Interflora gets my mate shopped having an affair

harrison fraud

So a married friend of mine is having an affair with a woman in his job,and last valentines he decides to send her a dozen red roses (nothing to the wife)

So a couple of weeks ago he gets in from work ,and theres the wife holding a letter with the Interflora logo printed all over it ,and throws the opened letter at him and screaming "who the fcuk did you buy flowers for you ba$$tard??"

Apprentley the letter said "thank you for your recent purchase which has been delivered on Valentines day....etc etc

So whats the story with Interflora ??have they not got the kop on to realise that some people who are having affairs, might be using their service and would like it kept a bit more discreet, and sending letters to their house is far from discreet

Anyway hes in the Dog house at the moment and its not looking good for him,poor fecker but then again hes only himself to blame even though hes blaming Interflora

Stinicker

I guess the nosey wife opened his post then? Could he not have put it down to some sort of business excuse or else say it was done as a test for his wife etc. What sort of idiot gives them his address and details anyway to begin with, especially when getting his bit on the side!

peanuthead

serves him right, the idiot.

spurious

How did Interflora get his address?

pickarooney

"They were for my mum! Er... "

Mint Sauce

he could just say the flowers were for her but interflora failed to deliver

Mint Sauce

pickarooney wrote: »

"They were for my mum! Er... "

a dozen red roses?

dvpower

harrison fraud wrote: »

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Anyway hes in the Dog house at the moment and its not looking good for him,poor fecker but then again hes only himself to blame even though hes blaming Interflora

He has a very understanding wife.

Latchy

Ahhhhhh ...

Reminds me of my last sig Quote by Groucho marx

'' Here's to our wifes and girlfriends ...may they never meet ''

ibarelycare

Your "friend" eh?

BluesBerry

Lol would this "friend" be you by any chance:pac:

harrison fraud

Stinicker wrote: »

What sort of idiot gives them his address and details anyway to begin with, especially when getting his bit on the side!

he used his credit card it was a phone order

spurious wrote: »

How did Interflora get his address?

same answer as above

pickarooney wrote: »

"They were for my mum! Er... "

He tried that she didnt believe him

irish-stew wrote: »

he could just say the flowers were for her but interflora failed to deliver

It said on the letter they were delivered

orourkeda

Has he decided to separate his brains from his rocks yet

harrison fraud

ibarelycare wrote: »

Your "friend" eh?

BluesBerry wrote: »

Lol would this "friend" be you by any chance:pac:

Sorry to disappoint you guys but no it wasnt me

Mint Sauce

harrison fraud wrote: »

It said on the letter they were delivered

to the wrong address then

stovelid

Tip: six roses each. Everybody happy.

BluesBerry

haha why didnt you your friend buy the wife anything would have saved all this hassel:pac::pac::pac::pac:

heheheehe

harrison fraud

irish-stew wrote: »

to the wrong address then

The address where they were delivered were on the letter (his job btw)

peanuthead

harrison fraud wrote: »

So whats the story with Interflora ??have they not got the kop on to realise that some people who are having affairs, might be using their service and would like it kept a bit more discreet, and sending letters to their house is far from discreet

But you see this way he now has to use their service a second time to buy an apology bouquet for the wife. Good market research on their behalf imo

stepbar

Serves him right.

Handy piece of evidence for the divorce trial.

Mint Sauce

harrison fraud wrote: »

The address where they were delivered were on the letter (his job btw)

what you could do is tell your wife, sorry, tell your friend to tell his wife he was worried that he did not have time to go to the florest so you, sorry he arranged for interflora to deliver to his place of work incase they couldn't find the house, but then in a rush to get home he forget them

Magenta

harrison fraud wrote: »

So whats the story with Interflora ??have they not got the kop on to realise that some people who are having affairs, might be using their service and would like it kept a bit more discreet, and sending letters to their house is far from discreet

It's not Interflora's responsibility to cover for other people's cheating and stupidity.
Next you'll be complaining because he gets an itemised phone bill with her number all over it.

Polar Girl

Anyway hes in the Dog house at the moment and its not looking good for him,poor fecker

ahhhhh sorry but **** him if he is cheating. Let him be caught out, noone has the right to cheat without getting caught, man nor woman, Hope she kicks his ass to the kerb, cheating ****er.

Basq

Serves his right for buying any type of flowers for a loved one in the first place....






.. THE FRUIT! :pac:

Liam Byrne

harrison fraud wrote: »

So whats the story with Interflora ??have they not got the kop on to realise that some people who are having affairs, might be using their service and would like it kept a bit more discreet, and sending letters to their house is far from discreet

Why should it be up to Interflora to protect a cheating prick ?

harrison fraud wrote: »

hes only himself to blame even though hes blaming Interflora

So the Interflora delivery guy is the one who's shagging away from home, then ?

PARKHEAD67

harrison fraud wrote: »

So a married friend of mine is having an affair with a woman in his job,and last valentines he decides to send her a dozen red roses (nothing to the wife)

So a couple of weeks ago he gets in from work ,and theres the wife holding a letter with the Interflora logo printed all over it ,and throws the opened letter at him and screaming "who the fcuk did you buy flowers for you ba$$tard??"

