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How can I stop beautiful women trying to chat me up ?

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  • #62
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    haha youre so full of it!

    Imagine it.. a woman buying a man a drink.. you kill me! :D


  • #63
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fago! wrote: »
    Fook why?

    *Faints*
    He did a sexy bum dance in front of them, then wouldn't take it up the arse. Bad form, tbh.


  • #64
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    What a bad sport.

    You'd take it right?


  • #65
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fago! wrote: »
    What a bad sport.

    You'd take it right?

    Beats the pregnancy virus don't it?


  • #66
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Fago! wrote: »
    You'd take it right?
    .
    Abitar wrote: »
    Can I sit on your cactus?


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  • #67
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    Yes I have met peoples. Most recently Banshee Bones. Feel free to PM her for sexy details ;)

    Have also met... emmm Maddison and Tar and others.. *ahem*

    I won't believe any of them. Meet me by the Spire at the next full moon, wear nothing but an oversized trench coat and Thigh High boots, then open it up, so I can verify you are a woman I may need to do some tests....:P


  • #68
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Was going to offer you some good advice OP and invite you to a party full of beautiful women but we are afraid you might actually show up .


  • #69
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    Abitar you're such a tease:D






    We love it though


  • #70
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    SlabMurphy wrote: »
    I suppose I could tell them I was in the British army and that would turn them off instantly knowing the type of Jeremy Kyle show scumbags that are in the Brits ;).

    If I were a Brit, I might see the relevance:P.


  • #71
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    minidazzler wrote: »
    I won't believe any of them. Meet me by the Spire at the next full moon, wear nothing but an oversized trench coat and Thigh High boots, then open it up, so I can verify you are a woman I may need to do some tests....:P

    :eek: Don't fall for it abi! I fell for this exact trick 6 times last week. :eek:


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  • #72
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    bronte wrote: »
    :eek: Don't fall for it abi! I fell for this exact trick 6 times last week. :eek:

    there was 6 full moons last week???:eek:


  • #73
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    bronte wrote: »
    :eek: Don't fall for it abi! I fell for this exact trick 6 times last week. :eek:

    I can attest that Bronte is a woman 5 out of 6 times. :D


  • #74
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Lolz Bronte... shhhh! ;)
    Jazlynn Slow Root wrote: »
    .
    Man of few words eh?... I like it.
    minidazzler wrote: »
    I won't believe any of them. Meet me by the Spire at the next full moon, wear nothing but an oversized trench coat and Thigh High boots, then open it up, so I can verify you are a woman I may need to do some tests....:P
    lmao. test away ;)
    bazmaiden wrote: »
    Abitar you're such a tease:D
    We love it though

    Please, call me Abi*


    I am not a tease. I have a hormonal imbalance, and its stuck on horny.





    *Tar mightn't like it 0/


  • #75
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Abitar wrote: »

    I am not a tease. I have a hormonal imbalance, and its stuck on horny.






    Rofl...I am sooo putting that as my facebook status! :D:D


  • #76
    just-joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 679 ✭✭✭just-joe


    Realise that they're munters, and then say "fcuk off you munters".


  • #77
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bronte wrote: »
    Rofl...I am sooo putting that as my facebook status! :D:D

    Oh gawd. I've broken the internet 0/




















    .....in.... ;)


  • #78
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Now it's gotten all flirty and crap. No doubt it's gonna be locked at any moment. Shame, I was looking forward to bronte and abitrary scissoring.


  • #79
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Jazlynn Slow Root wrote: »
    Now it's gotten all flirty and crap. No doubt it's gonna be locked at any moment. Shame, I was looking forward to bronte and abitrary scissoring.

    Take it to msn :rolleyes: ;)


  • #80
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    keep her lit folks, my minds eye is having a mighty fine time


  • #81
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    Take it to msn :rolleyes:

    No, the publicity of it all is what makes it sexier! :D


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  • #82
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    He wants me bad tbh, but hes pissed off that I said he takes it up the arse.


    Sharing is caring babes xx ;)


  • #83
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Darian Slow Quest wrote: »
    keep her lit folks, my minds eye is having a mighty fine time

    So's my japs eye


  • #84
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OP started it!


  • #85
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Abitar wrote: »
    He wants me bad tbh, but hes pissed off that I said he takes it up the arse.

    I heard the truth* taking it up the arse hurts.



    *most likely not true. Abitar & Frada or totally to blame for the filth in this thread. Durrrty nympho's :p


  • #86
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Abitar wrote: »
    OP started it!

    And we want you to finish it ;)


  • #87
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp




  • #88
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Jazlynn Slow Root wrote: »
    Now it's gotten all flirty and crap. No doubt it's gonna be locked at any moment. Shame, I was looking forward to bronte and abitrary scissoring.

    Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?


  • #89
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    bronte wrote: »
    Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?
    I would but, I'll take your place if you're not up to it?


  • #90
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    bronte wrote: »
    Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?

    Yes please!


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  • #91
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Bonito wrote: »
    I heard the truth* taking it up the arse hurts. *most likely not true.


    You "heard". lol.
    Abitar & Frada or totally to blame for the filth in this thread. Durrrty nympho's :p
    No no. It's all my fault, trying to turn him ;)
    Darian Slow Quest wrote:
    And we want you to finish it
    No you don't

    /black widow


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