Most disgusting\funny thing you've seen an animal do..

here.from.day.1

Just saw this over on another board, some really good stories there such as..

One of the guys on it had just gotten a kitten.. His dog then took to eating the cat's "produce" ..even while it was still coming out, like some sort of mobile savoury ice-cream machine! :pac:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I saw a bull rape a heifer

prinz

Pics or....

alwaysadub

My cat used to think it was a guard dog. She would sit out by the pillar and if any stranger tried coming up the drive she'd go for them. Anyone she knew,she'd just stroll up for a pet.

Luno

Turtles having sex! :eek:

My name is URL

My dog regularly licks his own anus

oldwan

was once on a search in a disgustingly filthy halting site, (member AGS) watched a mangy old dog take a used nappy from a caravan, open it up, and then it sat down happily eating the contents!!

and it was a 'full' nappy if ya know wot i mean:eek:

here.from.day.1

prinz wrote: »

Pics or....

Not the original but.. um enjoy!

http://tinyurl.com/dogondog

Scarydoll

M&S* wrote: »

Turtles having sex! :eek:

Indeed, t'was quite shocking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eMevDIpZrA

Bonito

My dog humping my other dog. They're both female and the one doin' the humping is from a litter of pups the main dog had. God dam incest lesbian bitches :pac:

El Weirdo

Bonito wrote: »

God dam incest lesbian bitches :pac:

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.*



*may not have read unquoted part of post as was inexplicably drawn to quoted part.

Duggy747

My King Charles Spaniel is the horniest dog I've ever seen. She went through a bit of a phase where she would ride the shìte outta any shoes she could get her paws on. I'd be downstairs watching TV when I'd hear a *Ka-dumb, Ka-dumb* noise and heavy panting

Brother in-law woke up in the middle of the night to find her furiously riding his leg

Another time when I was working in someone's house I saw their dog lay a right steamer in the garden, eat it, and then ran up to me to try and lick me *shudders*

Minstrel27

Seeing two dogs partake in gay sex was a bit odd.

Scarydoll

My sisters evil cat leaving the remains of a bird on the step and various dead mice (the neighbours where saying they have a mice problem) in the porch. I can't cope with anymore murders. I don't know where to bury the bodies, tis like pet cemetry out our back garden.

Longboard

Our neighbour's cock use to chase our dogs.

OutlawPete

Good few here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb92wQpPG-s

cedomination

Gorilla in Dublin zoo pooing into his hand and eating it.

Repeatedly

Duggy747

cedomination wrote: »

Gorilla in Dublin zoo pooing into his hand and eating it.

Repeatedly

Ha ha, apes do the craaaaziest things! I assume Donkey Kong did this once in his time but as for King Kong...........what a feast that would be :pac:

El Weirdo

cedomination wrote: »

Gorilla in Dublin zoo pooing into his hand and eating it.

Repeatedly

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Cian92

If I was to say what your mam did.... I'd only get banned

bazza1

On arecent trip to Dublin zoo saw a giraffe peeing. The youngest giraffe then reached underneath the adult and proceeded to drink from the pee stream.

Closed ac

We gave my kitten milk, not aware at the time of the effect it can have on cats. She ended up with a case of the sh*ts and started sliding on her backside across the kitchen tiles leaving a trail of sh*t behind her. Absolutely disgusting but luckily I didn't have to clean up after it! \o/

damagegt

i watched my cat eat a cactus and now they have to be hiden or she eats them

3hn2givr7mx1sc

If I do a dirty green hock on the ground, the dogs try to lick it up. I'm actually gagging thinking about it.

Scarydoll

baz2009 wrote: »

If I do a dirty green hock on the ground, the dogs try to lick it up. I'm actually gagging thinking about it.

I gagged reading this.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

scareydoll wrote: »

I gagged reading this.

Good to see we're on the same page.:)

we'llallhavetea_old

my old jack russell trying to hump my old rottweiler. he humped her so persistantly you could see his ribs sticking out from lack of food. filthy.
also the lmage of his dripping lipstick is burnt into my retina for life.

my cat ate a spider, nearly spewed.

Captain Slow IRL

A friends springer spaniel having sex, with it's grandad:(

Scarydoll

I've seen too much of this to last me a life time lol

dotsman

cedomination wrote: »

Gorilla in Dublin zoo pooing into his hand and eating it.

Repeatedly

In a zoo in Munich, a gorilla, sitting right in front of a window with loads of people staring at the other side proceeded to "play" with himself. After he "finished" he then sniffed, before licking the "cream" from his hand.

cedomination

I just remembered this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plpNE9YSCSQ

doubleglaze

This one should win this thread hands down:

mrgardener

doubleglaze wrote: »

This one should win this thread hands down:

Classy, very classy.

