Things that you got in BIG trouble for when you were young

Good thread

I used to dig holes out my back garden with a neighbour kid when we were both 5-6. But only he had a shovel.

So i check the shed and find my dads hammer. I use that to hammer the grass etc. Long story short i accidentally hit the poor lad and he needed 5 stitches

My parents grounded me, but i snook out and left a letter/poem at their doorstep saying..

"Patrick Banged His Head
It Serves him right
Even if he died
I wouldnt give a ****e"

I met said neighbour out in a club recently and he reminded me of it. Two of us in stiches (no pun) over it for the night