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What's the most unfortunate name you could have

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,238 ✭✭✭dave 27


    annette curtain

    luke emia

    ben dover


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    In a company I used to work for, there was a guy called Pearse Toale.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭UpCork


    Onikage wrote: »

    Do they not have deed-poll offices in Germany? :D Seriously if I had that name, I'd be down to the deed-poll office the day I turned 18.

    I don't know why but funny names always make me howl with laughter. I am here, giggling to myself in the office.

    I remember in college, the girl was either a year above or below us but her name was Ita Hoare...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Elenxor


    I worked with a girl called Victoria Donaldson.,


    people were always asking her to initial stuff.,poor girl never twigged.

    had a boss in the same firm called Alwyn Wright';

    of course he was always referred to as:

    'old always'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    scareydoll wrote: »
    Jean Pool:D

    HA that's my aunts name too!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Barracudaincork


    My cousin Annie married a guy called Peter Garlic, and now she is called Annie Garlic :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭LenaClaire


    I only have a few:

    Mariwanna Brown
    Harold (Harry) Cox
    Crystal Bell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    I used to go to school with a guy called Noel Nolan. Unfortunate fucker.

    -Funk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭cupthehand1


    My mates son is a promising up and coming player with Tranmere Rovers and with a name like his, how could he fail :D His name Max Power!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    I worked as a hotel receptionist, we had one guest who was called mr whore.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,810 ✭✭✭smokingman


    Knew a guy called Peter Ennis in college...he never really abreviated his first name to an initial ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    My mates son is a promising up and coming player with Tranmere Rovers and with a name like his, how could he fail :D His name Max Power!

    That's a deadly name!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    Attracta Bonner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    Paddy Judge, Inspector of Air Accidents.
    http://www.aaiu.ie/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,769 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    There has to be a Peter File out there somewhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    I worked as a barman during college and thought someone was making a prank call when they asked me to see if a "Mike Hunt" was in the pub.

    Had to call it over the PA system, and pronounce it very distinctly.
    But it wasn't a prank and your man took the call.

    Good god, i know i Michael Hunt and i never even thought of this. The shame.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Noel Dempsey
    John Terry
    Jordan


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There has to be a Peter File out there somewhere

    Google says "YES"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭ronaneire


    Wang King :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭wolfpawnat


    When I was growing up there was a boy in my park called Stacey, normal second name, but still Stacey for a boy!

    Also my teacher in school was Annette Curtain.

    Also there are 2 doctors I know of in Ireland that are hilarious;

    Dr. Harte - the cardiac surgeon
    Mr. Bredin - The respiratory consultant

    On all of these, I kid you not!!!!!!!!!1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭newmember2


    scareydoll wrote: »
    That's a deadly name!

    FYP:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    My cousin Annie married a guy called Peter Garlic, and now she is called Annie Garlic :)

    I knew an Annie who became Annie Pratt, as in "any prat can do that job".

    She always had a lot to do in the office. She got divorced after three years of being a Pratt, because her ex-husband turned out to be a complete prat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Big Vern


    Robert Roberts


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/epic-fail-name-fail.jpg

    Also, goalie in LOI called Dick Brush, think Sligobrewer has a picture of a banner in his sig which says "We love Dick.....Brush!"

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,678 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    The Doctor in Boherbue in Cork is Dr. Payne.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭sexdwarf


    Dr. John Climax

    Oh and local Garda in Marino area...Sergeant Pepper


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭Pedro K


    Back in my previous job I had to contact a (german) customer who's name was Mrs. Kuntz.

    The looks I got when the phone was answered and I said quite audibly, "hello is that Mrs Kuntz?"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    The Doctor in Boherbue in Cork is Dr. Payne.

    I spotted an undertakers in Twickenham owned by two guys called Waike and Paine.


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