What's the most unfortunate name you could have

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7909561.stm

'Most unfortunate names' revealed



What do you call some of the most unlucky people in Britain?
Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Stan Still.
It sounds like a bad joke, but a study has revealed that there really are unfortunate people with those names in the UK. Joining them on the list are Terry Bull, Paige Turner, Mary Christmas and Anna Sasin. And just imagine having to introduce yourself to a crowd as Doug Hole or Hazel Nutt.

Do you know of any one with an unfortunate name?

KingLoser

There's a woman I work with called Manly Ho.

I sh*t you not.

Owen

Avril Hoare. Mrs Hoare, your tables ready!

sbsquarepants

There's a website that lists unfortunate names, rules are they have to appear on a film credit so you can't just make them up. Only one i can remember right now is Randy Bumgardner!! What twisted pair of f.uckers gave their new bundle of joy a name like that. Child abuse i say

WindSock

I knew of a Wayne Kerr & Theresa Green

CreepingDeath

I worked as a barman during college and thought someone was making a prank call when they asked me to see if a "Mike Hunt" was in the pub.

Had to call it over the PA system, and pronounce it very distinctly.
But it wasn't a prank and your man took the call.

alwaysadub

My dad worked with a Teresa Green. I think Neville Neville is one of the more stupider names i've heard-he is Gary and Phil Nevilles Dad.

EDIT: i just saw the one with Max Power, i know a lad who also named his kid Max-their surname is Trill
How cool of a name is Max Trill!!!

cosmic

alwaysadub wrote: »

Neville Neville

Ha ha, deadly!

It sounds like a Bowie song!

PaintDoctor

PaintDoctor wrote: »

Avril Hoare. Mrs Hoare, your tables ready!

I knew an Andrew Hoare once, Roll call in school was hilarious! The teachers quickly decided it was better just to call his first name.

newmember2

Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii.

Pompey Magnus

How about Wayne King the pianist?

NothingMan

A colleague was dealing with a Wayne King . He could'nt understand why I was laughing. I thought it best not to spell it out for him.

Hagar

Drew Peacock
Barry Cade
Chris Cross
Rowan Boatman
Willie Stroker

neil_hosey

hopefully she doesnt read boards.. but at a badminton tournament over in aberdeen, there was agirl by the name of maria buggershítz..

xw2lj9uspm1eyh

I knew a guy at work called Vivian what was his parents thinking.

Scarydoll

Jean Pool:D

DrumSteve

used to have a principal called mike hunt.

BennyLava

An Irish favorite

Ulick McGee

pooch90

mendusa wrote: »

I knew a guy at work called Vivian what was his parents thinking.

At least he could fall back on The Young Ones for some street cred!
I've encountered kids called Savannah and Blade (just stupider ones I've encountered)
knew a Patrick Fitzpatrick once....

Vain

Gaylord focker.

bigdaddyliamo

Yep, I knew a rowan boat and worked with a guy called dick mayo!
Class!

mendusa

mendusa wrote: »

I knew a guy at work called Vivian what was his parents thinking.

If he was born around 1983, this and this

cynder

ben dover
annette curtain
doug pitt
moon unit (thats a real name)

http://carsonspost.wordpress.com/2007/07/26/best-of-50-craziest-celebrity-baby-names-sage-moonblood-or-moon-unit/

50 of the celebs crazy names

wasnt John Wayne called Marian Davis

conorhal

I went to school with a chap called Richard Ramsbottom, you can imagine the hell we made his life once we realised that Richard could be shortened to Dick.........:p

Fizman

One that always makes me laugh is that of a professional soccer player. His full name is Fitz Hall.

His nickname is one size. :pac:

Ravage1616

In work i head to deal with a customer called Mr. Chicken! Could hardly keep a straight face!

Paige Turner

Deleted User wrote: »

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Don't know how to feel about being included on a "most unfortunate name" list. F€ckers!

boredofblackroc

The Minister for Racing and Hotels in Australia was Richard Face. (Dick)

SlickRic

these are actual people...

Richard (Dick) Head.
William (Willie) Hair.
Alexander Alexander.

Onikage

http://www.vancouver2010.com/olympic-ski-jumping/athletes/andreas-****_ath1083237Yg.html

FionaC

Two names:

Tom Morrow
A. Woodcock (dunno his first name)

dave 27

annette curtain

luke emia

ben dover

chughes

In a company I used to work for, there was a guy called Pearse Toale.

UpCork

Onikage wrote: »

http://www.vancouver2010.com/olympic-ski-jumping/athletes/andreas-****_ath1083237Yg.html

Do they not have deed-poll offices in Germany? Seriously if I had that name, I'd be down to the deed-poll office the day I turned 18.

I don't know why but funny names always make me howl with laughter. I am here, giggling to myself in the office.

I remember in college, the girl was either a year above or below us but her name was Ita Hoare...

Elenxor

I worked with a girl called Victoria Donaldson.,


people were always asking her to initial stuff.,poor girl never twigged.

had a boss in the same firm called Alwyn Wright';

of course he was always referred to as:

'old always'

Michellenman

scareydoll wrote: »

Jean Pool:D

HA that's my aunts name too!

Barracudaincork

My cousin Annie married a guy called Peter Garlic, and now she is called Annie Garlic

LenaClaire

I only have a few:

Mariwanna Brown
Harold (Harry) Cox
Crystal Bell

funk-you

I used to go to school with a guy called Noel Nolan. Unfortunate fucker.

-Funk

cupthehand1

My mates son is a promising up and coming player with Tranmere Rovers and with a name like his, how could he fail His name Max Power!

cynder

I worked as a hotel receptionist, we had one guest who was called mr whore.

smokingman

Knew a guy called Peter Ennis in college...he never really abreviated his first name to an initial

Scarydoll

cupthehand1 wrote: »

My mates son is a promising up and coming player with Tranmere Rovers and with a name like his, how could he fail His name Max Power!

That's a deadly name!

Beanstalk

Attracta Bonner

FarmerGreen

Paddy Judge, Inspector of Air Accidents.
http://www.aaiu.ie/

Bottle_of_Smoke

There has to be a Peter File out there somewhere

derfderf

CreepingDeath wrote: »

I worked as a barman during college and thought someone was making a prank call when they asked me to see if a "Mike Hunt" was in the pub.

Had to call it over the PA system, and pronounce it very distinctly.
But it wasn't a prank and your man took the call.

Good god, i know i Michael Hunt and i never even thought of this. The shame.

Sergeant

Randy Gaylord: http://www.votingforjudges.org/08pri/div1/sanj/sanj-rg.html

Rusty Kuntz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz

Richard bulger

Mr. Presentable

Noel Dempsey
John Terry
Jordan

Bottle_of_Smoke

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

There has to be a Peter File out there somewhere

Google says "YES"

ronaneire

Wang King