-2010 02:05AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

You mean I'm in heaven?? :eek:

O' yea, Mr lova lova. We just got it on and you were great you sexy stallion beast.

:pac:

Donkey Oaty · 02-04-2010 02:06AM

If I was in heaven I'd spend most of my time trying to contact my loved ones via professional mediums. To make it more interesting, I'd be very vague about everything and refuse to give out any information that might prove that it was actually me.

Hank_Jones · 02-04-2010 02:09AM

landsleaving wrote: »

I've always been confused by the concept. If I'm in heaven, and I can do what I want all the time, can I have threesomes non-stop with dead supermodels? Or does a moral code still apply? Or does anyone who wants to do anything like that go to Hell anyway?

Religion, it's not all black and white.

You seem to be forgetting that the supermodels would be in heaven as well...which would apparently mean that they too can do whatever they want...

I would think that threesome would be a long shot.

Plus how old are people in heaven? Are they at like the peak of fitness?
Loopholes or wha...

What do people do in a place that nobody on this planet has ever been to....I don't know..

we'llallhavetea_old · 02-04-2010 02:09AM

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

If I was in heaven I'd spend most of my time trying to contact my loved ones via professional mediums. To make it more interesting, I'd be very vague about everything and refuse to give out any information that might prove that it was actually me.

it's like you've got inside information there young man, this seems to be the approach of all of these souls in heaven :pac:

Degag · 02-04-2010 02:19AM

My own sense of Heaven would be orgies, great food and drink etc.

I'd imagine God's would be as simple as living without pain. If i lived until 80 or 90 i'd settle with that i'd imagine.

Duggy747 · 02-04-2010 02:20AM

Well, you could have the mother of all lesbian orgies, one that takes milleniums to finish.

Go to a gig where Jimi Hendrix & Rory Gallagher are playing together on stage, maybe a supporting act by Freddy Mercury and Phil Lynott, too! :pac:

Or stay on earth as a ghoul and freak people out / watch wimmen get undressed :P Technically you'd never have to pay for something like a cinema or to sit in a Bugatti Veyron belting it.

Pity none of it is real

What the hell do the dead do in Heaven?

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