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I swear am not a cougar....

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  • #32
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    shuvly wrote: »
    hit me...
    Cant the bloody feminists be on giving out about a man hitting a woman.
    If ye want to be treated the same then take the slaps :)


  • #33
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    Ever gone older Pete?


    /seriuz

    Few times when younger.

    When I was 15, a girl (mid 20's) from Bath did things to me in Spain.

    It was so funny as her mate kept saying: "He's just a child.." and laughing as we canoodled on the balcony.

    Ah, sweet youth ..

    I also .. no better not say :p


  • #34
    Alicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Alicat


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Cant the bloody feminists be on giving out about a man hitting a woman.
    If ye want to be treated the same then take the slaps :)

    Sure she asked for it!


  • #35
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Takes scissors to uniform .. :D


    /drop kicks out the door



    0/


  • #36
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Few times when younger.

    When I was 15, a girl (mid 20's) from Bath did things to me in Spain.

    It was so funny as her mate kept saying: "He's just a child.." and laughing as we canoodled on the balcony.

    Ah, sweet youth ..

    I also .. no better not say :p

    Genuinely crazy you should write that.
    Cause when i was 15 a girl from Spain did things to me in a bath. :D
    Good times.


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  • #37
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Few times when younger.

    When I was 15, a girl (mid 20's) from Bath did things to me in Spain.

    It was so funny as her mate kept saying: "He's just a child.." and laughing as we canoodled on the balcony.

    Ah, sweet youth ..

    I also .. no better not say :p

    Good work ;)


  • #38
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    canoodled
    Great word. It really should be used more often.


  • #39
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    God bless the older woman. Nothing gets me going more than the thoughts of being seduced by a cougar.


  • #40
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    I'm 15 and alone, I'd like a cougar please.:D

    /may not actually be alone, but they're all heavy sleepers.:p


  • #41
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    I have this amazing mental image of chucking a real cougar (the big cat) into some poor young lads bedroom now baz. Not yours of course, you're cool :p


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  • #42
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    baz2009 wrote: »
    I'm 15 and alone, I'd like a cougar please.:D

    I didn't now you were 15 :mad:

    *sirens*



    :pac:


  • #43
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    shuvly wrote: »
    ok ah darlings, am a pissed old lamb to the slaughter..he is 30..i am kinda rite side of forty....hit me...

    I'd hit it....two times! :P

    Good on ya OP, you got laid, be proud, you still got swagger, I'd probably give ya a go given the chance...but that's not really a compliment...I'm easy! :P
    Reganio 2 wrote: »
    So your under it? You can't be over 40 and on the right side of it :p

    38, 39, 40, 41, 42....

    What numbers are on the RIGHT side of forty there?

    EDIT: Actually just reread, he is 30, you aren't even nearly a cougar! Get a college kid, then you might qualify!! *Note to self: Restart college*


  • #44
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Don't worry, he's male, he'll take the rap.


  • #45
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    I didn't now you were 15 :mad:

    Ah come on, that's not too old Abi .. :p


  • #46
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    landsleaving wrote: »
    Don't worry, he's male, he'll take the rap.
    /violins


    Theres a story behind that.
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Ah come on, that's not too old Abi .. :p

    Yeah but I thought he looked younger!


    fucker played me.... :/


  • #47
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    /violins


    Theres a story behind that.


    Yeah but I thought he looked younger!


    fucker played me.... :/

    So there is a female pedobear? :P




    (I am well aware 15 is not Pedo territory)


  • #48
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    pssshhhwssshhhwsssshhhwssshhhwssssh

    here, kitty kitty kitty


  • #49
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    This teacher is defo a Cougar and the pupils love it .. ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jAx2y4vbMw


  • #50
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Abitar wrote: »


    Yeah but I thought he looked younger!


    fucker played me.... :/

    Hey! At my age that's an insult.:P


  • #51
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    minidazzler wrote: »
    So there is a female pedobear? :P

    (I am well aware 15 is not Pedo territory)
    Underage innit ;)
    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    pssshhhwssshhhwsssshhhwssshhhwssssh

    here, kitty kitty kitty

    /comes
    baz2009 wrote: »
    Hey! At my age that's an insult.:P

    Your parents should do something to yore internets to filter me out ;)


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  • #52
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Abitar wrote: »
    Your parents should do something to yore internets to filter me out ;)

    My parents barely know what an internets is.:cool:


  • #53
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    baz2009 wrote: »
    My parents barely know what an internets is.:cool:

    I just won the paedo lottery *eyelashes*

    /hi 5's parents



    :pac:


  • #54
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Abitar wrote: »



    /comes

    Oh you will........:cool:


  • #55
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Who's your favourite movie Cougar?

    Mine would be Kay Parker.

    When I was 14 I seen Taboo I & II and Private Lessons .. :eek:

    Holy shamang ..


  • #56
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Abitar wrote: »
    I just won the paedo lottery *eyelashes*

    /hi 5's parents

    Paedos that aren't part of the Catholic church FTW, being a female paedo helps a lot too.:pac:


  • #57
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Who's your favourite movie Cougar?

    Mine would be Kay Parker.

    When I was 14 I seen Taboo I & II and Private Lessons .. :eek:

    Holy shamang ..

    Kim Cattrall.
    My God she is glorious.


  • #58
    bigeasyeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    so what


  • #59
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Rawr *licks lips*

    /cougar!


  • #60
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    when did that word become popular? was like a year or 2 ago


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  • #61
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Jazzy wrote: »
    when did that word become popular? was like a year or 2 ago
    Its just a word that doesnt make us(over 30) feel like a peado.


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