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Do you know what you're eating?

  • 27-02-2010 6:42pm
    #1
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭


    I was at an 18th last night and in the toilet one of the lads who was sitting at my table was also there. Went about our business. I washed my hands afterward, he didn't. This didn't bother me in the slightest.

    What did bother me was that on the tables there was bowls of peanuts. He didn't just nit-pick at them. The whole hand went in and was grabbing handfuls of them.

    Imagine theirs 11 or 12 other people eating those peanuts which now have the extra flavour of his unwashed hands.

    Then I looked further into it. There was a girl eating the peanuts who was dying with a cold, sneezing into her hand and then dipping her hands into the bowl of peanuts!

    I'll be thinking twice next time I see a bowl of peanuts up at the bar or at a party!


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  • #2
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    I like to suck the salt off and then put them back in the bowl.


  • #3
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Well isn't there supposed to be something like 20 different types of urine in a bowl of peanuts?


  • #4
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    That's why you shouldn't eat peanuts in bars*


    *bags of crisps ftw


  • #5
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Magnus wrote: »
    That's why you shouldn't eat peanuts in bars*


    *bags of crisps ftw

    In that case I'll piss on my hands next time I'm at a party!


  • #6
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    What were you doing eating in a bar?


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  • #7
    Ian Beale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Ian Beale


    Bonito wrote: »
    Then I looked further into it. There was a girl eating the peanuts who was dying with a cold, sneezing into her hand and then dipping her hands into the bowl of peanuts!
    Yea yea yea, now was she swallowing loads of the salty nuts?


  • #8
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Yep, it's pizza. Do I win a prize?


  • #9
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    I like to suck the salt off and then put them back in the bowl.
    /shudders
    Magnus wrote: »
    That's why you shouldn't eat peanuts in bars*


    *bags of crisps ftw
    I'll be doing that next time!
    Ian Beale wrote: »
    Yea yea yea, now was she swallowing loads of the salty nuts?
    YES!!! And she looooooooooooooved it!


  • #10
    Yi Harr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭Yi Harr


    Like a fine wine it gives it character


  • #11
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Warning, may contain nuts urine. :pac:


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  • #12
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Ian Beale wrote: »
    Yea yea yea, now was she swallowing loads of the salty nuts?

    Aslong as they were my salty nuts, I wouldn't care!


  • #13
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    This is one of the life lessons my dad taught me when I was about 6. I've always viewed a bowl of nuts in a bar as more of a decoration than a snack.


  • #14
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Did you use the same door-handle that he did when you left the toilet?

    ATM machines, things you come into contact with on public transport etc..

    Enjoy that thought :)


  • #15
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    The Perfect Drug wrote: »
    This is one of the life lessons my dad taught me when I was about 6. I've always viewed a bowl of nuts in a bar as more of a decoration than a snack.
    Pity I had to find it out for myself :pac:
    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Did you use the same door-handle that he did when you left the toilet?

    ATM machines, things you come into contact with on public transport etc..

    Enjoy that thought :)
    Yes but I can deal with that sorta stuff because I always wash my hands before eating food anyway. My mother has that habit well beaten in to me. :cool:









    /the shades hide the shiner from last week when I said no to washing my handies before din dins.


  • #16
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    The worst is those salad bars in Supermarkets.
    Crappy excuses for sneeze-guards mean the food is riddled with germs by the time you put it in a tub and attempt to take it home!
    *shudder*


  • #17
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    The worst is those salad bars in Supermarkets.
    Crappy excuses for sneeze-guards mean the food is riddled with germs by the time you put it in a tub and attempt to take it home!
    *shudder*
    Thank god I don't eat from them. Wait. What about deli staff sneezing over the food behind the counter :eek:


  • #18
    InKonspikuou2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭InKonspikuou2


    You sound like Reuben Feffer. Just go for it. Piss is good.


  • #19
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Ah well if it doesn't kill ya it makes you stronger.
    If you don't come into contact with germs your immune system won't develop and that could be a disadvantage.

    (Anyone who knows what they're talking about want to back me up or put me in my place on that point?)


  • #20
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Bonito wrote: »
    Thank god I don't eat from them. Wait. What about deli staff sneezing over the food behind the counter :eek:

    it happens!


    :(


  • #21
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Ah well if it doesn't kill ya it makes you stronger.
    If you don't come into contact with germs your immune system won't develop and that could be a disadvantage.

