Where is the strangest place you have vomited after a heavy night on the drink?

Gerard.C · 08-03-2010 08:40PM #1

Mine was on top of a dog. I opened the back door to let fly and he didnt move in time. Poor divil was drenched.

Yerselves?

Fago! · 08-03-2010 08:42PM

On my brother while he slept
In my dads shoes
In my shoes
On my pet lizard
All over my delf
Under my living room rug
In my brother's school bag
All over the bar
and in a sock.

I always try to pull a drunken prank on my parents when I come in from a night on the sauce. One night I vomited in the toilet cistern. It was hilarious when my dad flushed the toilet the next day.

Owen · 08-03-2010 08:42PM

When I was 18, after about 12 Murphys, a few whiskeys, a few packets of peanuts and a pink snack, I ended up puking when I got home in my shoes, all over my curtains, and at some point in the night, I opened up the chest of drawers and filled my sock drawer with puke to the brim. Also got sick in the bed too I think, cause the quilt had stuck to the hairs on my chest - was like being waxed trying to pull it back off again.

Sea Sharp · 08-03-2010 08:43PM

In a pub/restaurant on the floor in front of a family eating their dinner.

(RDS open day 2003

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Gerard.C · 08-03-2010 08:43PM

PaintDoctor wrote: »

When I was 18, after about 12 Murphys, a few whiskeys, a few packets of peanuts and a pink snack, I ended up puking when I got home in my shoes, all over my curtains, and at some point in the night, I opened up the chest of drawers and filled my sock drawer with puke to the brim. Also got sick in the bed too I think, cause the quilt had stuck to the hairs on my chest - was like being waxed trying to pull it back off again.

I'd say twas the pink snack that did it

dave 27 · 08-03-2010 08:43PM

haha thats hilarious!

i think iv only ever puked from drink once or twice and it was in a toilet:o

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-03-2010 08:43PM

The windscreen of a taxi from the back seat

AckwelFoley · 08-03-2010 08:44PM

on top of myself

Daithi07 · 08-03-2010 08:46PM

My brother got a curry i puked up after a night out, all over his face. I was on the top bunk of bunkbeds and i leaned out, but he was kinda leaning out too. He was just a pissed as i was. we were 16 & 17. He had a kiniption! I pretended too be asleep as he went spare!! LOL

kippy · 08-03-2010 08:46PM

I can see some real classic answers appearing here shortly.......
Personally, nothing out of the ordinary........I generally try to get it to the toilet area.

Bolag_the_2nd · 08-03-2010 08:46PM

Gerard.C wrote: »

Mine was on top of a dog. I opened the back door to let fly and he didnt move in time. Poor divil was drenched.

Yerselves?

did you think, jeez, dont remember eating that????

hitman79 · 08-03-2010 08:46PM

Out my bedroom window onto the roof below and then spent the next day watching birds eat it!!

missingtime · 08-03-2010 08:46PM

Down the side of my friends couch.

*Shudder*

jonnybadd · 08-03-2010 08:50PM

I've not been sick in any odd places but have been vomited on a few times, including but not limited to my crotch

08-03-2010 08:53PM

Into a almost finished pint

connundrum · 08-03-2010 08:57PM

Into my mates school bag after he got us tequila. We were in college btw, and it's clearly his own fault cos I told him tequila didn't sit well with me!

At a side wall of a church's grounds I was walking through, just as mass was starting. The grannies didn't seem too impressed, I'm pretty sure it's a sin too.

On a plate in my bedroom. I'd locked myself in the room by mistake and the window latch was broken.

gagiteebo · 08-03-2010 09:24PM

Benson Unimportant Vocabulary wrote: »

The windscreen of a taxi from the back seat

Hahaha how did you manage that? That's a skill in itself

Michellenman · 08-03-2010 09:30PM

In to my handbag. In a taxi on the way home, knew I was gonna be sick but being hammered didn't want to have to stop. So I calmly removed everything out of my bag, put it all in to my pockets and let rip in to my handbag. Got out of the taxi and emptied my bag on the grass. Pure impressed with myself at how I managed to take everything out first. Ruined my shoes though emptying it out. Ah well, win some lose some.

LizT · 08-03-2010 09:31PM

My friend vomited into a pringles can... Classy.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-03-2010 09:34PM

It was after one of those humpback bridges that used to be everywhere, and a few too many pints of heineken for my 15 year old stomach to tolerate

Duff · 08-03-2010 09:35PM

All over my room mate in college as he slept..

Closed ac · 08-03-2010 09:36PM

Down my sleeve in a taxi.

Duff · 08-03-2010 09:40PM

DKZ wrote: »

Down my sleeve in a taxi.

Actually reminds me I also came home one night and got sick in my jacket pocket, hung it up and forgot about it for about 2 weeks...

Hazys · 08-03-2010 09:40PM

This is disgusting, so i wont even embed it...you've been warned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-X0MLYWdoI

Closed ac · 08-03-2010 09:42PM

Hazys wrote: »

This is disgusting, so i wont even embed it...you've been warned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-X0MLYWdoI

That's got to be fake. Why would they be filming someone at the exact moment in the pub when he gets sick. He held all that in his mouth and just spat it back in.

Irish_wolf · 08-03-2010 09:43PM

I puked into a neighbours garden one night when I was coming home from a pub crawl, might not sound too bad but it was during that really cold spell so when I woke up the next morning I saw a big frozen block of puke in my neighbours garden I left before he could see me admiring it :pac:

stovelid · 08-03-2010 09:44PM

Down the toilet accurately with no side or top splashing.

I still can't believe it really happened.

InKonspikuou2 · 08-03-2010 09:45PM

I got sick during my first bungee jump. Wasn't from drink though. Had smoked a joint a while before hand thinking it would calm me down. It did enough to jump me off the edge but also enough to me to puke right down into a bouncing castle below.

PirateShampoo · 08-03-2010 09:45PM

On the mattress in my friends spar room, which i then flipped over in my drunken state only to spew on the clean side as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_WsD9Lim0A

the keen edge · 08-03-2010 09:47PM

One night I went on a serious bender in Lisdoonvarna.
Slept in the van, outside the parish church, had to open the door and stick my head out to puke although the night. Woke in the morning to a flock of bird's picking at the puddle of vomit, whilst families on their way to mass had to tip toed around the cascade of rancid stomach contentsI had left on their hallowed ground.

Was I embarrassed by this disgusting act? Not really, I was more embarrassed by the yoke I woke up beside, I say yoke as I wasn't 100% sure she was a women.:o

gagiteebo · 08-03-2010 09:47PM

Michellenman wrote: »

In to my handbag. In a taxi on the way home, knew I was gonna be sick but being hammered didn't want to have to stop. So I calmly removed everything out of my bag, put it all in to my pockets and let rip in to my handbag. Got out of the taxi and emptied my bag on the grass. Pure impressed with myself at how I managed to take everything out first. Ruined my shoes though emptying it out. Ah well, win some lose some.

Similar thing happened to me....during my student days in Galway I was heading home one Friday after being out on the tear the day and night before. I had puked a few times before I left the house so thought I'd be grand. About half an hour in to the journey I realised I was going to puke again so I quickly emptied the contents onto my lap and threw up into my handbag and closed it up fairly lively :cool: The bus was only half full so I don't think anyone noticed, I've never puked so quietly in my life! Was quite ladylike

Where is the strangest place you have vomited after a heavy night on the drink?

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