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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow.....

Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;)

Warning:

Right, we're going to try this again.

Here is how it's going to go:

Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here. This forum is for creative surrealism and silliness. I've just deleted nearly 70 posts that really should have resulted in an infraction or a ban for their owners. Most of these appeared before the thread was moved to the Thunderdome. You know why I didn't ban or infract anyone for them? Because I'm not a jerk.

So, with that in mind:

From now on there will be no personal abuse. There will be no abuse of the tags. There most certainly will be no complaining about this warning, which is the last I will ever make on this thread. You had three warnings previous to this. THREE. And they were ignored. If this one is ignored by anyone, this thread gets locked and it will not be coming back.

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sNarah

Thinks Lolcats are NOT funny.

Glenster

There are lies and there are LIES!, let's keep it clean.

The above poster has a filthy washcloth covered in lipstick and eyeliner she calls Dawkins and goes on treasure hunts with.

sNarah

Muahah touchy subject yeah?

Glenster ist still convinced that the first dog he ever had, now "lives at the animal farm".

Glenster

Muffin does live on a farm, it's just a shame they dont allow visitors.......

sNarah has let the nail of the pinkie finger on her left hand grow six inches long, she uses it for scratching the kids who try to knick-knack her house.

Korvanica

Glenster used to be one of those kids, and he used to run away with the fortitude of one million Indonesian devil cats running from a bloated pack of disease-carrying chipmunks.

Bolag_the_2nd

Manzalone is my secret lovechild

Cicero

Bolag the 2nd killed Bolag the 1st in a fit of jealous rage because Bolag 1 had an affair with the local shopkeeper

Bolag_the_2nd

Cicero wrote: »

Bolag the 2nd killed Bolag the 1st in a fit of jealous rage because Bolag 1 had an affair with the local shopkeeper

Cicero is in hiding from Bolag, eek eek eeek:eek:

Cicero

Bolag the 2nd still owes Cicero for last months grocery bill......I STILL WANT MY MONEY BACK....HEAR?!!!!!

Glenster

Cicero needs the money to pay for a sexchange operation for the third cupboard from the left in his kitchen, he thinks that if the operation is a success society will finaly accept their love.

Pot Noodle =

Glenster holds the world record for the longest toenails at an average of
150 mm he's a record breaker

Glenster

Pot Noodle =

Equation solved.

Pot Noodle =

Glenster likes Gingers

Glenster

Yeah I do.

Pot noodle thinks fanta lemon is nicer than club lemon.........uurrrggghhhh!

splashthecash

Glenster - People seem to like him because he is polite and he is rarely late. He likes to eat ice cream and he really enjoys a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell him that he has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call mentally retarded

Korvanica

Whenever splashthecash is feeling abundantly frustrated, he backhands a potato in the hope that it will make him feel better, it never does....

Glenster

When I clicked the 'friends' icon under Korvanica's name the internet started laughing at me.

splashthecash

If given the choice, Glenster would go for lino in his livingroom as opposed to oak laminate floorboards.

Glenster

Lino isn't as loud allowing for stealthy midnight snacks........she'll never know.......kekekekekeke!

Splashthecash's password is 'password'

Diabhal Beag

Is a good poster

Glenster

Diabhal Beag has an uncanny ability to judge the tone of a thread not go too far when posting.

Also he looks like this
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