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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Thinks Lolcats are NOT funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    There are lies and there are LIES!, let's keep it clean.


    The above poster has a filthy washcloth covered in lipstick and eyeliner she calls Dawkins and goes on treasure hunts with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Muahah touchy subject yeah? :o

    Glenster ist still convinced that the first dog he ever had, now "lives at the animal farm".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Muffin does live on a farm, it's just a shame they dont allow visitors.......

    sNarah has let the nail of the pinkie finger on her left hand grow six inches long, she uses it for scratching the kids who try to knick-knack her house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    Glenster used to be one of those kids, and he used to run away with the fortitude of one million Indonesian devil cats running from a bloated pack of disease-carrying chipmunks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    Manzalone is my secret lovechild


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Bolag the 2nd killed Bolag the 1st in a fit of jealous rage because Bolag 1 had an affair with the local shopkeeper


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    Cicero wrote: »
    Bolag the 2nd killed Bolag the 1st in a fit of jealous rage because Bolag 1 had an affair with the local shopkeeper

    Cicero is in hiding from Bolag, eek eek eeek:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Bolag the 2nd still owes Cicero for last months grocery bill......I STILL WANT MY MONEY BACK....HEAR?!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Cicero needs the money to pay for a sexchange operation for the third cupboard from the left in his kitchen, he thinks that if the operation is a success society will finaly accept their love.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Glenster holds the world record for the longest toenails at an average of
    150 mm he's a record breaker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Pot Noodle = gingerbaby.jpg

    Equation solved.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Glenster likes Gingers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Yeah I do.

    Pot noodle thinks fanta lemon is nicer than club lemon.........uurrrggghhhh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    Glenster - People seem to like him because he is polite and he is rarely late. He likes to eat ice cream and he really enjoys a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell him that he has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call mentally retarded


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    Whenever splashthecash is feeling abundantly frustrated, he backhands a potato in the hope that it will make him feel better, it never does....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    When I clicked the 'friends' icon under Korvanica's name the internet started laughing at me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭splashthecash


    If given the choice, Glenster would go for lino in his livingroom as opposed to oak laminate floorboards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Lino isn't as loud allowing for stealthy midnight snacks........she'll never know.......kekekekekeke!

    Splashthecash's password is 'password'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Is a good poster


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Diabhal Beag has an uncanny ability to judge the tone of a thread not go too far when posting.


    Also he looks like this
    10177534~An-Elegant-Gentleman-in-Top-Hat-Smoking-a-Cigarette-Posters.jpg


    and doesnt live near cows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Glenster shaves all his body hair and make wigs for parrots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    pot noodle dresses up like a milkman and chases people around like annoying social outcast in a magic flying carpet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    K tries to lick his own elbow every 5 minutes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Should only be taken under medical supervision


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Cicero puts bacon in his jam sandwiches


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Can be taken as part of a calorie contolled diet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Gman_Ireland


    Cicero washes that bacon & jam sandwiches down with whiskey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Gman is on an endless mission to find the G spot!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Joes girls used to be in the Capuchines ,but was expelled after the chief friar checked under her robe.


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