Most disgusting\funny thing you've seen an animal do..

doubleglaze · 19-02-2010 10:48PM

This one should win this thread hands down:

mrgardener · 19-02-2010 10:54PM

doubleglaze wrote: »

This one should win this thread hands down:

Classy, very classy.

Run_to_da_hills · 19-02-2010 11:38PM

Two dogs had got stuck riding each other on the market in Ennis a few years ago, Saturday night and most of the town was out on the streets drunk. Someone ended up calling the cops as we couldn't find a vet, just as they arrived the two got separated and ran away in seperated directions, probably out of fear of being arrested.

Gillington · 19-02-2010 11:59PM

Your one I was with the other night was an animal and she done some pretty disgusting things

Sorry,I'm bored

ItsAWindUp · 20-02-2010 12:01AM

In Gibraltar I saw a monkey giving a handjob to another monkey:P

siltirocker · 20-02-2010 12:02AM

cedomination wrote: »

Gorilla in Dublin zoo pooing into his hand and eating it.

Repeatedly

I was there!!! Right up by the glass too! brilliant! My old man took a photo and emailed his wife with it! :pac:

El Weirdo · 20-02-2010 12:09AM

siltirocker wrote: »

I was there!!! Right up by the glass too! brilliant! My old man took a photo and emailed his wife with it! :pac:

I sent something similar to my girlfriend on Valentines day.

BluesBerry · 20-02-2010 12:16AM

scareydoll wrote: »

I've seen too much of this to last me a life time lol

My dog used to lick up the cat sick, it turned my stomach especially that slurping noise dogs make
also he had a hatred for the post man all letters used to get shredded and one day he got loose and went after the postman , I still laugh at how the postman jumped onto the pillar scared shitless (I gave postman a box of roses and a sorry card with the dogs name signed on thankfully it he saw the funny side)

My childhood pet dog used to roll in other dogs shit and eat nappys stolen from the bin and rip open rubbish sacks out the back

Actually now I think of it dogs are filthy filthy creatures :mad:

Glico Man · 20-02-2010 12:17AM

No matter how many times I watch this it always makes me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dumQ4IUNtxw

Run_to_da_hills · 20-02-2010 12:24AM

aaronh007 wrote: »

No matter how many times I watch this it always makes me laugh

Next time they try it I hope the dog runs into the house.

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 20-02-2010 12:36AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ros73m7xBRA

...

Dudess · 20-02-2010 01:33AM

Dogs seem to love eating shit.

caseyann · 20-02-2010 01:35AM

Dog rolling in a dead animal.

ham_n_mustard · 20-02-2010 01:39AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9vxHN8_jSE

Junco Partner · 20-02-2010 02:04AM

my dog useta eat anything .
once when i was walking him he stops to have a sh1te and out comes ..... one of those extra long elastic bands. unfortunately the band impeded the the dogs ability to pass the sh1t and he spent 5 mins doing this "jack in the box" routine in the end i had to remove the band with a stick

not fun:(

we'llallhavetea_old · 20-02-2010 02:13AM

f0ggy92 wrote: »

my dog useta eat anything .
once when i was walking him he stops to have a sh1te and out comes ..... one of those extra long elastic bands. unfortunately the band impeded the the dogs ability to pass the sh1t and he spent 5 mins doing this "jack in the box" routine in the end i had to remove the band with a stick

not fun:(

that reminds me of the time my dog ate a whole surgical glove and sh!t it out the same way it went in. she also ate styrofoam (spelling?) and had polka dotted crap for a week. ah twas funny and she was fine!

snow ghost · 20-02-2010 02:21AM

The most disgusting thing I've ever seen an animal do is Thierry Henry handling his balls in public.

teddy_303 · 20-02-2010 02:41AM

when i was 6-7, i was out playing football with my mates, when a traveler girl was calling door - to door asking for food, circa 1980. a frisky pup, around a year old, hopped up on her and started dry riding her bare leg, as she was wearing a dress and carrying a box full of tinned food. she shook her leg to try and get "beauty" off her leg. I was finding this really funny, so i told her not to move or the dog would bite her. I feel really bad about this, but admittedly i was intrigued by what was happening. The dry humping went on for what seemed a long time, 3 mins or so, thats 21 mins in dog sex mins to you. when the dog dumped his man juice on her leg, that was the most disgusting thing i saw an animal do. The stink was brutal too. it was weird tho.

