I swear am not a cougar....

shuvly

ok ah darlings, am a pissed old lamb to the slaughter..he is 30..i am kinda rite side of forty....hit me...

Abi

shuvly wrote: »

ok ah darlings, am a pissed old lamb to the slaughter..he is 30..i am kinda rite side of forty....hit me...

Lmao. I love you.



*hi 5*


:pac:

we'llallhavetea_old

rub him out :pac:

El Weirdo

shuvly wrote: »

ok ah darlings, am a pissed old lamb to the slaughter..he is 30..i am kinda rite side of forty....hit me...

Pics etc...

Abi

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

rub him out :pac:

No hes suppose to rub her out dear

landsleaving

Just hope your experience makes up for your drunkenness.

Now go get em tiger cougar

we'llallhavetea_old

Abitar wrote: »

No hes suppose to rub her out dear

its more fun on top

bronte

shake dat ass.... watch your step :pac:

Abi

shuvly wrote: »

ok ah darlings, am a pissed old lamb to the slaughter..he is 30..i am kinda rite side of forty....hit me...

I'd like to point out that the thanks on this post is giving us all away girls.....




Quick! Spread out!

starbelgrade

shuvly wrote: »

i am kinda rite side of forty....hit me...

Pics or get your coat.

stovelid

Is it ante-bang or post-bang?

My name is URL

Lotta ladies in this thread.. any chance of some bewb action?

El Weirdo

My name is URL wrote: »

Lotta ladies in this thread.. any chance of some bewb action?

Fuck it. Show us yer marys too.

landsleaving

My name is URL wrote: »

Lotta ladies in this thread.. any chance of some bewb action?

landsleaving wrote: »

Just hope your experience makes up for your drunkenness.

Now go get em tiger cougar

^^^ This guy seems like a bit of a tit, is that any good?

Alicat

My name is URL wrote: »

Lotta ladies in this thread.. any chance of some bewb action?

Bewb

OutlawPete

I am posting this in the full knowledge that Abi may very well pass out ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUG1aCUY2o

Abi

I love that song Pete :pac:




You've gone and upset my knickers now....

oweno

Wrrraaaarrrrr

Bonito

Cougar? Where? What age is he? Tell him to GTFO. I'll be right over so I can take advantage of you in your drunken state you can have a younger, strapping chappy like myself to look after you.

Abi

*sniffs air*

oweno wrote: »

Wrrraaaarrrrr

I think I found one girls..... :pac:

ascanbe

Why, in the name of all that is good, was that last thread closed?

Abi

ascanbe wrote: »

Why, in the name of all that is good, was that last thread closed?

Trying to get this one closed too? Don't bring up other threads in a thread. So far this has been a fun topic... let it go..

ascanbe

Abitar wrote: »

Trying to get this one closed too? Don't bring up other threads in a thread. So far this has been a fun topic... let it go..

Nah. Figured, at worst, i'd get banned. Still, was strange.

Bonito

ascanbe wrote: »

Why, in the name of all that is good, was that last thread closed?

Did you try asking the mod? Did they not give a reason on thread? Line of approach when unhappy is
1 PM the mod (be nice)
2 PM a Cmod
3 Create a thread in feedback.

On topic. Where's all the cougars

Reganio 2

shuvly wrote: »

ok ah darlings, am a pissed old lamb to the slaughter..he is 30..i am kinda rite side of forty....hit me...

So your under it? You can't be over 40 and on the right side of it

OutlawPete

/dusts off old School Uniform from the closet and tries that bad boy on

Darlughda

I'm only a little baby cougar.

Abi

OutlawPete wrote: »

/dusts off old School Uniform from the closet and tries that bad boy on

Sweet jesus.... 0/




Ever gone older Pete?


/seriuz

El Weirdo

OutlawPete wrote: »

/dusts off old School Uniform from the closet and tries that bad boy on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlejfA5NCbQ

ascanbe

Bonito wrote: »

Did you try asking the mod? Did they not give a reason on thread? Line of approach when unhappy is
1 PM the mod (be nice)
2 PM a Cmod
3 Create a thread in feedback.

On topic. Where's all the cougars

Thanks. Was an offhand comment. Didn't think too much about it or think it through.
Anyway. As you were...

