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What a Prick!

  • 16-03-2010 06:36PM
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

    A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

    What a prick... :pac:


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    when she was called out to his flat,

    lol


  • #3
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Must have a fair weapon on him


  • #4
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,377 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    *envious*. It must be massive if it's usable as an assault weapon.


  • #5
    TheInquisitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭TheInquisitor


    What a legend more like!


  • #6
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Good job he was wearing a helmet.


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  • #7
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    <insert witty response>


  • #8
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Yeah right she probably smelt it before she saw it. That's why she got out of the way.


  • #9
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    That will never stand up in court.


  • #10
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    I gope she didn't get the sack!


  • #11
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    The police officer came to the rescue of the Gf but wasn't willing to take one for the team.


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  • #12
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    "Its so big i could beat you round the head with it!"

    "yeah right!"

    *SLAP!!!"


  • #13
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    From now on she'll know to wear a helmut as protection.


  • #14
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    He must have some pecker on him.

    Big nudger swinging out of him


  • #15
    ronaneire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭ronaneire


    Sure it wasn't a truncheon he tried to hit her with.


  • #16
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    There's something fishy about this one :p


  • #17
    View Profile
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    She must have tossed him into the cell after that.


  • #18
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    The man in question was the first to admit he cocked up.


  • #19
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    I suppose he thought he was a hard man. . .


  • #20
    spider guardian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    up she flew and the cock flattened her :pac:


  • #21
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Damn, all the good puns are taken, but i'd like some thanks anyway!


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  • #22
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Damn, all the good puns are taken, but i'd like some thanks anyway!


    Thats what she said, but she got a micky in the face.... your welcome.


  • #23
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    £600 fine!! Looks like it wasn't just the police officer who was shafted! Wahey!!!!!


  • #24
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    She will get some Stick for that.


  • #25
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Looks like the man in question is no longer a fine upstanding member of society.


  • #26
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,264 ✭✭✭rednik


    As punishment he should be made stand in the next general erection.


  • #27
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    Looks like the man in question is no longer a fine upstanding member of society.

    Thanking for the best edit I've ever seen.

    "No wait, I can better it.." :pac:


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    For a change it wasn't a pole with a pole looking for a hole!


  • #29
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Thanking for the best edit I've ever seen.

    "No wait, I can better it.." :pac:

    Hehe :D


  • #30
    Demonique
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Talk about helicoptering...


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  • #31
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    What was she doing with her head at waist level?


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