Farts

Fago! · 04-03-2010 02:43PM #1

I think they're hilarious!

Standing at traffic lights yesterday and an elderly woman let out the loudest fart ever. Cut to me and the other pedestrians bursting out in laughter.

Then ten minutes ago I let out a big fart and I'm still in hysterics.

Even the word sounds funny - FART

Do you think they're funny?

Have you got embarrassed by tooting in public?

fifth · 04-03-2010 02:46PM

No they're not.

*Someone I know*, in the gym, the other morning (6.30am, no music on that time of morning), was doing sit ups and thought he'd be really cool by ninja flipping up off the mat to his feet, but managed to let an absolute ripper in the process.

Very embarrassing for him indeed.. :pac:

alwaysadub · 04-03-2010 02:49PM

I am a lady.
Ladies do not fart:pac:

Biggins · 04-03-2010 02:49PM

O' dear...

Sisko · 04-03-2010 02:51PM

No they're not.

I'm not an idiot.

So of course I find them funny! I'll always remember the day my dog let off a big fart that actually scared the dog itself so much that it ran away.

smythwicks · 04-03-2010 02:51PM

No they're not.

Can't spell fart without art!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOdpX6dcrU4

Fart · 04-03-2010 02:51PM

Cheers OP, I do try my best.

rainbow kirby · 04-03-2010 02:52PM

No they're not.

Farts are hilarious, and anyone who says otherwise is lying.

Fago! · 04-03-2010 02:54PM

No they're not.

Fart wrote: »

Cheers OP, I do try my best.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

God bless you humble fart!

Quandary · 04-03-2010 02:54PM

No they're not.

Farts are Hilarious - and even funnier when women accidentally let them slip

I honestly don't think a day goes by that i don't laugh at one of my farts!

Hogzy · 04-03-2010 02:54PM

No they're not.

Nothing better than waking up after a night on the booze to a healthy smell under neath the quilt. Ah tis grand so it is!

EDIT: i think the word: Poo-Bang describes it best

Trashbat · 04-03-2010 02:56PM

No they're not.

Farts are the funniest bodily function by a mile.

Still though, why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it.

SV · 04-03-2010 02:57PM

No they're not.

there's nothing funnier than letting a silent one and waiting for the reaction of any friends who might be around

Wazdakka · 04-03-2010 03:00PM

Farts are only really funny whe you are "Dutch ovening" the Gf.

Quandary · 04-03-2010 03:01PM

No they're not.

Was skiing last year and sitting on a really long chairlift with 3 other lads - we were all strangers so no one was talking.

About 5 minutes into the lift journey the lad at the end cuts loose a thunder ball ripper fart

. After a few seconds i just couldnt hold it in and almost cried with laughter - the other 2 lads were vibrating trying to keep it in. The lad who farted didnt laugh or say a word!

df1985 · 04-03-2010 03:02PM

No they're not.

people are always letting them slip in the gym when there doing weights, the funny thing is many are oblivious to it with them concentrating on the weights, ipod on full blast etc.

when i was on my j1 (and oh so mature), i walked around the centre of boston with a whoopi cushion inflated in my pocket.walkin past people at bus stops etc id give it a little squeeze, mates behind me in tears laughing. one woman was completely disgusted! i was young, we were bored, easily amused.

an ex of mine let one rip while we were assuming a certain position. she was mortified while i lay in the bed laughing like i never laughed before.

1nk3d4L1f3 · 04-03-2010 03:05PM

No they're not.

I

to fart in my taxi when its full. I chuckle to myself when they start blaming each other...;)

gollem_1975 · 04-03-2010 03:11PM

1nk3d4L1f3 wrote: »

I to fart in my taxi when its full. I chuckle to myself when they start blaming each other...;)

haha Professor Chaos would be proud

GiftofGab · 04-03-2010 03:27PM

No they're not.

Tiger Woods lets one rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL3nZJeHIIE

admiralofthefleet · 04-03-2010 03:29PM

No they're not.

alwaysadub wrote: »

I am a lady.
Ladies do not fart:pac:

what? does the fart fairy come when your asleep and take all the farts away and leave a euro under your pillow?

on topic, i think farts are hilarious, especially after an indian and a feed of guinness

Fago! · 04-03-2010 03:31PM

No they're not.

Quandary wrote: »

Was skiing last year and sitting on a really long chairlift with 3 other lads - we were all strangers so no one was talking.

About 5 minutes into the lift journey the lad at the end cuts loose a thunder ball ripper fart . After a few seconds i just couldnt hold it in and almost cried with laughter - the other 2 lads were vibrating trying to keep it in. The lad who farted didnt laugh or say a word!

Kinky bitches

milnerrm · 04-03-2010 03:32PM

No they're not.

they're hilarious...even when your by yourself, and break a really loud one, you can't not laugh!!

billymitchell · 04-03-2010 03:33PM

No they're not.

Anybody who doesnt find this funny should really be on reading this thread
More beans Mr Taggart??

PauloConn · 04-03-2010 03:35PM

No they're not.

I love trying to remember what i ate that might make that smell..... i can nearly always tell when i've had pizza, i can smell the processed dough:D

Quandary · 04-03-2010 03:35PM

No they're not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc_rH2U-6DM

Quality

admiralofthefleet · 04-03-2010 03:37PM

No they're not.

and who can forget this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnT8hICaiNM

WeeBushy · 04-03-2010 03:39PM

No they're not.

Was at a rugby match in donnybrook a few years ago at a cup match. The other team had a penalty so there was silence for his kick... queue me letting rip (the acoustics was aided by the wooden seats) a dangerously loud one. Our entire support erupted into gales of laughter.

Highlight of my life thus far.

Hogzy · 04-03-2010 03:40PM

No they're not.

Simply reason why girls dont fart!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 04-03-2010 03:40PM

Farts are no laughing matter

Quandary · 04-03-2010 03:42PM

No they're not.

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

Farts are no laughing matter

were you hurt by one in the past ?

Bolag_the_2nd · 04-03-2010 03:53PM

No they're not.

a friend of mine used to keeep us entertained for hours by setting his farts on fire, it never got old, im laughing my ass off at this tread, farts are very funny :pac:

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