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Would you go out with a porn star?

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  • #62
    vicecreamsundae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 793 ✭✭✭vicecreamsundae


    i gave up counting all the "it'd be like throwing a penny down a well/sausage down o'connell street" retorts. i know it's a joke, but do any of you actually think that because a woman has lots of sex, she'll actually stretch to the point where the sex is less satisfying?!?

    as for me, no i wouldn't like to go out with a porn star for the simple reason that it would be **** to think about him ****ing other girls all day. and super skinny, large boobed ones at that. call me old fashioned, but it's a weeee bit of a turn off..

    also, the matter of STIs would be the huge deal breaker. i know porn actors get checked regularly, but "regularly" doesn't mean daily. no way would i want to sleep with someone who was having mostly unprotected sex with other people every week. pfft.


  • #63
    RepublicanEagle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭RepublicanEagle


    donfers wrote: »
    Would you g out with a Porn Star.Tmakes a mean shepherd's pie.

    Only if she makes good shepards pie.


  • #64
    Mc Love
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Mc Love


    No


  • #65
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    My girlfriend doesn't seem to mind;)


  • #66
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Yeah, sure be like having an electronic Ping Pong game.


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  • #67
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    There are some properly stunning girls doing porn these days, some of them could actually be models but I guess it doesn't always work out.

    I'd definitely love to ride a few myself but I wouldn't have the slightest interest in a relationship when they're shagging other blokes every other day.


  • #68
    cafecolour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    I briefly dated an escort once, but ended it quickly. I had trouble stomaching the job, yes. But also, he couldn't seem to turn off - as in I felt like he was always trying to read me and display the personality that would 'please' me, rather than me getting any sort of authentic version of him.

    A friend dated a stripper and won't ever again, as he says they are all completely narcissistic attention whores with drug problems. He may have been a bit biased in his bitterness though ;)

    The way the porn industry is going though, you won't have 1 girl whose done 5000 guys anymore though - you'll have 5000 girls who each did 1 or 2 guys on camera once (for the kicks or a bit of cash).


  • #69
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Yeah, sure be like having an electronic Ping Pong game.
    How would it be anything like having an electronic ping pong game?:confused:


  • #70
    theg81der
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,644 ✭✭✭theg81der


    I think theres nothing wrong with it, its a job.

    And to all of the horrible posts earlier - guys what will you do when your wife/gf has a baby? You couldn`t replicate that effect with al the c*cks in the world!:rolleyes:


  • #71
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    How would it be anything like having an electronic ping pong game?:confused:

    Google .... Porn "ping pong" ;)


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  • #72
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,244 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    No thanks. I'd imagine her taking notes all the way during my "performance". I'd be looking under the pillow for the scorecards.

    "Now, who who was it who did that? Big Bobby? "

    "Not bad, but Dirk kept it up for longer."

    "No more asparagus for you, sonny."

    "That reminds me - must call the plumber to unblock that drain."

    "What, you still here? What's your name again?"

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • #73
    MrPain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 440 ✭✭MrPain


    vicecreamsundae wrote: »
    i gave up counting all the "it'd be like throwing a penny down a well/sausage down o'connell street" retorts. i know it's a joke, but do any of you actually think that because a woman has lots of sex, she'll actually stretch to the point where the sex is less satisfying?!?

    as for me, no i wouldn't like to go out with a porn star for the simple reason that it would be **** to think about him ****ing other girls all day. and super skinny, large boobed ones at that. call me old fashioned, but it's a weeee bit of a turn off..

    also, the matter of STIs would be the huge deal breaker. i know porn actors get checked regularly, but "regularly" doesn't mean daily. no way would i want to sleep with someone who was having mostly unprotected sex with other people every week. pfft.

    In the US its a legal requirement to get have been checked 30 days or less prior to a shoot


  • #74
    Gator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭Gator


    Yes


  • #75
    joannaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 130 ✭✭joannaman


    Yes i think i would date a porn-star but only if she kept some sexual act exclusively for us, that only we perform together, maybe something like me taking a dump into her mouth from on top of a wardrobe. Something very intimate and loving like that.


