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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    DEPRESSED people: Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help', simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc.

    EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭filthymcnasty


    El Weirdo wrote: »

    Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.

    lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,944 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Love the Viz comic. My fave strip is the Drunken Bakers. The humor is that particular cartoon is quite dark.

    Major Misunderstanding is another favourite of mine. He's a senile right-wing prudish conservative who constantly mistakes one situation for another. In one episode he mistook a kid with a Guy Fawkes doll in a pram for a scrounging single mother. In another one he mistakes a Scarecrow for an anti-hunt protestor. Brill stuff:D

    ”If I offended you, you needed it!!” - Corey Taylor



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Major Misunderstanding is good. And Mrs Grady the Old Lady :pac:
    Suicidal Sid is another one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,944 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Mrs Brady-Old Lady is very funny, especially when she's harping on about her medical conditions or her late Husband Sydney, "Eeh, my Sydney hated bag tea, he said you could taste the paper. If I gave my Sydney bag tea instead of leaf tea he would hop the teapot off the wall. And burn me with his Woodbines."

    ”If I offended you, you needed it!!” - Corey Taylor



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Also Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entendres!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    I loved Norbet Colon..the miser..he goes to his cupbaord for something to eat and discovers "nothing but a few mouse droppings"...the next frame we see him pushing away a plate,plainly full and uttering "Filling,and economical to boot"!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    drunken bakers, major misunderstanding, and buster gonad are brilliant. the one off strips can be hilarious too, there was one a few months ago called 'scum mothers who's 'av em'. it was about an alco mother that was brought out for her birthday and ended up being arrested after starting a fight in a indian resteraunt. it was hilarious.
    profanosaurus is my way of talking too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,944 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Degsy wrote: »
    I loved Norbet Colon..the miser..he goes to his cupbaord for something to eat and discovers "nothing but a few mouse droppings"...the next frame we see him pushing away a plate,plainly full and uttering "Filling,and economical to boot"!

    I've seen the one where he's looking forward to a toungue sandwich but he's too mean to buy some tongue so he just cuts off his own tongue with a scissors and sticks it between two slices of bread.

    In another episode he can't afford a pair of boots so he cuts off his own feet and sells them to the local Cornish pasty factory so he could make enough cash to buy the boots:confused:

    ”If I offended you, you needed it!!” - Corey Taylor



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    drunken bakers

    forgot to mention 8 ace and meddlesome ratbag


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    I've seen the one where he's looking forward to a toungue sandwich but he's too mean to buy some tongue so he just cuts off his own tongue with a scissors and sticks it between two slices of bread.

    In another episode he can't afford a pair of boots so he cuts off his own feet and sells them to the local Cornish pasty factory so he could make enough cash to buy the boots:confused:



    He arrives at his relatives house for christmas,is told to help himself so he bundles up all the food in a tablecloth and announces it'll last hm for months.
    The host then suggest adjourning to the livingroom wherupon norbert says "Can i have the chair by the fire"...next frame we see him pushing the chair home through the snow piled up with stuff he's nicked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,705 ✭✭✭Melodeon


    Sid the Sexist and 8 Ace have always been my favourites. They're done some fantastic 'true life' photo strip stories too, and Jack Black & his dog Silver always seem to get into great extreme right-wing reactionary fixes too. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,944 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Melodeon wrote: »
    Sid the Sexist and 8 Ace have always been my favourites. They're done some fantastic 'true life' photo strip stories too, and Jack Black & his dog Silver always seem to get into great extreme right-wing reactionary fixes too. :D

    8 Ace is brill. I remember one strip where he spilled his can of Ace into the grass. He then dug up the sod of grass and mud with his hands and started sucking the Ace out of it:eek:

    Jack Black, I also remember when he managed to expose a visitor to the village as a Muslim terrorist after he got suspicious when he found out the visitor read the Guardian instead of the Daily Mail.

    ”If I offended you, you needed it!!” - Corey Taylor



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Jack Black, I also remember when he managed to expose a visitor to the village as a Muslim terrorist after he got suspicious when he found out the visitor read the Guardian instead of the Daily Mail.


    he likewise got a legless old man sent to prison for copyright theft.
    The man had photocopied the details,from a newspaper of the plane crash in which he lost both his legs.."Take this legless copyright thief to prison,constable,the smell is making me sick"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,944 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Degsy wrote: »
    he likewise got a legless old man sent to prison for copyright theft.
    The man had photocopied the details,from a newspaper of the plane crash in which he lost both his legs.."Take this legless copyright thief to prison,constable,the smell is making me sick"

    Jeesus:D

    I remember another one when he got a cafe owner arrested at Christmas time using an obscure tax law. The cafe owner was giving out free soup to the homeless, which Jack and the people of the village objected to ("If yougive homeless people anything free they'll keep coming back. They're a nuisance, like pigeons").
    The pot he used to make the soup was used by his business and the cafe owner applied for tax back on the purchase of it. Jack found out that by using the pot for an activity outside the business the cafe owner defrauded Her Majesty's Government of a sum no greater than £1.65.
    The cafe owner got chucked into jail for his troubles ("There's no soup where you're going, only porridge").

    ”If I offended you, you needed it!!” - Corey Taylor



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    Not as funny as it used to be but still a good laugh.


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