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How do you approach the opposite sex?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Well, if you anywhere near as nice as you sound, I'd say your lovely :cool:

    So many women today are stuck up and full of themselves, it's always refreshing to hear that not all girls today are like that.


    I only saw your comment just now OutlawPete, thanks :) Not I'm not stuck up or that, and don't like girls that are madams either, I tend to keep away from them! I just have bad luck with lads, sure dosn't lots of people though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭RustyBeanTin


    either come up from behind and take them by surprise or if im approaching from the front il just act normal then suddenly kick her in the balls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Why do lads start feeling a girl up on the dance floor???? Happened to me a few times.....its creepy........
    Because they want to ride ya!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Jordonvito


    Hi, you'll do


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Jordonvito


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Ha ha!! It takes alot more than that to get with me ;)

    How about if I asked you "hows your pit for silage"?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Jordonvito


    nicegirl wrote: »
    I'd say what the hell are you talking about??!!!

    ah i see, city girl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Jordonvito


    The fact it says dublin in your location kind of gives it away . . :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Maybe I'm from Dublin, maybe I'm not!

    Ah Nurse I'd say.

    Copper Face Jacks regular as that's where the men be feeling up the ladies on the dance floor.

    Although, if memory serves me correct, that whole place is a fecking dance floor :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    nicegirl wrote: »
    No I ain't a nurse, but am a professional! Coppers, jesus if I want to have my drink spilled and loose my friends thats the place to go....not for me!;)

    Ahhh, a Guard so.

    So your a Howl At The Moon kinda gal :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    from behind with chloroform


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    With caution and my hand on my gun


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Ha ha!! If you are lucky!!

    Better than a no...meet you in town :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Stripper or hooker ain't professional

    unless they do it for free, they are lol


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    NINJA


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ninja edit :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ninja edit :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Get a fukkin room


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ninja edit :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,577 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins




  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ninja


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,577 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    nicegirl wrote: »
    I went to DCU, and have an Honours Degree
    nicegirl wrote: »
    ......... and came from DCU, a very well respected University :)
    nicegirl wrote: »
    ......as a result of going to a very well respected University
    nicegirl wrote: »
    DCU is one of the best Universities in Ireland, and I suggest you look it up.

    Call me psychic....... but do you have a 3rd level education by any chance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 460 ✭✭Gerty


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Well good for you, living on beans and cider. You don't know me at all, and as a result have no right to judge me on where I currently am, and where my life will lead! I do not and should not have to state it here, but I am a more than decent individual with which you have no right to judge me!! DCU is one of the best Universities in Ireland, and I suggest you look it up. I will not give any suggestion to my profession, but I assure you, my Degree is and will be very well recognised in more places than Ireland. And I am very much looking forward to my future..:rolleyes:

    There is something a bit odd, about how nicegirl talks about herself.


  • Posts: 23,497 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Funny business at times it can be.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 364 ✭✭BillyGoatGruff


    Me: Hi , do you fancy a shag.

    Her: Ugh, Nooo, F*ck off you ugly feicer

    Me: Sorry, I think you misheard me. I said " You are fat and ugly and need to shave that moustache".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭hacx


    drunk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Jordonvito


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Ah no... ya big t**t, I am a girl. And have alot of respect for other people, and have a very descent Degree that will carry me through my life wherever I might choose to go, whether it be here or abroad, my Degree will stand to me. What can you say for yourself in the midst of a recession? I'm happy with where I am, and have a future for myself....what can you say for yourself????


    definitely something science-e:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    How do you approach the opposite sex?

    One foot in front of the other with a groin guard and a suit of armour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Gerty wrote: »
    There is something a bit odd, about how nicegirl talks about herself.

    Reminds me of another poster to ....hmmm :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Ask my mate to ask her for me, yes I'm still at that age.:o

    But more recently I've become cool and started to do the shít myself.:cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Jordan Berbatov


    nicegirl wrote: »
    Well good for you, living on beans and cider. You don't know me at all, and as a result have no right to judge me on where I currently am, and where my life will lead! I do not and should not have to state it here, but I am a more than decent individual with which you have no right to judge me!! DCU is one of the best Universities in Ireland, and I suggest you look it up. I will not give any suggestion to my profession, but I assure you, my Degree is and will be very well recognised in more places than Ireland. And I am very much looking forward to my future..:rolleyes:

    Dumb C**ts University









    She wont like that


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