Run_to_da_hills

Two dogs had got stuck riding each other on the market in Ennis a few years ago, Saturday night and most of the town was out on the streets drunk. Someone ended up calling the cops as we couldn't find a vet, just as they arrived the two got separated and ran away in seperated directions, probably out of fear of being arrested.

Gillington

Your one I was with the other night was an animal and she done some pretty disgusting things

Sorry,I'm bored

ItsAWindUp

In Gibraltar I saw a monkey giving a handjob to another monkey:P

siltirocker

cedomination wrote: »

Gorilla in Dublin zoo pooing into his hand and eating it.

Repeatedly

I was there!!! Right up by the glass too! brilliant! My old man took a photo and emailed his wife with it! :pac:

El Weirdo

siltirocker wrote: »

I was there!!! Right up by the glass too! brilliant! My old man took a photo and emailed his wife with it! :pac:

I sent something similar to my girlfriend on Valentines day.

BluesBerry

scareydoll wrote: »

I've seen too much of this to last me a life time lol

My dog used to lick up the cat sick, it turned my stomach especially that slurping noise dogs make
also he had a hatred for the post man all letters used to get shredded and one day he got loose and went after the postman , I still laugh at how the postman jumped onto the pillar scared shitless (I gave postman a box of roses and a sorry card with the dogs name signed on thankfully it he saw the funny side)

My childhood pet dog used to roll in other dogs shit and eat nappys stolen from the bin and rip open rubbish sacks out the back


Actually now I think of it dogs are filthy filthy creatures :mad:

Glico Man

No matter how many times I watch this it always makes me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dumQ4IUNtxw

Run_to_da_hills

aaronh007 wrote: »

No matter how many times I watch this it always makes me laugh

Next time they try it I hope the dog runs into the house.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ros73m7xBRA

...

Dudess

Dogs seem to love eating shit.

caseyann

Dog rolling in a dead animal.

ham_n_mustard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9vxHN8_jSE

Junco Partner

my dog useta eat anything .
once when i was walking him he stops to have a sh1te and out comes ..... one of those extra long elastic bands. unfortunately the band impeded the the dogs ability to pass the sh1t and he spent 5 mins doing this "jack in the box" routine in the end i had to remove the band with a stick

not fun:(

we'llallhavetea_old

f0ggy92 wrote: »

my dog useta eat anything .
once when i was walking him he stops to have a sh1te and out comes ..... one of those extra long elastic bands. unfortunately the band impeded the the dogs ability to pass the sh1t and he spent 5 mins doing this "jack in the box" routine in the end i had to remove the band with a stick

not fun:(

that reminds me of the time my dog ate a whole surgical glove and sh!t it out the same way it went in. she also ate styrofoam (spelling?) and had polka dotted crap for a week. ah twas funny and she was fine!

snow ghost

The most disgusting thing I've ever seen an animal do is Thierry Henry handling his balls in public.

teddy_303

when i was 6-7, i was out playing football with my mates, when a traveler girl was calling door - to door asking for food, circa 1980. a frisky pup, around a year old, hopped up on her and started dry riding her bare leg, as she was wearing a dress and carrying a box full of tinned food. she shook her leg to try and get "beauty" off her leg. I was finding this really funny, so i told her not to move or the dog would bite her. I feel really bad about this, but admittedly i was intrigued by what was happening. The dry humping went on for what seemed a long time, 3 mins or so, thats 21 mins in dog sex mins to you. when the dog dumped his man juice on her leg, that was the most disgusting thing i saw an animal do. The stink was brutal too. it was weird tho.

JerryHandbag

I remember when I was an ickle boy, our very first school tour, a big culchie expedition to Dublin Zoo...and not 2 minutes inside the gate when I saw a gorilla have a poo and then shove it into this mouth. Oh the horror.

Then the gorilla beside him, intent on outdoing the first gorrilla, also decided to have a poo....only he picked it up and decided to fling it out in our direction. Thankfully, it hit one of the zookeepers splat in the back of the neck. I remember the zookeeper wiping it off in a very easy going manner as if to say "I get this sh1t every day".

So all in all it was funny rather than disgusting...

snow ghost

teddy_303 wrote: »

when i was 6-7, i was out playing football with my mates, when a traveler girl was calling door - to door asking for food, circa 1980. a frisky pup, around a year old, hopped up on her and started dry riding her bare leg, as she was wearing a dress and carrying a box full of tinned food. she shook her leg to try and get "beauty" off her leg. I was finding this really funny, so i told her not to move or the dog would bite her. I feel really bad about this, but admittedly i was intrigued by what was happening. The dry humping went on for what seemed a long time, 3 mins or so, thats 21 mins in dog sex mins to you. when the dog dumped his man juice on her leg, that was the most disgusting thing i saw an animal do. The stink was brutal too. it was weird tho.

The stink was brutal! Did the nympho-puppy rub your nose in it afterwards or something? :rolleyes: