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If you were a bouncer, what item of clothing would you ban from your club?

  • 20-02-2010 05:36PM
    #1
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭


    I could make a list myself...

    Leggings
    Ponchos
    Those crap stright fringes on some wimmins (yes i know thats not clothes but worth saying)
    Winter Olympic outfits that leave little to the imagination(yes ive seen it...well im in Sweden so must be more acceptable here)

    I would point any potential invader satisfying any of the above criteria to the other club across the road


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  • #2
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Who gives a fcuk buddy?


  • #3
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Would I be allowed to ban clothes in general?


  • #4
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Black Harrington Jackets


  • #5
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Underwear.... Easier access really.


  • #6
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    If I was a bouncer there would be a bigger problem in my life than the type of clothes people wear.


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  • #7
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    The mouth on you FlutterinBantam

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=10698693

    Necessary? I think not.


  • #8
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    If i were a bouncer? I'd have to become an ars*hole first.


  • #9
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    I'd ban people who gave a shit what clothes other people were wearing.


  • #10
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    veryangryman wrote: »
    The mouth on you FlutterinBantam

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=10698693

    Necessary? I think not.

    Your link is like your thread, a failure.


  • #11
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    couldnt give a crap what people wear. Maybe if I thought someone looked like trouble I could just chat to them for a minute then make my mind up.


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  • #12
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Your link is like your thread, a failure.

    Anyone who starts a thread entitled "Ode To Doctor Bollocko" has no place to discuss failed threads


  • #13
    Third_Echelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,889 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    bras


  • #14
    SligoBrewer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    GAH Jerseys


  • #15
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Side burns


  • #16
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,026 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Pyjamas.
    I like seeing them arguing with bouncers and trying to get in.


  • #17
    Glico Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Pot wrote:
    Side burns

    Oh so thats how it is:(





    *runs away crying*


  • #18
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    veryangryman wrote: »
    If you were a bouncer, what item of clothing would you ban from your club?

    **** socks.


  • #19
    hsanz114clayton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72 ✭✭hsanz114clayton


    girls wearing those stupid big flowers at the side of their hair


  • #20
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Tracksuits and 'Dappy' hats.

    Leggings? WTF OP?!?


  • #21
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    aaronh007 wrote: »
    Oh so thats how it is:(





    *runs away crying*

    What is


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  • #22
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Pot wrote:
    What is

    I'm guessing he has sideburns.;)

    Which are savage, btw.:D


  • #23
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Top hats, especially ones tilted to a jaunty angle.

    I mean *really*, who do they think they are! :mad: (pure Baltic Avenue most of them)


  • #24
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Asymmetrical haircuts and men with straightened hair.

    Anyone with fake tan.


  • #25
    Xluna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    Dragon t-shirts and knacker trackers.


  • #26
    WHIPIT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39 ✭WHIPIT


    Giselle wrote: »
    Asymmetrical haircuts and men with straightened hair.

    Anyone with fake tan.

    I think you are all crazy thinking about it. who cares what prople where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #27
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,760 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    sunglasses

    EVENFLOW



  • #28
    gleep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭gleep


    Wife beaters and chunky gold. It's like these people are telling you their looking for bother!

    For the ladies, anything that covers the legs, it's just not right in a club


  • #29
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    those stupid ****ing 'xplicit industries' t shirts

    "Return to pub if found"
    "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

    blah blah blah
    wear something that looks half decent you unoriginal unfunny little cúnt.


  • #30
    SligoBrewer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    Worker's Boots.

    I mean, why would you wear those?


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  • #31
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    SligoBrewer wrote: »
    Worker's Boots.

    I mean, why would you wear those?

    For workin'


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