OutlawPete

El Weirdo wrote: »

Thunderstruck[/YOUTUBE]

Takes scissors to uniform ..

seanybiker

shuvly wrote: »

hit me...

Cant the bloody feminists be on giving out about a man hitting a woman.
If ye want to be treated the same then take the slaps

OutlawPete

Abitar wrote: »

Ever gone older Pete?


/seriuz

Few times when younger.

When I was 15, a girl (mid 20's) from Bath did things to me in Spain.

It was so funny as her mate kept saying: "He's just a child.." and laughing as we canoodled on the balcony.

Ah, sweet youth ..

I also .. no better not say

Alicat

seanybiker wrote: »

Cant the bloody feminists be on giving out about a man hitting a woman.
If ye want to be treated the same then take the slaps

Sure she asked for it!

Abi

OutlawPete wrote: »

Takes scissors to uniform ..

/drop kicks out the door



0/

ascanbe

OutlawPete wrote: »

Few times when younger.

When I was 15, a girl (mid 20's) from Bath did things to me in Spain.

It was so funny as her mate kept saying: "He's just a child.." and laughing as we canoodled on the balcony.

Ah, sweet youth ..

I also .. no better not say

Genuinely crazy you should write that.
Cause when i was 15 a girl from Spain did things to me in a bath.
Good times.

Abi

OutlawPete wrote: »

Few times when younger.

When I was 15, a girl (mid 20's) from Bath did things to me in Spain.

It was so funny as her mate kept saying: "He's just a child.." and laughing as we canoodled on the balcony.

Ah, sweet youth ..

I also .. no better not say

Good work

El Weirdo

OutlawPete wrote: »

canoodled

Great word. It really should be used more often.

grenache

God bless the older woman. Nothing gets me going more than the thoughts of being seduced by a cougar.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

I'm 15 and alone, I'd like a cougar please.:D

/may not actually be alone, but they're all heavy sleepers.:p

landsleaving

I have this amazing mental image of chucking a real cougar (the big cat) into some poor young lads bedroom now baz. Not yours of course, you're cool

Abi

baz2009 wrote: »

I'm 15 and alone, I'd like a cougar please.:D

I didn't now you were 15 :mad:

*sirens*



:pac:

minidazzler

shuvly wrote: »

ok ah darlings, am a pissed old lamb to the slaughter..he is 30..i am kinda rite side of forty....hit me...

I'd hit it....two times! :P

Good on ya OP, you got laid, be proud, you still got swagger, I'd probably give ya a go given the chance...but that's not really a compliment...I'm easy! :P

Reganio 2 wrote: »

So your under it? You can't be over 40 and on the right side of it

38, 39, 40, 41, 42....

What numbers are on the RIGHT side of forty there?

EDIT: Actually just reread, he is 30, you aren't even nearly a cougar! Get a college kid, then you might qualify!! *Note to self: Restart college*

landsleaving

Don't worry, he's male, he'll take the rap.

OutlawPete

Abitar wrote: »

I didn't now you were 15 :mad:

Ah come on, that's not too old Abi ..

Abi

landsleaving wrote: »

Don't worry, he's male, he'll take the rap.

/violins


Theres a story behind that.

OutlawPete wrote: »

Ah come on, that's not too old Abi ..

Yeah but I thought he looked younger!


fucker played me....

minidazzler

Abitar wrote: »

/violins


Theres a story behind that.


Yeah but I thought he looked younger!


fucker played me....

So there is a female pedobear? :P




(I am well aware 15 is not Pedo territory)

itsallaboutheL

pssshhhwssshhhwsssshhhwssshhhwssssh

here, kitty kitty kitty

OutlawPete

This teacher is defo a Cougar and the pupils love it ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jAx2y4vbMw

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Abitar wrote: »

Yeah but I thought he looked younger!


fucker played me....

Hey! At my age that's an insult.:P

Abi

minidazzler wrote: »

So there is a female pedobear? :P

(I am well aware 15 is not Pedo territory)

Underage innit

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

pssshhhwssshhhwsssshhhwssshhhwssssh

here, kitty kitty kitty

/comes

baz2009 wrote: »

Hey! At my age that's an insult.:P

Your parents should do something to yore internets to filter me out