JerryHandbag · 20-02-2010 02:53AM

I remember when I was an ickle boy, our very first school tour, a big culchie expedition to Dublin Zoo...and not 2 minutes inside the gate when I saw a gorilla have a poo and then shove it into this mouth. Oh the horror.

Then the gorilla beside him, intent on outdoing the first gorrilla, also decided to have a poo....only he picked it up and decided to fling it out in our direction. Thankfully, it hit one of the zookeepers splat in the back of the neck. I remember the zookeeper wiping it off in a very easy going manner as if to say "I get this sh1t every day".

So all in all it was funny rather than disgusting...

snow ghost · 20-02-2010 04:57AM

teddy_303 wrote: »

when i was 6-7, i was out playing football with my mates, when a traveler girl was calling door - to door asking for food, circa 1980. a frisky pup, around a year old, hopped up on her and started dry riding her bare leg, as she was wearing a dress and carrying a box full of tinned food. she shook her leg to try and get "beauty" off her leg. I was finding this really funny, so i told her not to move or the dog would bite her. I feel really bad about this, but admittedly i was intrigued by what was happening. The dry humping went on for what seemed a long time, 3 mins or so, thats 21 mins in dog sex mins to you. when the dog dumped his man juice on her leg, that was the most disgusting thing i saw an animal do. The stink was brutal too. it was weird tho.

The stink was brutal! Did the nympho-puppy rub your nose in it afterwards or something? :rolleyes:

Abi · 20-02-2010 05:15AM

caseyann wrote: »

Dog rolling in a dead animal.

And who are we to judge him?!

Can't help who what you love. Your mind, open it .....

Columbia · 20-02-2010 05:25AM

The dog I had about 6-7 years ago had a bad bout of worms, one day she started crapping worms all over the place, and then turning around and eating them.

bad2dabone · 20-02-2010 06:02AM

teddy_303 wrote: »

when i was 6-7, i was out playing football with my mates, when a traveler girl was calling door - to door asking for food, circa 1980. a frisky pup, around a year old, hopped up on her and started dry riding her bare leg, as she was wearing a dress and carrying a box full of tinned food. she shook her leg to try and get "beauty" off her leg. I was finding this really funny, so i told her not to move or the dog would bite her. I feel really bad about this, but admittedly i was intrigued by what was happening. The dry humping went on for what seemed a long time, 3 mins or so, thats 21 mins in dog sex mins to you. when the dog dumped his man juice on her leg, that was the most disgusting thing i saw an animal do. The stink was brutal too. it was weird tho.

the first thing you're going to do when you become a millionaire is hire a horny puppy and a traveller girl isn't it?

you durty pervert !

(joke!)

Adyx · 20-02-2010 06:07AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Good few here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb92wQpPG-s

Thanked for 0:35 to 1:14. Kids/animals falling over/hurting themselves = funny.

entropi · 20-02-2010 07:23AM

Longboard wrote: »

Our neighbour's cock use to chase our dogs.

Surely that's illegal in Ireland is it not?:pac:

plein de force · 20-02-2010 01:01PM

on my road during the summer one dog start humping another dogs face, the recieving dog was howling, children asking their mothers "what's that dog doing to the other dog mammy", while the owner was smacking the two dogs with a brush

caseyann · 21-02-2010 12:46PM

Abitar wrote: »

And who are we to judge him?!

Can't help who what you love. Your mind, open it .....

Only for you snookums

teddy_303 · 26-02-2010 12:48PM

snow ghost wrote: »

The stink was brutal! Did the nympho-puppy rub your nose in it afterwards or something? :rolleyes:

No, it just smelt like your ma.

Dravokivich · 26-02-2010 12:50PM

I've seen a rabit rape a dog 5 times it's size...

cynder · 26-02-2010 01:09PM

Otters doing the 69 at dudley zoo! The one just wouldnt let go.

Most disgusting\funny thing you've seen an animal do..

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