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epgc3fyqirnbsx · 15-03-2010 02:38AM

Ever meet 'the gentleman beggar' in Galway

'Goodday to you sir, may I trouble you for some change on this fine day'
'Got nothing'
'Oh well thats ok, hope you enjoy the rest of your day'
All said with a smile and a bow

Formal shorts · 15-03-2010 02:38AM

adrian280582 wrote: »

Once when I refused to give begger some change he replied by saying God bless you and have good day, I replied I will indeed sir thank you very much, the look he gives back.

Then what happened?

pebbles21 · 15-03-2010 02:43AM

Came out of the Mater hospital after seeing my Father,when a junkie comes up to me and says "alri..bud ....storrry....any bleeding change...like ??"

I said " ah yeah hes not too bad now, they took out the kidney stones the other day thanks" as i walked pass him

BigBenRoeth · 15-03-2010 02:46AM

pebbles21 wrote: »

Came out of the Mater hospital after seeing my Father,when a junkie comes up to me and says "alri..bud ....storrry....any bleeding change...like ??"

I said " ah yeah hes not too bad now, they took out the kidney stones the other day thanks" as i walked pass him

That post is made of pure win

orourkeda · 15-03-2010 02:53AM

pebbles21 wrote: »

Came out of the Mater hospital after seeing my Father,when a junkie comes up to me and says "alri..bud ....storrry....any bleeding change...like ??"

I said " ah yeah hes not too bad now, they took out the kidney stones the other day thanks" as i walked pass him

At what stage did you smash his teeth in?

Sea Sharp · 15-03-2010 03:01AM

Bailey Screeching Phlegm wrote: »

I've met quite a few bums in my time, why do they usually smell so bad?
And look for money?
Then just walk away muttering to themselves?

I couldn't think of anything good to say so this is my 1,001st post.

Unless I stoop to a ridiculously immature level and say:

I've met quite a few bums in my time, why do they usually smell so bad?

Because that's where poo comes from.

Piste · 15-03-2010 03:08AM

At least you tried, God loves a trier.

poisonated · 15-03-2010 03:10AM

I remember walking down Nassau street.There was this homeless guy with a cup in his hand.I decided that it would be nice to give him some money.I drop a couple of coins in to discover that it was actualy a cup of coffee.He was actualy quite nice about it.I felt bad though so I went in to the shop and bought him a bottle of water.

me-skywalker · 15-03-2010 03:12AM

Im more of a tit man myself.

Seloth · 15-03-2010 04:51AM

The other day just waiting at the side of the street to get picked up when out of no where this guy with the worst teeth I've ever seen comes up "S'cuse me ,I couldnt borrow 2 euro off ya?" The second I said "No..." His back turns with an angry face"...sorry I'm just got off from school and am getting picked up"

Ignorant feck being angered that I didnt have it.

Before a bum came up too a few of us and started going on about how he hated school and always skipped....I never appreciated secondary school so much after that

veryangryman · 15-03-2010 10:54AM

A beggar once shouted at me, "gimme some money or ill give ya a box"

I turned around to see a man holding out a cardboard box

star.chaser · 15-03-2010 11:22AM

my bum has spots on it and is a bit hairy too

Gary4279 · 15-03-2010 11:46PM

Dangleberrys are a form of pure evil:mad:

dr.fuzzenstein · 16-03-2010 01:15AM

Bums are a nuisance, especially when they're allowed to run the country.
(or is that an insult to bums?)

Seloth · 16-03-2010 01:51AM

*Sigh* Did you relaly need to make that statement :rolleyes: :P

I've noticed a huge increase of them in Cork recently...Infact there some down in the town where Im from now..Like they get the train down or somthing.

In Macdonals today one fell asleep on the counter :L

Bob Z · 16-03-2010 02:30AM

BigBenRoeth wrote: »

I pissed on a hobo in Bundoran when I was on holidays......he was in the corner of the underground car park of the apartments wrapped up in a load of carpet :pac:

that's Mankey Not the part about the hobo the part about being in bundoran

Numina · 16-03-2010 03:09AM

Fago! wrote: »

A beggar stopped me and 3 mates in t'street. We were walking in a line. I was in the middle. He asked my mate at the end for money. Then the next mate, skipped me and asked the next lad. WTF!

Was this before or after this picture was taken?

http://img.letssingit.com/artists/qfjds/the_beatles3.jpg

star.chaser · 17-03-2010 01:15AM

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Bums are a nuisance, especially when they're allowed to run the country.
(or is that an insult to bums?)

yeah, i know what your saying. a lot of them talk through their arses

Funkfield · 17-03-2010 01:29AM

One time outside Bruxelles a bum asked me and my mates for a cigarette. He bore and uncanny resemblance to Buster Merryfield so I said I'd give him a few if he said "During the war....". And he did, accent 'n' all. Best fags I ever spent.

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