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My name is URL wrote: »
oh dear god... someone please take this back
Ah no, Bonito, don't be going to Yahoo for sex advice. Come to AH!:D
Seriously, do a poll of your female friends. I guarantee most of them have had that experience and I guarantee not one of them was impressed or excited in any way.
not the tuning in part but.... rough nipple action's nice
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You're weird!Andres Delicious Toothbrush wrote: »Do the spiderman on her, but in order for it to work, you have to surprise her... women fcuking love it. She'll tell all her friends and you will get as much sex as you want, but you have to do it right... Sounds odd, but they love it for some reason. This move has helped me out so much in the past...
Here's a description.
he act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.
Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.
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Also, ALSO (and this is a public service announcement for all the men here- PAY ATTENTION!), that "radio tuner" thing inexperienced lads seem to be convinced a girl loves, we do not. At all.
That is all.
It's not radio tuning. It's drawing a smile as if you were using an Etch-A-Sketch. If you've ever had an Etch-A-Sketch you'll know it takes a lot of practise to get it even nearly right:p
OP, do not have a sneaky **** before doing the deed. In fact, if possible, refrain from being intimate with yourself for as long as possible before hand. Girls are really impressed by volume and if you can shoot an eight-roper (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eight+roper) she will be massively impressed.0 -
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Ok great I use my mother's e-mail for this account because I didn't have my own at the time, and when somebody thanked my last post,Ha nah I'm not really expecting very serious answers.
Ok so my expectations have been lowered and I'm avoiding the backdoor!
It should basically be 15 seconds of pain and awkwardness, followed by tears and a break up. Then it's back to good old fashioned fapping.
it sent a notification including that post to my mother, which she read.
On the bright side at least she knows I'm avoiding the backdoor now.
So for God's sake don't thank this post until I find out how to stop the notifications!!0 -
Ok great I use my mother's e-mail for this account because I didn't have my own at the time, and when somebody thanked my last post,
it sent a notification including that post to my mother, which she read. On the bright side at least she knows I'm avoiding the backdoor now.
So for God's sake don't thank this post until I find out how to stop the notifications!!
I dont buy that but if it means making things awkward at home for you, have a thanks on me.0 -
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