Have you ever stolen anything?

OutlawPete · 10-03-2010 09:51PM #1

Hopefully this thread will get a few people arrested

Have you ever stolen anything in your life?

If so, what .. and did you feel guilty .. or not?

I have stolen lots of stuff when I was young and I do feel bad about most it now, if not all of it.

The biggest I suppose was when myself and mate robbed a box of Transformers back in '86.

The Transformers TV show was big at the time and my folks just couldn't afford to get me one.

Loads of kids in school had them and we were two little fcukers who just couldn't be told no.

So, there we were down the back of the toy shop and we stuck about seven or eight of them in our school bags and pegged it.

Went to a local hideout / treehouse were we played Transformer battles :cool:

Then on the way home we were rumbled, had to pay the money back from my pocket money all that summer, so no World Cup '86 buying footie stickers for us.

Then however ....

We nicked about a dozen BOXES of Fifa World Cup '86 stickers from outside a local shop that only opened at Midday on Sundays as they were delivered to a storage box outside.

Feel a little guilty about it but it was the best summer ever '86.

Other than that, we used to stroke Cool Pops from the freezer of a local shop by reaching in and sliding a few up your sleeve but then only pulling one out and paying for it.

Also, in that shop you could crawl along on your belly to the doorway entrance, slide your hand inside and swipe 1.5ltrs of Fanta and Coke wothout been seen.

That's about it really and today I'm in The Joy :pac:

Nah, the only thing I would be guilty of robbing now really would be the record companies,

I rip MP3s from YouTube videos, which is stealing, no doubt about it.

I do buy a lot of CDs and DVDs though, which I know doesn't excuse it.

So, how about you?

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Biggins · 10-03-2010 09:51PM

The heart of my wife - and I'm keeping it.

Sir Gallagher · 10-03-2010 09:54PM

Biggins wrote: »

The heart of my wife - and I'm keeping it.

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My name is URL · 10-03-2010 09:54PM

Oh sure, now he's a little boy stealing little toys, but someday he will be a grown man stealing stadiums and... quarries

Biggins · 10-03-2010 09:55PM

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

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:pac:

callaway92 · 10-03-2010 09:57PM

I stole yore ma's virginity

Hank_Jones · 10-03-2010 09:57PM

I'll be honest (please don't arrest me).

I did steal ice creams (mars ice cream *drools*) and stuff from the shop around the corner from me when I was younger.

Never stole anything of any real value though (just sweets).

I suppose when you are a kid and haven't got money for things that you want, you just don't have the sense to think of the consequences.
Or the fact that you are taking money from someone who is just trying to make a living.

I would never steal anything now though.

OutlawPete · 10-03-2010 10:00PM

callaway92 wrote: »

I stole yore ma's virginity

Da?

Stojkovic · 10-03-2010 10:04PM

Whoever says no is a liar.

rgt320q · 10-03-2010 10:04PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCCjwMwLkm4

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-03-2010 10:05PM

Does piggybacking on someone else's unsecured internet signal count as stealing? If so then yes - I"m stealing right now.

alwaysadub · 10-03-2010 10:05PM

Stolen sweets when i was younger alright. And have 'borrowed' a lot of stuff from my jobs over the years. I'll be caught one day if any of my bosses come to mine or my mothers house :eek:

EraseAndRewind · 10-03-2010 10:05PM

stole a big box of milky bars off the back of a lorry while on the hop from school....sat in a field and scoffed the lot:pac:

also used to rob crappy earrings and bracelets from my local pound shop..classy burd eh:rolleyes:

Mac daddy · 10-03-2010 10:06PM

When I was a young lad back in Holland I used to frequently rob sweets, money,Toys, and pre rolled splifs from the local spliffed up dealers instead of giving them 5 Gulden (around 11Euro's these days) I would give them one Gulden instead

Used to order Lumpia's (sort of a springroll but much better) from the chinese at the local market every week take it off them and run like hell.

And I had new Bike pretty much every single week, in Holland nobody really owns a bike.

Stole another 150 Gulden to buy a Gameboy.
Stole ninja stars and swords, and switch blades from the local army shops.

Do I feel guilty not at all, had a great time back then young and stupid still laugh about the grazy **** I did back then.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 10-03-2010 10:06PM

I've shoplifted a doughnut and a Snickers bar when I was drunk on two different occasions. I also ended up dropping that doughnut on the pavement. What a pisser.

DingosAteMyBaby · 10-03-2010 10:07PM

i robbed a load of porn cards from a shop in Turkey when i was about 15:D i also stole a few pirated gameboy games that holiday.. i think i got addicted to the adrenaline rush:p nowadays i turn into a right thief when im drunk, i hate it! unattended drinks, hats, and a single high heel.. which was a bit random as im a guy... my friends robbed a pair of shoes last night actually, someone left them on a table in maccy d's.. we all turn into kleptos when we're pissed, its gonna get me beaten up one of these days.. and id deserve it.. especially the drinks one its well bad like

Cheap Thrills! · 10-03-2010 10:07PM

only TP for my bunghole.

