WHAT IS THE WORST DATE YOU WHERE EVER ON

irishhigh

Hey,

I'd love to hear your stories about the worst dates you have ever been on.

My last one was when I was seeing a guy from Meath, The first date we went for a drink and had a good chat and all was well and he asked me out again. The second date we went to the the cinema to see a movie that we both wanted to see and he sat on his hands , I just thought he might have been shy! The third date he took me to a comedy club and we had a great night, He even put his arm around me:eek:. The last and deal breaker date with him was on Valentines night when he brought me to a football match with his friends and then to a strip club where we met up with his heavly pregnant sister, her husband and some other of his family members:eek:! I went to the loo and he hasn't seen me since! I'd say he just didn't like me:rolleyes:

bazmaiden

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Agricola

The one that I didnt get any sex after!

irishhigh

bazmaiden wrote: »

* were

???? what do you mean

TheBigLebowski

irishhigh wrote: »

???? what do you mean

WHAT IS THE WORST DATE YOU WHERE EVER ON
WHAT IS THE WORST DATE YOU WERE EVER ON

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irishhigh

Agricola wrote: »

The one that I didnt get any sex after!

After all That, nor did I! but to be fair I wasn't seeing him long enough to sleep with him...Only a month:rolleyes:

Blitzkrieger

Well after running out and not saying anything it's probably a safe bet he doesn't like you now.

Kinetic^

irishhigh wrote: »

My last one was when I was seeing a guy from Meath

Could've just stopped there.

irishhigh

TheBigLebowski wrote: »

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oops;)

bonerm

irishhigh wrote: »

My last one was when I was seeing a guy from Meath

Sounds awful!

bazmaiden

TheBigLebowski wrote: »

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Worst date ever is this poor guy

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/u...ith-Amanda.png

irishhigh

no_account wrote: »

Well after running out and not saying anything it's probably a safe bet he doesn't like you now.

Ah I'm not bothered if he liked me or not after that . I thought he was cute but my friends said he looked like Dougle from Father Ted! so no loss really:P

jd007

18-11-2009 was a pretty bad date.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

The one where the woman I was out with kept shouting questions at me.

irishhigh

baz2009 wrote: »

The one where the woman I was out with kept shouting questions at me.

Why? was she deaf?

bazmaiden

irishhigh wrote: »

Why? was she deaf?

Why would she shout if she was deaf?:rolleyes:

ballsymchugh

i once saved my own phone number under a random name, then sent myself a text message to say that my house was burgled and the cops needed to speak to me. showed it to the girl that looked at reflective surfaces every 2 minutes to make sure her hair was ok and then ran.

bonerm

ballsymchugh wrote: »

i once saved my own phone number under a random name, then sent myself a text message to say that my house was burgled and the cops needed to speak to me. showed it to the girl that looked at reflective surfaces every 2 minutes to make sure her hair was ok and then ran.

Oh I am so using that trick now!

ballsymchugh

bonerm wrote: »

Oh I am so using that trick now!

ssshhhhh!!! let's keep it a secret!!

Fago!

Never went on a date.

Seriously.

SpellingPolice

TheBigLebowski wrote: »

WHAT IS THE WORST DATE YOU WHERE EVER ON
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No, I feel asleep waiting to see if Wayne Bridge would shake hands with John Terry

Still don't know, did he?

Fago!

SpellingPolice wrote: »

No, I feel asleep waiting to see if Wayne Bridge would shake hands with John Terry

Still don't know, did he?

No. Snubbed him. SP it was beautiful.

Sharpshooter

Back on topic please!

/and thank you..

vicecreamsundae

went for dinner with this guy, he was super nervous, which was fine at first, i figured he's relax after a bit so i just tried to make conversation, but even then he'd give one word answers and stuff, so the meal was really quiet and super awkward. i asked him about bands he liked, and work and cool things to do around the city [i had just moved to toronto and he had grown up there]. i couldn't waaait to get out of there, but when the meal was over he suggested we go to a bar, and i thought i should give it him a chance and that maybe after a drink he'd relax a bit.
he didn't talk at the bar either. i really tried! but i was left looking at the walls while i sipped my drink. sooo awkward. then two friends of his [a couple] came in and were all like "fancy seeing you here!" nudging each other and it was super obvious he'd texted them where we were so they could see he was actually on a date..i mean they walked in, said hi and then left.
before i finallly left, he asked if i wanted to hear his band's record, and i said sure, so he gave me the cd but made me promise that if i took it i'd have to meet up with him again...
still think it's around here somewhere...
i mean it's one thing to be shy, but this was awkward beyond belief. date lasted three hours and there was definitely less than one hour of coversation.

TheBigLebowski

irishhigh wrote: »

oops;)

Did you just wink at me?

irishhigh

ballsymchugh wrote: »

i once saved my own phone number under a random name, then sent myself a text message to say that my house was burgled and the cops needed to speak to me. showed it to the girl that looked at reflective surfaces every 2 minutes to make sure her hair was ok and then ran.

LOL I must remember that one:)

irishhigh

TheBigLebowski wrote: »

Did you just wink at me?

