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I swear am not a cougar....

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  • #62
    cafecolour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    shuvly wrote: »
    ok ah darlings, am a pissed old lamb to the slaughter..he is 30..i am kinda rite side of forty....hit me...

    That hardly qualifies as cougar-dom, it doesn't even violate the half your age plus 7 rule.

    Post again when you've picked up a 22 year old.


  • #63
    Thoushaltnot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭Thoushaltnot


    I don't know the OP from Adam but

    /sobs

    My little girl's grown up



    sneaky Hi 5's too


  • #64
    irishejit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭irishejit


    grenache wrote: »
    God bless the older woman. Nothing gets me going more than the thoughts of being seduced by a cougar.

    If i had a hat i would doff it to you sir...


    The disappointing thing is i think i'm nearly too old now to ever experience what you would call a proper cougar....can you still get one at 32??? :confused:


  • #65
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Kiera wrote: »
    Rawr *licks lips*

    Your back must be killing you after trying that.


  • #66
    dcmu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭dcmu


    You know when you're walking through town(any town really), early on a Saturday or Sunday morning, and the air is fresh, and it's bright, but the remains of last night lay strewn before you, the vomit, the broken glass, the general detritus from a world that existed a mere few hours ago, but is now gone? And instead of noise is silence, but for a man in a yellow jacket vainly trying to remove the remnants left from that world - so foreign, and yet somehow the exact same - with nothing but his sweeping brush?






    That's this thread.


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  • #67
    moonpurple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    newsflash

    there is no such thing as a cougar

    there is - however -mutton trying to dress as lamb but when you unwrap the package...


  • #68
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Zaire Breezy Armadillo wrote: »
    Your back must be killing you after trying that.
    Double jointed, baby ;)


  • #69
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    moonpurple wrote: »
    newsflash

    there is no such thing as a cougar

    there is - however -mutton trying to dress as lamb but when you unwrap the package...
    Pardon? I hope you're speaking of over 60 yr olds?


  • #70
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    shuvly wrote: »
    ok ah darlings, am a pissed old lamb to the slaughter..he is 30..i am kinda rite side of forty....hit me...

    Post of the Decade? :pac:


  • #71
    AARRRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 566 ✭✭✭AARRRRGH


    As we used to say back in my younger days "Any port in a storm, a crinkly one will even do if its a bad storm"
    Once he gets a non-crinkly ride he'll be off though. Make the most of him while you can :D


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  • #72
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Pink sock brigade.


  • #73
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Nuttin wrong wit Socks.


  • #74
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    cafecolour wrote: »
    That hardly qualifies as cougar-dom, it doesn't even violate the half your age plus 7 rule.

    Post again when you've picked up a 22 year old.

    Well if she wants a 24 year old...

    *waits for phone to ring*


  • #75
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    dcmu wrote: »
    You know when you're walking through town(any town really), early on a Saturday or Sunday morning, and the air is fresh, and it's bright, but the remains of last night lay strewn before you, the vomit, the broken glass, the general detritus from a world that existed a mere few hours ago, but is now gone? And instead of noise is silence, but for a man in a yellow jacket vainly trying to remove the remnants left from that world - so foreign, and yet somehow the exact same - with nothing but his sweeping brush?






    That's this thread.

    That was beautiful. *lip quiver*


  • #76
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    I'm 18


















    ;)


  • #77
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    That sailor tied a knot in my chastity belt and now I can't get it off.


  • #78
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    I'm 18
    ;)


    Pics of birth cert or gtfo ;)


  • #79
    wicklowwonder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭wicklowwonder


    remember when i was 18 lads weekend in Liverpool got this older women back to hotel did the deed then she had to bail to let her baby sitter go home!!! Lived on that for a long time.......... still am living on it obviously and its over 7 years ago yikes...... LOVE COUGARS they always give it their all cause it might be the last ride they will ever get.... well at least from a bloke that doesnt need the little blue pill to keep it up!!


  • #80
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    wicklowwonder wrote: »
    remember when i was 18 lads weekend in Liverpool got this older women back to hotel did the deed then she had to bail to let her baby sitter go home!!! Lived on that for a long time.......... still am living on it obviously and its over 7 years ago yikes...... LOVE COUGARS they always give it their all cause it might be the last ride they will ever get.... well at least from a bloke that doesnt need the little blue pill to keep it up!!

    nice think the oldest lady i've been with was around 29, but my mate pulled a polish girl in portlaoise one night and after doing the deed she pulls out the pics of her kids!!

    freaked him out but its pretty legendary


  • #81
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Abitar wrote: »
    Pics of birth cert or gtfo ;)

    • Certificate of Birth
    • Name: Midnight_EG
    • Date Born: 29/09/91
    • Sex: Please
    • Kiera/Abigayle: Yes ;)


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  • #82
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    • Certificate of Birth
    • Name: Midnight_EG
    • Date Born: 29/09/91
    • Sex: Please
    • Kiera/Abigayle: Yes ;)

    The Passport Office is closed, where'd you get that? :cool:


  • #83
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The Passport Office is closed, where'd you get that? :cool:
    That's not my passport smartness ;)


  • #84
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    That's not my passport smartness ;)

    You get Birth Certificates in the Passport Office, cheeky bum ;)


  • #85
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    You get Birth Certificates in the Passport Office, cheeky bum ;)
    Blame my age for not having the knowledge, maybe a cougar wise older woman can fill me in ;)


  • #86
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    • Certificate of Birth
    • Name: Midnight_EG
    • Date Born: 29/09/91
    • Sex: Please
    • Kiera/Abigayle: Yes ;)
    *nudges Abi out of the way*

    He said my name first so i get first dibs :)


  • #87
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Kiera wrote: »
    *nudges Abi out of the way*

    He said my name first so i get first dibs :)
    A/S/L bbz ;)


  • #88
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Kiera wrote: »
    *nudges Abi out of the way*

    He said my name first so i get first dibs :)

    *wanders in, picks up Abi and walks out over M EG*


  • #89
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    *wanders in, picks up Abi and walks out over M EG*
    *Pitches a tent as he realises that 3 2 fine ladies are on top of him*


  • #90
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    bazmaiden wrote: »
    nice think the oldest lady i've been with was around 29, but my mate pulled a polish girl in portlaoise one night and after doing the deed she pulls out the pics of her kids!!

    freaked him out but its pretty legendary


    one of my friends pulled an older lady in his drunken state. the next morning she called her daughter around to collect her, and the daughter had a baby seat in the back of her car. classy!


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  • #91
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    *Pitches a tent as he realises that 3 fine ladies are on top of him*

    Well you're in for a big surprise.....


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