  • #76
    vicecreamsundae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 793 ✭✭✭vicecreamsundae


    MrPain wrote: »
    In the US its a legal requirement to get have been checked 30 days or less prior to a shoot

    That's what i mean, i know they have regular testing, but in those next 30 days they could sleep with absolutely anyone, on their own personal time, and yet on the day of the shoot they are expected to have unprotected sex based on a clean result from a month previous.
    i would have a problem with that.


  • #77
    thecornflake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    joannaman wrote: »
    Yes i think i would date a porn-star but only if she kept some sexual act exclusively for us, that only we perform together, maybe something like me taking a dump into her mouth from on top of a wardrobe. Something very intimate and loving like that.

    now that made me laugh the post from any of these posts.


  • #78
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    The best post on here.....still laughing


  • #79
    Freyja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Freyja


    joannaman wrote: »
    Yes i think i would date a porn-star but only if she kept some sexual act exclusively for us, that only we perform together, maybe something like me taking a dump into her mouth from on top of a wardrobe. Something very intimate and loving like that.


    .....still laughing...


  • #80
    donfers
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    joannaman wrote: »
    Yes i think i would date a porn-star but only if she kept some sexual act exclusively for us, that only we perform together, maybe something like me taking a dump into her mouth from on top of a wardrobe. Something very intimate and loving like that.

    I was actually in tears of laughter after reading that, my girlfriend thought I wa shaving a fit or something


  • #81
    theg81der
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,644 ✭✭✭theg81der


    Joannaman I`m sure you never watch porn :rolleyes:


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  • #82
    leonardbenn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭leonardbenn


    donfers wrote: »
    Let's imagine she is a porn actress with the most amazing body, absolutely fab in the sack, up for anything and with a beautiful pretty face. To top it all, she is absolutely sound, a good laugh to be with, great company and makes a mean shepherd's pie. Only thing is, she has slept with 5,000 blokes and continues to work in the industry. She says that it's just a job and that she doesn't have any emotional connection to the guys, that it's just a physical thing, to think of it like a gym work-out for her, that's all. She doesn't even kiss the guys because in her mind that would mean being unfaithful to you, although she seems to be ok with guys shagging her senseless in 5 million different positions.

    Anyway would you be ok with this scenario?

    not a bother kid oooooooo


  • #83
    leonardbenn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭leonardbenn


    Freyja wrote: »
    The best post on here.....still laughing

    crazy i tell ya


  • #84
    geeky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    If a having a baby doesn't do permanent damage then neither does sex.

    Not enough facepalms in the world for this statement.

    If you have a birth the way nature intended, you can't have sex for weeks afterwards. That's leaving aside the opportunity for tearing.

    Just to offer my limited knowledge - most pornstars work long, long hours at it (no, what you see on the movie isn't one spur-of-the-moment thing but spliced together from hours and hours of action, like with any movie.) So generally (from reading interviews with former actresses and seeing documentaries) they are certainly not in the mood for sex.

    Also, many performers in the industry have developed drug problems, infections, and psychological damage. Some more *ahem* prolific ones have to wear nappies after quitting.

    And no, before people ask, none of that is sourced from Shelley Luben.


  • #85
    Teddy Chips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭Teddy Chips


    Absofúckinglutely. Have you seen the calibre of some of these women?


  • #86
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    geeky wrote: »

    Also, many performers in the industry have developed drug problems, infections, and psychological damage.

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


  • #87
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Teddy Chips wrote: »
    Absofúckinglutely. Have you seen the calibre of some of these women?

    Yeah they're pretty skanky alright.


  • #88
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    geeky wrote: »
    Not enough facepalms in the world for this statement.

    Here ya go-

    http://gndjxr.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic_facepalm_by_rjth.jpg


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