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Female Moustache

  • 19-02-2010 12:53PM
    #1
    NavyandBlue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 170 ✭✭


    A friend of mine is starting to grow a bit of a moustache and I would like some advice on the best way of telling her to do something about it.
    She clearly bleaches it but at this stage bleach will hide it no more.

    Just for the record, she's not ugly or anything, and she's up-to-date with all the latest fashion trends so no Susan Boyle comparisons please!


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  • #2
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    NavyandBlue wrote: »
    A friend of mine is starting to grow a bit of a moustache and I would like some advice on the best way of telling her to do something about it.
    She clearly bleaches it but at this stage bleach will hide it no more.

    Just for the record, she's not ugly or anything, and she's up-to-date with all the latest fashion trends so no Susan Boyle comparisons please!

    Gillette. The best a man woman can get.

    Serious answer; Laser it, I suppose.


  • #3
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Far too awkward, I wouldn't say anything.


  • #4
    Raemie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭Raemie


    just leave it, she'll probably decide herself to wax at some point


  • #5
    Alessandra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,276 ✭✭✭Alessandra


    Are you male? If so DO NOT say anything.. Get a female friend to bring up waxing..
    Really don't see how it's a problem for you though? If the girl is making an effort to conceal it then she knows it's there...


  • #6
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Strategically sit here in front of a mirror next time she comes over and give her a glass of milk,see if she notices and gets embarrassed!


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  • #7
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Give her a Burt Reynolds poster and say "hint hint!"


  • #8
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    D'you have those Asian women in the middle of shopping centres over there, that 'thread' hair from women's faces?


  • #9
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Just tell her shes growin a tom selleck. she will heart you for it.


  • #10
    Buford T Justice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,278 ✭✭✭Buford T Justice


    Just start callin her Ronnie. She should get the message fairly soon


  • #11
    Alessandra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,276 ✭✭✭Alessandra


    brummytom wrote: »
    D'you have those Asian women in the middle of shopping centres over there, that 'thread' hair from women's faces?

    Threading is not as readily available in Ireland as it is in the UK. Threading is not recommended for the upper lip. It is better to get it waxed apparently.


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  • #12
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    brummytom wrote: »
    D'you have those Asian women in the middle of shopping centres over there, that 'thread' hair from women's faces?

    I've seen that in Amsterdam. Weird looking.


  • #13
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Don't say anything, she is probably embarrassed enough by it and you saying something will be mortifying. If it's noticeble enough for you to see it I'm sure she knows it's there and will probably get it sorted herself.


  • #14
    Lillylilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭Lillylilly


    Unless it's giving you a rash when you're kissing her- SAY NOTHING!!!!!


  • #15
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    If your a man you should say "God, i wish i could grow a moustache like yours".


  • #16
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Say something like "you'd be really hot if you got rid of the ronnie". Women love stuff like that.


  • #17
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Maybe she likes having a moustache. I know I do. [sometimes]


  • #18
    newmember2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭newmember2


    You won't be complaining when it's caressing your balls when you're 69ing with her.


  • #19
    Ginger Nut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭Ginger Nut


    brummytom wrote: »
    D'you have those Asian women in the middle of shopping centres over there, that 'thread' hair from women's faces?

    Did you ever hear the saying "dont shoot the messenger" - keep your gob shut and say nothing!!As for threading - I got my eyebrows done just before Christmas while in Cork. The beautician in the Spa in the Metropole Hotel on McCurtain Street uses this method - it was brill - no re-growth until end of Jan


  • #20
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    WindSock wrote: »
    Maybe she likes having a moustache. I know I do. [sometimes]

    Are you a hairy Mary?


  • #21
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Take a photo of her where the moustache is really obvious then e-mail it to her or put it on facebook.


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  • #22
    Ginger Nut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭Ginger Nut


    bonerm wrote: »
    Are you a hairy Mary?

    Naw - Just the eyebrows - how about yourself??????


  • #23
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    bonerm wrote: »
    Are you a hairy Mary?

    I'm a bit of a testosterone Tessie alright. It's ok though. Keeps me warm in winter.


  • #24
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Ginger Nut wrote: »
    Naw - Just the eyebrows - how about yourself??????

    Me, hairy? Well did ya ever see that guy Grizzly Adams? Well I look like his bear.


  • #25
    Ginger Nut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭Ginger Nut


    bonerm wrote: »
    Me, hairy? Well did ya ever see that guy Grizzly Adams? Well I look like his bear.

    So your Mam kinda Knitted you!!!!


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Tell her you admire her dedication to charity but Movember is over a long time now.


  • #27
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    WindSock wrote: »
    I'm a bit of a testosterone Tessie alright. It's ok though. Keeps me warm in winter.

    Nice. Do anything fancy with the armpits? Plats, corn-rows etc?


  • #28
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    I don't get this. If she spends time bleaching why doesn't she just have it waxed or use a bit of Veet. It would take the same amount of time, a tache on a woman is one thing I can't stand, FFS its so easily dealt with.


  • #29
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    hi [friends name],

    I've been bleaching my hairy arse for a while now but the hair is growing too course and dark and the bleach isn't doing much.
    i was thinking of trying waxing my hairy arse now. Do you know if that stuff is any good?


  • #30
    eirmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭eirmail


    Just email here a link to this thread from an anonymous email address.

    If you want to I can send her an email , just PM me her email address.


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  • #31
    vibe666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    get a pic of her and one of tom sellick and post them up HERE and then set the link to it as her homepage on her PC. :D


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