OutlawPete · 10-03-2010 10:12PM

DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »

i robbed a load of porn cards from a shop in Turkey when i was about 15:D i also stole a few pirated gameboy games that holiday.. i think i got addicted to the adrenaline rush:p nowadays i turn into a right thief when im drunk, i hate it! unattended drinks, hats, and a single high heel.. which was a bit random as im a guy... my friends robbed a pair of shoes last night actually, someone left them on a table in maccy d's.. we all turn into kleptos when we're pissed, its gonna get me beaten up one of these days.. and id deserve it.. especially the drinks one its well bad like

Actually, that's another to my list

Stole a pack of Nudey Playing Cards from a shop in SoHo when I was 13.

Coriolanus · 10-03-2010 10:21PM

Group of us used to rob our lunches in school.

I used to mitch off and go into Dublin (from Wicklow). Rob books and comics and read them on the Green. Bit of a nerd, I'm afraid.

Soul Cake Duck · 10-03-2010 10:34PM

When I was a child I robbed one green and one red tube, of bloody rennies!! I wanted to give myself indigestion, not cure it!!

we'llallhavetea_old · 10-03-2010 10:37PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Does piggybacking on someone else's unsecured internet signal count as stealing? If so then yes - I"m stealing right now.

but it pops up on my computer!

when i was young we used to yoink sweets and ice pops. also rattled a few nail polishes from the pound shop. stole a little notebook once too, nearly shat meself over that one though.

OutlawPete · 10-03-2010 10:38PM

If stealing from your parents counts then few confessions there too

Used to steal alcohol from the cabinet and make Rocket Fuel.

All of us would get what we could and then mix it in a 2ltr bottle, was disgusting but had the craic up the cornfield getting buckled with the spanish students

alwaysadub · 10-03-2010 10:41PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

If stealing from your parents counts then few confessions there too
Used to steal alcohol from the cabinet and make Rocket Fuel.

All of us would get what we could and then mix it in a 2ltr bottle, was disgusting but had the craic up the cornfield getting buckled with the spanish students

Oh yeah i'd have a bigger list too if parents are involved... Money,drink, pretty much anything not nailed down

*Obviously stealing is wrong and should not be condoned :pac:

we'llallhavetea_old · 10-03-2010 10:48PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

If stealing from your parents counts then few confessions there too

Used to steal alcohol from the cabinet and make Rocket Fuel.

All of us would get what we could and then mix it in a 2ltr bottle, was disgusting but had the craic up the cornfield getting buckled with the spanish students

oh god yeah, drink cabinet got slaughtered, thank god they rarely drank.

the concoctions were woeful, rum, vodka, whiskey, peach schnapps and brandy!

wired to the feckin moon for hours!

i remember when we were movin home and it came to the drink cabinet and i just said "ma, i think you might need to throw all of that water out now....."

BLACKEN · 10-03-2010 10:49PM

jesus you seem like f**kin angels compared to myself!lol but i have rules........... i only steal from banks,insurance companies and THE GOVERMENT not from the ordinary hard working man on the street! thats jus pathetic!

triple-M · 10-03-2010 10:49PM

Mac daddy wrote: »

When I was a young lad back in Holland I used to frequently rob sweets, money,Toys, and pre rolled splifs from the local spliffed up dealers instead of giving them 5 Gulden (around 11Euro's these days) I would give them one Gulden instead

Used to order Lumpia's (sort of a springroll but much better) from the chinese at the local market every week take it off them and run like hell.

And I had new Bike pretty much every single week, in Holland nobody really owns a bike.

Stole another 150 Gulden to buy a Gameboy.
Stole ninja stars and swords, and switch blades from the local army shops.

Do I feel guilty not at all, had a great time back then young and stupid still laugh about the grazy **** I did back then.

hahahaha when i was a young lad in holland too,i used to do the exact same thing go to the asian foodstall in the saturday market order bapao's (kind of a bread roll with mince inside them) take them and then peg it,worked for about 4 weeks in a row until the vendor called the police then on week 5 as soon as we pegged it with our food,the old bill or politie were waitin for us,i got a right spankering off the aul fella,haha good times,and then during my teen years in tesco in finglas we used to go into the offo take a few bottles of booze then burst out the firedoor at the side and into the housing estate only to send another 2 lads in an hour later to ge more booze,ah good times

Herb Powell · 10-03-2010 10:55PM

My name is URL wrote: »

Oh sure, now he's a little boy stealing little toys, but someday he will be a grown man stealing stadiums and... quarries

there really is a simpsons quote for every situation

TPD · 10-03-2010 11:04PM

About 600gb of movies/tv shows, and around 200gb games/software.

I'm baaad :cool:

Oh, and maybe 50gb music.

Riddle101 · 10-03-2010 11:32PM

I stole a chocolate bar from a shop when I was a kid. I also stole Premier League stickers out of a kids coat pocket when they were all the rage back in the 90's(for kids anyway). Other then that I think i've been a good boy most of my life.

ddef · 10-03-2010 11:49PM

<stands up in a circle of strangers nervously>

Hi, Ehh, I'm John...and I'm a Kleptomaniac.

Agricola · 10-03-2010 11:50PM

When I was 15 or 16, I was desperate to get a copy of the Official Playstation magazine. I hadnt a bob and couldnt ask me parents. I came very close to putting it under me coat in the newsagents one day. I luckily saw sense though. When i look back now, i realise what a complete idiot i was. I mean getting a criminal record for a computer games mag. Now i realise i should have went for the top shelf and got hustler or something. :rolleyes:

Have you ever stolen anything?

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