Interflora gets my mate shopped having an affair

harrison fraud · 27-03-2010 11:57PM #1

So a married friend of mine is having an affair with a woman in his job,and last valentines he decides to send her a dozen red roses (nothing to the wife)

So a couple of weeks ago he gets in from work ,and theres the wife holding a letter with the Interflora logo printed all over it ,and throws the opened letter at him and screaming "who the fcuk did you buy flowers for you ba$$tard??"

Apprentley the letter said "thank you for your recent purchase which has been delivered on Valentines day....etc etc

So whats the story with Interflora ??have they not got the kop on to realise that some people who are having affairs, might be using their service and would like it kept a bit more discreet, and sending letters to their house is far from discreet

Anyway hes in the Dog house at the moment and its not looking good for him,poor fecker but then again hes only himself to blame even though hes blaming Interflora

Stinicker · 28-03-2010 12:02AM

I guess the nosey wife opened his post then? Could he not have put it down to some sort of business excuse or else say it was done as a test for his wife etc. What sort of idiot gives them his address and details anyway to begin with, especially when getting his bit on the side!

peanuthead · 28-03-2010 12:03AM

serves him right, the idiot.

spurious · 28-03-2010 12:03AM

How did Interflora get his address?

pickarooney · 28-03-2010 12:04AM

"They were for my mum! Er... "

Mint Sauce · 28-03-2010 12:04AM

he could just say the flowers were for her but interflora failed to deliver

Mint Sauce · 28-03-2010 12:05AM

pickarooney wrote: »

"They were for my mum! Er... "

a dozen red roses?

dvpower · 28-03-2010 12:05AM

harrison fraud wrote: »

[...]
Anyway hes in the Dog house at the moment and its not looking good for him,poor fecker but then again hes only himself to blame even though hes blaming Interflora

He has a very understanding wife.

Latchy · 28-03-2010 12:05AM

Ahhhhhh ...

Reminds me of my last sig Quote by Groucho marx

'' Here's to our wifes and girlfriends ...may they never meet ''

ibarelycare · 28-03-2010 12:08AM

Your "friend" eh?

BluesBerry · 28-03-2010 12:09AM

Lol would this "friend" be you by any chance:pac:

harrison fraud · 28-03-2010 12:10AM

Stinicker wrote: »

What sort of idiot gives them his address and details anyway to begin with, especially when getting his bit on the side!

he used his credit card it was a phone order

spurious wrote: »

How did Interflora get his address?

same answer as above

pickarooney wrote: »

"They were for my mum! Er... "

He tried that she didnt believe him

irish-stew wrote: »

he could just say the flowers were for her but interflora failed to deliver

It said on the letter they were delivered

orourkeda · 28-03-2010 12:11AM

Has he decided to separate his brains from his rocks yet

harrison fraud · 28-03-2010 12:12AM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Your "friend" eh?

BluesBerry wrote: »

Lol would this "friend" be you by any chance:pac:

Sorry to disappoint you guys but no it wasnt me

Mint Sauce · 28-03-2010 12:12AM

harrison fraud wrote: »

It said on the letter they were delivered

to the wrong address then

stovelid · 28-03-2010 12:13AM

Tip: six roses each. Everybody happy.

BluesBerry · 28-03-2010 12:13AM

haha why didnt you your friend buy the wife anything would have saved all this hassel:pac::pac::pac::pac:

heheheehe

harrison fraud · 28-03-2010 12:14AM

irish-stew wrote: »

to the wrong address then

The address where they were delivered were on the letter (his job btw)

peanuthead · 28-03-2010 12:17AM

harrison fraud wrote: »

So whats the story with Interflora ??have they not got the kop on to realise that some people who are having affairs, might be using their service and would like it kept a bit more discreet, and sending letters to their house is far from discreet

But you see this way he now has to use their service a second time to buy an apology bouquet for the wife. Good market research on their behalf imo

stepbar · 28-03-2010 12:18AM

Serves him right.

