What's the most unfortunate name you could have

phog · 26-02-2010 02:16PM

In the mid 80s there was a French rugby player called Jean Condom, during one on the 5 Nations championship games against Ireland there was banner in the crowd diplaying "our Willie (Anderson) is bigger than your Condom":D

Again back in the 70s or 80s there was a local tradesman by the name of Joe King, he hand and a few friends hand panited his van and did the signage on it, but they painted his name as Jo King, never sure was it by accident oir was it to grab attention.

Sea Sharp · 26-02-2010 03:05PM

Ivana Mandic

26-02-2010 03:29PM

Ben Dover - Iconic actor

RobAMerc · 26-02-2010 03:36PM

heard on the radio recently about a woman called Ima Hogg
There was a lass from Galway I met before called
Sonva Hoare ( not sure of the spelling )

FarmerGreen · 26-02-2010 04:05PM

Ginger Minge
I kid you not.
http://www.ntxe-news.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=15&num=31369

Saint_Mel · 26-02-2010 04:07PM

ScienceNerd wrote: »

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/epic-fail-name-fail.jpg

Also, goalie in LOI called Dick Brush, think Sligobrewer has a picture of a banner in his sig which says "We love Dick.....Brush!"

Dick Brush, For clean sheets every week

BluesBerry · 26-02-2010 04:12PM

I know someone called Rudolf and also a girl in my class was called Enda thats a boys name right

furtzy · 26-02-2010 04:13PM

Used to deal with a Swiss guy called Coch Slinger...I kid you not

MilanPan!c · 26-02-2010 04:14PM

Where I grew up there was a car dealer named Dick Longing.

There's a famous Texasan named Ima Hogg.

alwaysadub · 26-02-2010 04:15PM

BluesBerry wrote: »

I know someone called Rudolf and also a girl in my class was called Enda thats a boys name right

Maybe her parents couldn't spell properly and meant to call her Edna..

Bonito · 26-02-2010 04:21PM

Eulik McGee. Seriously he's my mam's friend.

Also during sex ed in primary my teacher had a crack at David Seaman (Semen) having the piss ripped out of him in school. She thought she was hilarious.

MilanPan!c · 26-02-2010 04:24PM

Just thought of another one.

I knew a surgeon named Doctor Bastard.

26-02-2010 04:27PM

Willy Horan

eddie the eagle · 26-02-2010 04:29PM

pet rabbit

Saint_Mel · 26-02-2010 04:35PM

I remember reading in a Celtic programme or fanzine or something about a couple, the Larkins. They had a baby boy and called him Henrik, so he was
Henrik Larkin

.SONIC. · 26-02-2010 04:53PM

dick van dyke!!!!

Helix · 26-02-2010 04:56PM

has the dick swett thing been mentioned yet?

admiralofthefleet · 26-02-2010 04:57PM

a bloke who used to own a pub in harolds cross goes by the name of john ramsbottom

sbsquarepants · 26-02-2010 05:02PM

Just remembered, i used to work with a bloke called Willie Brett.
I think i'd have called myself william, or will - anything but willy!

rainbowdrop · 26-02-2010 05:13PM

My Dad used to work with a guy called Ronald McDonald!!

And my Aunt in London was married to a man called George Pigg, who was a policeman..... P.C Pigg

I'd say anyone that ever got arrested by him must have been pissing themselves laughing when they saw his name written on the charge sheet:D

Fago! · 26-02-2010 05:15PM

Ronjiman Bigglesworth....

Lux23 · 26-02-2010 05:30PM

I know a S. Asole

sbsquarepants · 26-02-2010 05:32PM

I wonder is there a real Dr. Pepper practicing somewhere?
Look just take the pills, what's the worse that could happen ha ha

26-02-2010 05:36PM

http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/9/19/22/c365b53db1af4f82a4b9bd3e1f18803e.jpg

fullstop · 26-02-2010 05:41PM

Juliet Gash, the Today FM newsreader

aleybert · 26-02-2010 05:43PM

Mister Drizzle.:p

Dublin Chick · 26-02-2010 05:45PM

There was a teacher in my school called Ann Kerr and her son was named Wayne Kerr. Hahaha. Also I remember one day she wore odd shoes to work, one had a slight heel and the other was flat.........thought I would share that also

nibtrix · 26-02-2010 05:56PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

There was a teacher in my schoole called Ann Kerr and her son was named Wayne Kerr. Hahaha. Also I remember one day she wore odd shoes to work, one had a slight heel and the other was flat.........thought I would share that also

Ha Ha... irish teacher, St.David's??

On Topic - Dick Craven!

Dublin Chick · 26-02-2010 06:02PM

Ha Ha... irish teacher, St.David's??

HAHAHAHAHA you have got to be kidding me! The very one. That is hilarious!!!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 26-02-2010 06:05PM

Conor Connors... I mean, his parents are cnuts, complete assholes...

What's the most unfortunate name you could have

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