Interflora gets my mate shopped having an affair

xsiborg · 28-03-2010 09:04PM

Darlughda wrote: »

Because marriage is a legal contract concerning property, inheritance and legitimacy of children, however for hundreds of years in many cultures the lover would provide sex and whatever else the wife or husband wouldn't/couldn't. Why should they not get nice presents too?

they get sex! when they start making demands its time to get rid!

but then this friend of the OP obviously made the mistake of thinking more of his mistress than he did his wife, that was his second mistake, (his first mistake was not reminding himself that he was married! :rolleyes:)

bleg · 28-03-2010 09:51PM

Frank Spencer wrote: »

And you stay where you are. I'll go.

The stench of fucking adultery in here.

That's the best type of adultery

spider guardian · 28-03-2010 10:43PM

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
YOUR FRIEND GOT PWNED BY INTERFLORA...
MWAHAHA

let that be a lesson kids

peanuthead · 28-03-2010 11:14PM

spider guardian wrote: »

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
YOUR FRIEND GOT PWNED BY INTERFLORA...
MWAHAHA

let that be a lesson kids

Owned yourself

Gummy Panda · 28-03-2010 11:19PM

peanuthead wrote: »

Owned yourself

How did he?

Tigger · 28-03-2010 11:24PM

i beileve that
peanuthead thinks that bleg ment to type owned rather than pwned

in such case

peanuthead wrote: »

Owned yourself

internet vernacular fail

Mrmoe · 28-03-2010 11:29PM

Don't really feel sorry for him, hope he gets everything that is coming to him.

Son Of A Vidic · 29-03-2010 12:14AM

Fairplay Interflora, tough sh1t prick! Serves him right, the 8ollocks.

padz · 29-03-2010 12:39AM

Gordon Freeman wrote: »

Never send flowers from over the phone, pop into flower store and pay direct, book hotels with CC but always advise that you will pay with cash. Just some important rules for players to remember!!

or get the other half to book the hotel with their cc or lazer, always pay in cash, also dont use lazer card at shops or ATMs in town/s u may be stayin if ur married they show up on ur statements, u could always ring the bank and ask them to stop sending statements altogether

ps dont us a car with sat nav, its possible to record journeys that have been taken in the car

this thread is funny, thanks for those war of the roses calls super!

Shazanne · 29-03-2010 12:52AM

padz wrote: »

or get the other half to book the hotel with their cc or lazer, always pay in cash, also dont use lazer card at shops or ATMs in town/s u may be stayin if ur married they show up on ur statements, u could always ring the bank and ask them to stop sending statements altogether

ps dont us a car with sat nav, its possible to record journeys that have been taken in the car

this thread is funny, thanks for those war of the roses calls super!

What a strange sense of humour you've got there - or would it be the voice of experience talking!;)

draward · 29-03-2010 12:56AM

It takes two to f-cking tango:D

padz · 29-03-2010 12:58AM

Shazanne wrote: »

What a strange sense of humour you've got there - or would it be the voice of experience talking!;)

well im not married for one, but obviously cheating isint just for married people;) naw im just being deceptive thats all, good advice though for budding bonkers, that Fill my bucket clip is crazy, 'your not filling my bucket baby'

harrison fraud · 06-04-2011 02:50AM

thought i would drag this one up since i started it a long time ago....

my mate was caught out in the end as is now happy enough with his new girl and his wife is now his ex wife and is happy as larry as her new boyfriend is also called larry

Interflora gets my mate shopped having an affair

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