Apprentley the letter said "thank you for your recent purchase which has been delivered on Valentines day....etc etc

So whats the story with Interflora ??have they not got the kop on to realise that some people who are having affairs, might be using their service and would like it kept a bit more discreet, and sending letters to their house is far from discreet

Anyway hes in the Dog house at the moment and its not looking good for him,poor fecker but then again hes only himself to blame even though hes blaming Interflora

serves the bastard right. what a tit

punchdrunk

for a split second there i thought he'd been caught due to butter! :eek:

I was all ready with the Marlon Brando gags...

Shazanne

I have absolutely no sympathy for you/him or whoever the cheater happens to be!:mad: I've been the one cheated on in the past! I've been the wife who made these type of discoveries. And let me tell you - it HURTS! It destroys your own self-worth and leaves your confidence and self belief in tatters.
Maybe you/him might like to reflect on this and then try and grow a pair of B---s so you might become manly enough to be honest. Ay least have the decency to leave you/his wife before going on to destroy another woman's life. Cheats are creepy, selfish, spineless and sad and, once a cheat, always a cheat! By the way - my cheat has been history for quite some time now!:D

Diabhal Beag

At least the prick got what he deserved. I would love to think that Interflora did that deliberately to catch out any cheaters.


Fair play to Interflora. **** cheaters

PARKHEAD67

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

At least the prick got what he deserved. I would love to think that Interflora did that deliberately to catch out any cheaters.


Fair play to Interflora. **** cheaters

Hate cheaters too.Delighted the **** was caught

Gyalist

There's a nauseating stench of sanctimony in this thread.

harrison fraud

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

At least the prick got what he deserved. I would love to think that Interflora did that deliberately to catch out any cheaters.


Fair play to Interflora. **** cheaters

So whats next hotels sending copy bills to every man/woman who books a hotel.....these things go on and have been since creation.

argosy2006

harrison fraud wrote: »

Sorry to disappoint you guys but no it wasnt me

i think it was you mister 5 posts

Fear Uladh

The fact that he gave his home address to a flower company sending his mistress roses almost makes you think the stupid fecker deserves everything he gets.

Magenta

harrison fraud wrote: »

So whats next hotels sending copy bills to every man/woman who books a hotel.....these things go on and have been since creation.

No, but the credit card company might send a bill that includes the hotel transaction on it... can we expect a "VISA/Mastercard shopped my mate" thread too?

starbelgrade

First time poster starts thread about cheating on the missus, goes straight to AH to post the thread, assumes the name Harrison Fraud?

If it walks like a duck...

KevinVonSpiel

This tragedy would never happen in France.

punchdrunk

*my mate* tells me that strip clubs show up as something completely mundane on your statement...


apparently

CreepingDeath

Reminds me of a radio show I listened to in the States on the commute to work.
They'd ring up some partner suspected of cheating, and offer them a dozen red roses for free and ask who to send them to.
Most of the time the person would hang themselves by giving their mistresses name while their partner was on the line listening.

If you like this thread, do a search for "War of the Roses", found one site with a few clips.

War of the Roses Radio Show Clips

Shazanne

harrison fraud wrote: »

So whats next hotels sending copy bills to every man/woman who books a hotel.....these things go on and have been since creation.

Is that an endorsement??!!

Darlughda

gawd, what an amateur.
If he had any cop on he would have sent a dozen red roses to the wife. THEN, sent a dozen yellow roses to the mistress. Everyone knows that yellow roses mean friendship, and he would have options for explaining himself out of that sticky one.





Not that I condone infidelity of course. Nasty *spit* cheaters. Ruining perfectly emotionally fúcked already relationships.

Alessandra

Your friend must be a complete loser.

Tigger

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Reminds me of a radio show I listened to in the States on the commute to work.
They'd ring up some partner suspected of cheating, and offer them a dozen red roses for free and ask who to send them to.
Most of the time the person would hang themselves by giving their mistresses name while their partner was on the line listening.

If you like this thread, do a search for "War of the Roses", found one site with a few clips.

War of the Roses Radio Show Clips

i am now entertained

http://www.guzer.com/animations/radio_station_roses.php

thank you

Liam Byrne

Gyalist wrote: »

There's a nauseating stench of sanctimony in this thread.

Not really.

None of us, I would suggest, are whiter-than-white.

But if you do something and get caught, you don't whinge and try to shift the blame.

alwaysadub

Darlughda wrote: »

gawd, what an amateur.
If he had any cop on he would have sent a dozen red roses to the wife. THEN, sent a dozen yellow roses to the mistress. Everyone knows that yellow roses mean friendship, and he would have options for explaining himself out of that sticky one.





Not that I condone infidelity of course. Nasty *spit* cheaters. Ruining perfectly emotionally fúcked already relationships.

Nah,if he'd any cop on he would've paid cash. Leave no trace!

seanybiker

Ha ha delighted he got caught. Hope he gets the other one pregnant and then gets the clap.

Rabies

This is the like a mild version of the Darwin Awards

Gordon Freeman

Never send flowers from over the phone, pop into flower store and pay direct, book hotels with CC but always advise that you will pay with cash. Just some important rules for players to remember!!

ibarelycare

Gordon Freeman wrote: »

Never send flowers from over the phone, pop into flower store and pay direct, book hotels with CC but always advise that you will pay with cash. Just some important rules for players to remember!!

Your username is suspiciously similar to the OP's

AllInOne

ibarelycare wrote: »

Your username is suspiciously similar to the OP's

The OP's name is harrison_fraud though :P