WHAT IS THE WORST DATE YOU WHERE EVER ON

irishhigh · 28-02-2010 04:41PM

lonad wrote: »

I am quite sure you mean "learning".
Take that nursie

That was the pun silly:rolleyes:

Kasabian · 28-02-2010 04:56PM

irishhigh wrote: »

That was the pun silly:rolleyes:

leering ...silly

cruiser178 · 12-03-2010 02:09AM

esel wrote: »

You do realise how much time you're wasting hitting the space bar between words, don't you? I mean, you don't use it after punctuation marks, so why bother using it between words? See how it looks:Maybe that straw in the eye is the reason?

Never had a bad date, me.

if you never had a bad date then you have never lived.Bad date experences are the best:)

Millicent · 12-03-2010 02:18AM

A friend of mine met a guy on a night out, did the dirty stop out thing but in the morning he walked her to her bus stop, gave her a kiss and left again. As he was leaving she saw him messing around on a phone. Unfortunately, when she got home, she discovered it was hers! :P

Patdusty2010 · 12-03-2010 02:22AM

I was in Wexford on a year work placement from college a few years back. I ended up going out on a Thursday and got very drunk. The girl I went on a 'date' with called up to my place on the Friday(I was very hungover). We then went to the cinema. I had forgotten my wallet so she had to pay. Most of the time during the film I was in the toilet as I didn't feel well....

I must have been a great first date....:)

The_Kew_Tour · 12-03-2010 02:53AM

Girl broke it off with me there about 2 weeks ago. Not sure why but I do think she had major crush on her Gay mate make it worse before she told me I was being extra nice and paying for drinks and no bother she took them.

Every date we went on now seems like worst for amount of money time and effort I put into it.

The_Kew_Tour · 12-03-2010 03:07AM

Patdusty2010 wrote: »

I was in Wexford on a year work placement from college a few years back. I ended up going out on a Thursday and got very drunk. The girl I went on a 'date' with called up to my place on the Friday(I was very hungover). We then went to the cinema. I had forgotten my wallet so she had to pay. Most of the time during the film I was in the toilet as I didn't feel well....

I must have been a great first date....:)

LEGEND

High Fives all around:D

Thomas828 · 12-03-2010 03:15AM

Fago! wrote: »

Never went on a date.

Seriously.

Me neither!

Doop · 12-03-2010 03:47AM

Thomas828 wrote: »

Me neither!

Well there ye go

Thomas828 & Fago out on a date with ye

and report back how bad it was

fuelinjection · 12-03-2010 05:17AM

Doop wrote: »

Well there ye go
Thomas828 & Fago out on a date with ye
and report back how bad it was

DIRTY.

ldee · 12-03-2010 10:30AM

Stephentlig wrote: »

Worst date I was ever on would have to be the time I met this lady, whom I knew for about 2 days, took her out for a drink with my best friend and his girlfriend, after a couple of minutes or the first drink my friend suggested we go party down town, and I agreed, to which my date proceeded to kick my shins with her rather pointy shoes underneath the table and said ''you aint going nowhere''.....well I'm sure you can imagine what happened next, I think everyone was kind of just speechless and unsure what kind of reaction to give, I just left her there and walked off....

Pax Christi
Stephen

well done. you saved yourself from having sex. close one !!

Biggins · 12-03-2010 10:50AM

Worst date?

As already mention in a thread some time ago, has to be easily the one where I knocked myself out in a cinema.

orourkeda · 12-03-2010 10:52AM

The one that didnt result in anal intercourse

Biggins · 12-03-2010 10:55AM

orourkeda wrote: »

The one that didnt result in anal intercourse

:eek:

cruiser178 · 12-03-2010 11:06AM

Biggins wrote: »

Worst date?

As already mention in a thread some time ago, has to be easily the one where I knocked myself out in a cinema.

Got a link? it sounds good.Reading something about someone getting hurt is always good

damoz · 12-03-2010 11:14AM

Stephentlig wrote: »

Worst date I was ever on would have to be the time I met this lady, whom I knew for about 2 days, took her out for a drink with my best friend and his girlfriend, after a couple of minutes or the first drink my friend suggested we go party down town, and I agreed, to which my date proceeded to kick my shins with her rather pointy shoes underneath the table and said ''you aint going nowhere''.....well I'm sure you can imagine what happened next, I think everyone was kind of just speechless and unsure what kind of reaction to give, I just left her there and walked off....

Pax Christi
Stephen

i aint ever heard of downtown Dundalk. they sure do speak funny there too.

i am hoping this is referring to somewhere in the US - if not ease up on the american TV.

homerun_homer · 12-03-2010 11:37AM

I was in New York in 2001 and asked this cool chick I met one night out to, as the yanks would say "go on a date". The next day I'm waiting around, no sign of her so like a proper tool I keep waiting and waiting. I'm a patient guy but after 4 hours of hanging around the café I gave up. She never returned my calls or anything.

I'll never forget that September 11th.

Bitch.

smileysurfer · 12-03-2010 12:06PM

Id say its when I went to the cinema with this country bogger ( he charmed me into it) , cinema was packed and we arrived late so had to find seats, ... he fell down the entire set of steps to the front row and got a round of applause! I just sat down and waited for him to find me!

Then he spent the car journey home telling me about a bar brawl he had where he bit off some guys ear!
Needless to say the relationship didnt last! :P

the_syco · 12-03-2010 01:26PM

cruiser178 wrote: »

sorrydidntknowwewerehavinganenglishlessoni'lltrytodobetternexttime.:(

Having gotten used to reading such much bad grammer in AH, I actually had to reread that to see what was wrong with it

damoz wrote: »

i aint ever heard of downtown Dundalk. they sure do speak funny there too.

There's an uptown Dundalk? :eek:

SuperGrover · 12-03-2010 03:04PM

cruiser178 wrote: »

i was after asking the most beautiful woman in the world(according too me)would she go to the cinema with me,and to my ethopia she said YES...

I just can't stop reading this, trying to figure out what this word is about or what it is supposed to be.

Help?

cruiser178 · 12-03-2010 03:09PM

SuperGrover wrote: »

I just can't stop reading this, trying to figure out what this word is about or what it is supposed to be.

Help?

It was just me being very drunk when i typed that post,didn't spot that til now:)

Neyite · 12-03-2010 04:36PM

1992: it was a blind date. i wished that i had been.:eek:

mojesius · 12-03-2010 04:38PM

Hot fireman, 2nd date, he collected me to go to the pub and told me he had to stop in his place to get a jumper. I was standing in his hall waiting, when I heard this flurry of very nasty farts coming out of him in the bathroom (he left the door ajar). All I could think about throughout the date was the noise of those farts and how shiny his face looked under the light, probably a result of some bowel disorder. He asked me to go back to his and I told him I had to bring visiting relatives to Glendalough early the next day.

Menengroth™ · 12-03-2010 05:11PM

SuperGrover wrote: »

I just can't stop reading this, trying to figure out what this word is about or what it is supposed to be.

Help?

i figure it's either meant to be euphoria or eutopia...

WHAT IS THE WORST DATE YOU WHERE EVER ON

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