Do you know what you're eating?

Bonito · 27-02-2010 07:42PM #1

I was at an 18th last night and in the toilet one of the lads who was sitting at my table was also there. Went about our business. I washed my hands afterward, he didn't. This didn't bother me in the slightest.

What did bother me was that on the tables there was bowls of peanuts. He didn't just nit-pick at them. The whole hand went in and was grabbing handfuls of them.

Imagine theirs 11 or 12 other people eating those peanuts which now have the extra flavour of his unwashed hands.

Then I looked further into it. There was a girl eating the peanuts who was dying with a cold, sneezing into her hand and then dipping her hands into the bowl of peanuts!

I'll be thinking twice next time I see a bowl of peanuts up at the bar or at a party!

PirateShampoo · 27-02-2010 07:44PM

I like to suck the salt off and then put them back in the bowl.

bluto63 · 27-02-2010 07:44PM

Well isn't there supposed to be something like 20 different types of urine in a bowl of peanuts?

biko · 27-02-2010 07:45PM

That's why you shouldn't eat peanuts in bars*

*bags of crisps ftw

L.Jenkins · 27-02-2010 07:47PM

Magnus wrote: »

That's why you shouldn't eat peanuts in bars*

*bags of crisps ftw

In that case I'll piss on my hands next time I'm at a party!

Aidric · 27-02-2010 07:47PM

What were you doing eating in a bar?

Ian Beale · 27-02-2010 07:48PM

Bonito wrote: »

Then I looked further into it. There was a girl eating the peanuts who was dying with a cold, sneezing into her hand and then dipping her hands into the bowl of peanuts!

Yea yea yea, now was she swallowing loads of the salty nuts?

super_furry · 27-02-2010 07:49PM

Yep, it's pizza. Do I win a prize?

Bonito · 27-02-2010 07:49PM

PirateShampoo wrote: »

I like to suck the salt off and then put them back in the bowl.

/shudders

Magnus wrote: »

That's why you shouldn't eat peanuts in bars*

*bags of crisps ftw

I'll be doing that next time!

Ian Beale wrote: »

Yea yea yea, now was she swallowing loads of the salty nuts?

YES!!! And she looooooooooooooved it!

27-02-2010 07:51PM

Like a fine wine it gives it character

galwayrush · 27-02-2010 07:51PM

Warning, may contain nuts urine. :pac:

L.Jenkins · 27-02-2010 07:52PM

Ian Beale wrote: »

Yea yea yea, now was she swallowing loads of the salty nuts?

Aslong as they were my salty nuts, I wouldn't care!

TPD · 27-02-2010 07:56PM

This is one of the life lessons my dad taught me when I was about 6. I've always viewed a bowl of nuts in a bar as more of a decoration than a snack.

Sea Sharp · 27-02-2010 08:13PM

Did you use the same door-handle that he did when you left the toilet?

ATM machines, things you come into contact with on public transport etc..

Enjoy that thought

Bonito · 27-02-2010 08:16PM

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

This is one of the life lessons my dad taught me when I was about 6. I've always viewed a bowl of nuts in a bar as more of a decoration than a snack.

Pity I had to find it out for myself :pac:

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

Did you use the same door-handle that he did when you left the toilet?

ATM machines, things you come into contact with on public transport etc..

Enjoy that thought

Yes but I can deal with that sorta stuff because I always wash my hands before eating food anyway. My mother has that habit well beaten in to me. :cool:

/the shades hide the shiner from last week when I said no to washing my handies before din dins.

pikachucheeks · 27-02-2010 08:17PM

The worst is those salad bars in Supermarkets.
Crappy excuses for sneeze-guards mean the food is riddled with germs by the time you put it in a tub and attempt to take it home!
*shudder*

Bonito · 27-02-2010 08:20PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

The worst is those salad bars in Supermarkets.
Crappy excuses for sneeze-guards mean the food is riddled with germs by the time you put it in a tub and attempt to take it home!
*shudder*

Thank god I don't eat from them. Wait. What about deli staff sneezing over the food behind the counter :eek:

InKonspikuou2 · 27-02-2010 08:20PM

You sound like Reuben Feffer. Just go for it. Piss is good.

Sea Sharp · 27-02-2010 08:21PM

Ah well if it doesn't kill ya it makes you stronger.
If you don't come into contact with germs your immune system won't develop and that could be a disadvantage.

(Anyone who knows what they're talking about want to back me up or put me in my place on that point?)

pikachucheeks · 27-02-2010 08:26PM

Bonito wrote: »

Thank god I don't eat from them. Wait. What about deli staff sneezing over the food behind the counter :eek:

it happens!

Bonito · 27-02-2010 08:27PM

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

Ah well if it doesn't kill ya it makes you stronger.
If you don't come into contact with germs your immune system won't develop and that could be a disadvantage.

(Anyone who knows what they're talking about want to back me up or put me in my place on that point?)

True. My science teacher always used that one.

"If I had a mars bar, and dropped it on the floor and then ate it what would you all say?"

"R.I.P sir I spilled Fluoroantimonic acid there about an hour ago"

Bonito · 27-02-2010 08:28PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

it happens!

That's peanuts and domino's off my list now

flowersagogo · 27-02-2010 08:31PM

cunnilingus anyone?

Bonito · 27-02-2010 08:34PM

flowersagogo wrote: »

cunnilingus anyone?

Don't be ruining that for us :pac:

Elenxor · 27-02-2010 08:34PM

djhunter30 wrote: »

In that case I'll piss on my hands next time I'm at a party!

just don't hold them over the toilet seat when your doing it.

pikachucheeks · 27-02-2010 08:36PM

flowersagogo wrote: »

cunnilingus anyone?

Might have better luck asking that on March 14th! :pac:

Sea Sharp · 27-02-2010 08:36PM

flowersagogo wrote: »

cunnilingus anyone?

That's a vaginal valid point!

Elenxor · 27-02-2010 08:37PM

flowersagogo wrote: »

cunnilingus anyone?[/QUOTE

What has our National Airlines got to do with anything!!!!!!!!!!

recylingbin · 27-02-2010 08:38PM

why did you think they were called peenuts?

Bonito · 27-02-2010 08:39PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Might have better luck asking that on March 14th! :pac:

buy march 14th mugs, tshirts and magnets
Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate. Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one's member gobbled. Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.

Seriously though, Steak and BJ Day was invented as a response to Valentine's Day, a day in which men get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

Isn't it about time that there was a day just like that, but devoted to having the ladies show men just how much they appreciate them? Thanks to Steak and BJ Day, this dream has finally come true.

And look how easy it is! Since we're really only one of two things, the formula for showing us that appreciation is really very simple.

OutlawPete · 27-02-2010 08:39PM

Too weird.

I too was at a 21st last night down your way.

The place had feck all food so I bought a pack of peanut M&Ms and sucked the chocolate off them and left them in a bowl

Do you know what you're eating?

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