No

TheBigLebowski

irishhigh wrote: »

No

Pretty sure you did. Sorry, I have a girlfriend.

TheBigLebowski

So now you're checking out my profile page?

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:
ballsymchugh Darragh fade2che incubus irishhigh kodute menoscemo OutlawPete thehangtenguy ttm

What is with you, stalker. :mad:

brummytom

WHAT IS THE WORST DATE YOU WHERE EVER ON

NONE.


I win

irishhigh

brummytom wrote: »

NONE.


I win

What? you have never been on a date

OutlawPete

Went on a date to the Dunes hotel in Donabate with a really hot gitl when I was 17, but we missed our Minibus back and my jacket was inside it with my money for safekeeping :rolleyes:

We ended up sleeping in an abandoned VW bus on Donabate beach and then walking home in the morning. She walked five feet in front of me the whole way to Swords where I got money for her to get a Taxi home.

She just snapped it out of my hand and off she went, not so much as a peck on the cheek

deelite

Worst date ever had to be in a "holiday camp" a few years back. I'd met this fab looking guy during the day and had arranged to meet up in the disco that evening at about 10.00 or so. We both turned up and the slow set came on an we began "wearing (snogging)" and with that he was pulled from my clasp by his mother who promptly smacked him on the face for not being in his bed - he was 17.

Agent Smith

brummytom wrote: »

NONE.


I win

irishhigh wrote: »

What? you have never been on a date

he's like... 8

seanybiker

baz2009 wrote: »

The one where the woman I was out with kept shouting questions at me.

like
who are you?
Get off me please?
Why are you doing this to me?
Etc. Kinda questions. I hate them dates

Duggy747

When I was in college I was on me laptop in the cafe (la-de-da!) when a girl came up to me and gave me a sheet of paper. She was gone before I could get a proper look at her and it turned out it was her mobile number :eek:

Chuffed, intrigued and worried (was she a mule? :pac:) my mate managed to twist my arm into texting her and meeting up with her for a drink that night.

I go to the pub shìtting a brick and then I meet her.........................:(

She wasn't horrible looking but nowhere near my type, polar opposite really. I thought "fùck it, I'm here now anyways" and carried on the date. Good grief this girl couldn't stop talking (down to nerves, I thought) until she started to mention how long she had fancied me................flattered at 1st but soon I got worried.

This girl knew my daily patterns extremely well and commented on each hairstyle I had and t-shirts I wore...............I began to freak out, my 1st stalker. I carried out the date to the end where we departed and I swiftly ran into another pub for a very stiff drink!

I let her down easy afterwards (Not looking for a relationship, etc, etc) to which in the following months I got some quite disturbing long texts at random hours in the morning.

Eventually I never heard from her again until a long time later I had to return to my college for my graduation.................that's when the spooky texts started again (She was in the crowd when she saw me get my degree)

Needless to say I never replied and vanished from that city, never to return

dubtom

I once went on a date, actually a blind date,set up by my sister and a girl from her job. Turned out that my date was in 'recovery' from a love affair with a Monk:eek: and her friend,my sisters workmate,thought it would do her good to get out and forget about him. She didn't, and wouldn't let me either,it was all she talked about. She made me promise to meet again at a party she was having,but I lied.

Sharpshooter

Duggy747 wrote: »

That's when the spooky texts started again


Needless to say I never replied and vanished from that city, never to return

You Gotham too?

cruiser178

irishhigh wrote: »

Hey,

I'd love to hear your stories about the worst dates you have ever been on.

My last one was when I was seeing a guy from Meath, The first date we went for a drink and had a good chat and all was well and he asked me out again. The second date we went to the the cinema to see a movie that we both wanted to see and he sat on his hands , I just thought he might have been shy! The third date he took me to a comedy club and we had a great night, He even put his arm around me:eek:. The last and deal breaker date with him was on Valentines night when he brought me to a football match with his friends and then to a strip club where we met up with his heavly pregnant sister, her husband and some other of his family members:eek:! I went to the loo and he hasn't seen me since! I'd say he just didn't like me:rolleyes:

I wont say worst but most embarassing date for me was,,*picture the scene?*i was after asking the most beautiful woman in the world(according too me)would she go to the cinema with me,and to my ethopia she said YES...so we got to the flixs,i bought her all the icecream and coke she wanted,the year was 87,sooo i sat down beside my princess (as i thought),after 1 hour i manged to put my arm around her,EURIKA.i got that far...my next step was to go for the killer move,,the big smooth,so i planned my move,next time her head moved towards mine,id go for it,,,,,so the moment was right wand i went for the big smooch,i moved in and,,,,,,,OOCCHHHHH, WTF,I DIDNT SEE SHE WAS STILL CHEWING THE STRAW FROM HER COKE ,stuck straight into my eye,she was'nt expecting me to make that move and started pissing herself laughing at me...that was the end of that relationship

Mr. Incognito

After all That, nor did I! but to be fair I wasn't seeing him long enough to sleep with him...Only a month

I thought you were a nurse? A nurse with a timeframe longer than the cab home from Coppers. That's a first for me.