28-03-2010 12:19AM

Handy piece of evidence for the divorce trial.

Mint Sauce · 28-03-2010 12:22AM

harrison fraud wrote: »

The address where they were delivered were on the letter (his job btw)

what you could do is tell your wife, sorry, tell your friend to tell his wife he was worried that he did not have time to go to the florest so you, sorry he arranged for interflora to deliver to his place of work incase they couldn't find the house, but then in a rush to get home he forget them

Magenta · 28-03-2010 12:22AM

harrison fraud wrote: »

So whats the story with Interflora ??have they not got the kop on to realise that some people who are having affairs, might be using their service and would like it kept a bit more discreet, and sending letters to their house is far from discreet

It's not Interflora's responsibility to cover for other people's cheating and stupidity.
Next you'll be complaining because he gets an itemised phone bill with her number all over it.

Polar Girl · 28-03-2010 12:23AM

Anyway hes in the Dog house at the moment and its not looking good for him,poor fecker

ahhhhh sorry but **** him if he is cheating. Let him be caught out, noone has the right to cheat without getting caught, man nor woman, Hope she kicks his ass to the kerb, cheating ****er.

Basq · 28-03-2010 12:24AM

Serves his right for buying any type of flowers for a loved one in the first place....

.. THE FRUIT! :pac:

Liam Byrne · 28-03-2010 12:27AM

harrison fraud wrote: »

So whats the story with Interflora ??have they not got the kop on to realise that some people who are having affairs, might be using their service and would like it kept a bit more discreet, and sending letters to their house is far from discreet

Why should it be up to Interflora to protect a cheating prick ?

harrison fraud wrote: »

hes only himself to blame even though hes blaming Interflora

So the Interflora delivery guy is the one who's shagging away from home, then ?

PARKHEAD67 · 28-03-2010 12:30AM

harrison fraud wrote: »

So a married friend of mine is having an affair with a woman in his job,and last valentines he decides to send her a dozen red roses (nothing to the wife)

So a couple of weeks ago he gets in from work ,and theres the wife holding a letter with the Interflora logo printed all over it ,and throws the opened letter at him and screaming "who the fcuk did you buy flowers for you ba$$tard??"

Apprentley the letter said "thank you for your recent purchase which has been delivered on Valentines day....etc etc

So whats the story with Interflora ??have they not got the kop on to realise that some people who are having affairs, might be using their service and would like it kept a bit more discreet, and sending letters to their house is far from discreet

Anyway hes in the Dog house at the moment and its not looking good for him,poor fecker but then again hes only himself to blame even though hes blaming Interflora

serves the bastard right. what a tit

punchdrunk · 28-03-2010 12:33AM

for a split second there i thought he'd been caught due to butter! :eek:

I was all ready with the Marlon Brando gags...

Shazanne · 28-03-2010 12:33AM

I have absolutely no sympathy for you/him or whoever the cheater happens to be!:mad: I've been the one cheated on in the past! I've been the wife who made these type of discoveries. And let me tell you - it HURTS! It destroys your own self-worth and leaves your confidence and self belief in tatters.
Maybe you/him might like to reflect on this and then try and grow a pair of B---s so you might become manly enough to be honest. Ay least have the decency to leave you/his wife before going on to destroy another woman's life. Cheats are creepy, selfish, spineless and sad and, once a cheat, always a cheat! By the way - my cheat has been history for quite some time now!:D

Diabhal Beag · 28-03-2010 12:36AM

At least the prick got what he deserved. I would love to think that Interflora did that deliberately to catch out any cheaters.

Fair play to Interflora. **** cheaters

PARKHEAD67 · 28-03-2010 12:39AM

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

At least the prick got what he deserved. I would love to think that Interflora did that deliberately to catch out any cheaters.

Fair play to Interflora. **** cheaters

Hate cheaters too.Delighted the **** was caught

Interflora gets my mate shopped having an affair

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