    (Anyone who knows what they're talking about want to back me up or put me in my place on that point?)
    True. My science teacher always used that one.

    "If I had a mars bar, and dropped it on the floor and then ate it what would you all say?"

    "R.I.P sir I spilled Fluoroantimonic acid there about an hour ago" :D


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  • #22
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    it happens!


    :(
    That's peanuts and domino's off my list now :(


  • #23
    flowersagogo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭flowersagogo


    cunnilingus anyone?


  • #24
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    flowersagogo wrote: »
    cunnilingus anyone?
    Don't be ruining that for us :pac:


  • #25
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    In that case I'll piss on my hands next time I'm at a party!


    just don't hold them over the toilet seat when your doing it.


  • #26
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    flowersagogo wrote: »
    cunnilingus anyone?

    Might have better luck asking that on March 14th! :pac:


  • #27
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    flowersagogo wrote: »
    cunnilingus anyone?

    That's a vaginal valid point!


  • #28
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    flowersagogo wrote: »
    cunnilingus anyone?[/QUOTE

    What has our National Airlines got to do with anything!!!!!!!!!!


  • #29
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    why did you think they were called peenuts?


  • #30
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Might have better luck asking that on March 14th! :pac:


    buy march 14th mugs, tshirts and magnets
    Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate. Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one's member gobbled. Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.

    Seriously though, Steak and BJ Day was invented as a response to Valentine's Day, a day in which men get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

    Isn't it about time that there was a day just like that, but devoted to having the ladies show men just how much they appreciate them? Thanks to Steak and BJ Day, this dream has finally come true.

    And look how easy it is! Since we're really only one of two things, the formula for showing us that appreciation is really very simple.

    :D


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  • #31
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Too weird.

    I too was at a 21st last night down your way.

    The place had feck all food so I bought a pack of peanut M&Ms and sucked the chocolate off them and left them in a bowl ;)


  • #32
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    meh, wont do you any harm. Over-sanitation will, your immune system will become weak, a moderate amount of germs is good for you imo

    When I have a steak I tend to eat it off the floor for this very reason


  • #33
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I can't eat when I'm drinking, so no fear of me going near the peanuts :/

    People that don't wash their hands after they've been in the bathroom are fucking animals.
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Too weird.

    I too was at a 21st last night down your way.

    The place had feck all food so I bought a pack of peanut M&Ms and sucked the chocolate off them and left them in a bowl ;)

    Have a good night? :)


  • #34
    Elenxor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Might have better luck asking that on March 14th! :pac:


    Down here we have a steak OR bj day on March 14

    We find it saves a fortune at the butchers..


  • #35
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    Have a good night? :)

    Aww, fcuk Abi sorry, never thought of it, clean forgot :o

    How was TG4 .. :)


  • #36
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Aww, fcuk Abi sorry, never thought of it, clean forgot :o
    Ew :eek:
    How was TG4 .. :)

    lmfao.


    Untie me you bastard! :mad:


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  • #37
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Just had a snack box from the finest chippy in the country , and i couldn't care less if some one had a **** on it , it was fcuking gorgeous.


  • #38
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    lonad wrote: »
    Just had a snack box from the finest chippy in the country , and i couldn't care less if some one had a **** on it , it was fcuking gorgeous.

    Care to name this fine establishment that sells food so nice that sperm itself couldn't sour it?


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,714 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This constant had washing that goes on is the reason people are sick all the time nowadays. You cant build up immunity if you don't get exposed to a things.


  • #40
    cqd2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭cqd2


    Im currently eating a toasted ham & cheese sandwich..

    Its damn fine..


  • #41
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Care to name this fine establishment that sells food so nice that sperm itself couldn't sour it?


    No


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  • #42
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    lonad wrote: »
    No

    I call foul so, next.


  • #43
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I call foul so, next.

    It was fowl with chips


  • #44
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    cqd2 wrote: »
    Im currently eating a toasted ham & cheese sandwich..

    Its damn fine..

    Do you really know what you're eating?:O

    The pig was probably rolling in shoite so the ham could be contamintated and the oven that made that bread could have been rotten.

    lol

    A bit of urine hasn't killed anyone:)


  • #45
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,604 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    many people go to the bathroom before they leave a restaurant

    don't eat the mints at the counter when you pay the bill


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