Anyhoo,

Shawshank Redemption. The year was 1996 / 97? I was 14. My date was also 14 but she was 5 foot 11 and I was 5 foot 6. We arranged to meet. She got there first and got her ticket and went in. I was too young to get in and too short to pass for 15. Cue huge embarrasement as my date thought I stood her up. I waited around for the movie to finish and she flipped me the bird from the second she exited the theatre all the way to the cab.

Morto for me.

Esel

cruiser178 wrote: »

I wont say worst but most embarassing date for me was,,*picture the scene?*i was after asking the most beautiful woman in the world(according too me)would she go to the cinema with me,and to my ethopia she said YES...so we got to the flixs,i bought her all the icecream and coke she wanted,the year was 87,sooo i sat down beside my princess (as i thought),after 1 hour i manged to put my arm around her,EURIKA.i got that far...my next step was to go for the killer move,,the big smooth,so i planned my move,next time her head moved towards mine,id go for it,,,,,so the moment was right wand i went for the big smooch,i moved in and,,,,,,,OOCCHHHHH, WTF,I DIDNT SEE SHE WAS STILL CHEWING THE STRAW FROM HER COKE ,stuck straight into my eye,she was'nt expecting me to make that move and started pissing herself laughing at me...that was the end of that relationship

You do realise how much time you're wasting hitting the space bar between words, don't you? I mean, you don't use it after punctuation marks, so why bother using it between words? See how it looks:

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withme,andtomyethopiashesaidYES...sowegottotheflixs,iboughtheralltheicecreamandcokeshe
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armaroundher,EURIKA.igotthatfar...mynextstepwastogoforthekillermove,,thebigsmooth,soiplanned
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smooch,imovedinand,,,,,,,OOCCHHHHH,WTF,IDIDNTSEESHEWASSTILLCHEWINGTHESTRAWFROMHER
COKE,stuckstraightintomyeye,shewas'ntexpectingmetomakethatmoveandstartedpissingherself
laughingatme...thatwastheendofthatrelationship

Maybe that straw in the eye is the reason?

Never had a bad date, me.

Super-Rush

Spilled a drink on her:o

Made some remark about her sister and got a slap for it:o:o

Watched as she went off with her ex in a club.:(:(:(

Went home and fapped cried cried & then fapped










Then cried some more

Rud

super-rush wrote: »

Spilled a drink on her:o

Made some remark about her sister and got a slap for it:o:o

Watched as she went off with her ex in a club.:(:(:(

Went home and fapped cried cried & then fapped

Then cried some more

man that is tereible

ballsymchugh

esel wrote: »

You do realise how much time you're wasting hitting the space bar between words, don't you? I mean, you don't use it after punctuation marks, so why bother using it between words? See how it looks:.

seriously, have you nothing else to worry about?? even if it's a makey uppy kinda thing?? like the bogeyman?

Rud

Friday the 13th of April 2007.the worst date ever.wrong girl,wrong place, wrong time.thank god it is only a distant memory

Sharpshooter

Rud wrote: »

man that is tereible

Are you Mexican?

Bonito

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Are you Mexican?

I can be, if you're into that sorta thing :pac:

Kinetic^

Bonito wrote: »

I can be, if you're into that sorta thing :pac:

Leave the gringo alone.

Bonito

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Leave the gringo alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9wBtPWBbeo

Columbia

Worst date ever was on was one I had been building up to for 5 months. I was in another relationship which kept me from asking this girl out for a while.

It was the buildup to Christmas, and we decided to go Christmas shopping together, so we were meeting up in Dublin quite early. However, her birthday had just passed and I was going to get her something, so I was heading into town first thing that morning. It was still dark when I got up.

Before dawn on Tuesday, December 11th 2007 I bounded down the stairs in the dark, and promptly missed the last step and went over on my ankle. It was probably the most painful thing I've ever had happen, I've never had any real serious injury or whatever. Still, I could just about walk, so I got out my first aid kit and strapped up the ankle as well as possible, had breakfast, got ready and set off. It took 40 minutes to walk to the train, ordinarily it would have taken me 15. I thought of cancelling, but as I said it was something I had waited 5 months for.

I hobbled around Dublin for two hours finding her a few small gifts, and at about 11 o'clock she was meant to be in town. I hadn't heard from her, so I gave her a call. She was still waiting for a bus and would be at least an hour late.

Three hours more waiting (and walking on a badly twisted ankle) passed before she showed up, which was followed by about a 35 minute date, during which time she hardly spoke and clearly didn't like the present. I was unable to walk any more by this point so I had to go home. It took almost an hour to walk back from the station, I had to stop several times because I was in agony. I got home and didn't walk again until New Year's.

However here's the happy ending: the following April ('08) we met again, and have been together ever since

cruiser178

esel wrote: »

You do realise how much time you're wasting hitting the space bar between words, don't you? I mean, you don't use it after punctuation marks, so why bother using it between words? See how it looks:Maybe that straw in the eye is the reason?

Never had a bad date, me.

sorrydidntknowwewerehavinganenglishlessoni'lltrytodobetternexttime.:(