Female Moustache

NavyandBlue

A friend of mine is starting to grow a bit of a moustache and I would like some advice on the best way of telling her to do something about it.
She clearly bleaches it but at this stage bleach will hide it no more.

Just for the record, she's not ugly or anything, and she's up-to-date with all the latest fashion trends so no Susan Boyle comparisons please!

MaybeLogic

NavyandBlue wrote: »

A friend of mine is starting to grow a bit of a moustache and I would like some advice on the best way of telling her to do something about it.
She clearly bleaches it but at this stage bleach will hide it no more.

Just for the record, she's not ugly or anything, and she's up-to-date with all the latest fashion trends so no Susan Boyle comparisons please!

Gillette. The best a man woman can get.

Serious answer; Laser it, I suppose.

kowloon

Far too awkward, I wouldn't say anything.

Raemie

just leave it, she'll probably decide herself to wax at some point

Alessandra

Are you male? If so DO NOT say anything.. Get a female friend to bring up waxing..
Really don't see how it's a problem for you though? If the girl is making an effort to conceal it then she knows it's there...

Gillington

Strategically sit here in front of a mirror next time she comes over and give her a glass of milk,see if she notices and gets embarrassed!

AnonoBoy

Give her a Burt Reynolds poster and say "hint hint!"

brummytom

D'you have those Asian women in the middle of shopping centres over there, that 'thread' hair from women's faces?

Abi

Just tell her shes growin a tom selleck. she will heart you for it.

Buford T Justice

Just start callin her Ronnie. She should get the message fairly soon

Alessandra

brummytom wrote: »

D'you have those Asian women in the middle of shopping centres over there, that 'thread' hair from women's faces?

Threading is not as readily available in Ireland as it is in the UK. Threading is not recommended for the upper lip. It is better to get it waxed apparently.

MaybeLogic

brummytom wrote: »

D'you have those Asian women in the middle of shopping centres over there, that 'thread' hair from women's faces?

I've seen that in Amsterdam. Weird looking.

smellslikeshoes

Don't say anything, she is probably embarrassed enough by it and you saying something will be mortifying. If it's noticeble enough for you to see it I'm sure she knows it's there and will probably get it sorted herself.

Lillylilly

Unless it's giving you a rash when you're kissing her- SAY NOTHING!!!!!

pablomakaveli

If your a man you should say "God, i wish i could grow a moustache like yours".

bonerm

Say something like "you'd be really hot if you got rid of the ronnie". Women love stuff like that.

WindSock

Maybe she likes having a moustache. I know I do. [sometimes]

newmember2

You won't be complaining when it's caressing your balls when you're 69ing with her.

Ginger Nut

brummytom wrote: »

D'you have those Asian women in the middle of shopping centres over there, that 'thread' hair from women's faces?

Did you ever hear the saying "dont shoot the messenger" - keep your gob shut and say nothing!!As for threading - I got my eyebrows done just before Christmas while in Cork. The beautician in the Spa in the Metropole Hotel on McCurtain Street uses this method - it was brill - no re-growth until end of Jan

bonerm

WindSock wrote: »

Maybe she likes having a moustache. I know I do. [sometimes]

Are you a hairy Mary?

Sea Sharp

Take a photo of her where the moustache is really obvious then e-mail it to her or put it on facebook.

Ginger Nut

bonerm wrote: »

Are you a hairy Mary?

Naw - Just the eyebrows - how about yourself??????

WindSock

bonerm wrote: »

Are you a hairy Mary?

I'm a bit of a testosterone Tessie alright. It's ok though. Keeps me warm in winter.

bonerm

Ginger Nut wrote: »

Naw - Just the eyebrows - how about yourself??????

Me, hairy? Well did ya ever see that guy Grizzly Adams? Well I look like his bear.

Ginger Nut

bonerm wrote: »

Me, hairy? Well did ya ever see that guy Grizzly Adams? Well I look like his bear.

So your Mam kinda Knitted you!!!!

RobbieTheRobber

Tell her you admire her dedication to charity but Movember is over a long time now.

bonerm

WindSock wrote: »

I'm a bit of a testosterone Tessie alright. It's ok though. Keeps me warm in winter.

Nice. Do anything fancy with the armpits? Plats, corn-rows etc?

Lux23

I don't get this. If she spends time bleaching why doesn't she just have it waxed or use a bit of Veet. It would take the same amount of time, a tache on a woman is one thing I can't stand, FFS its so easily dealt with.

star.chaser

hi [friends name],

I've been bleaching my hairy arse for a while now but the hair is growing too course and dark and the bleach isn't doing much.
i was thinking of trying waxing my hairy arse now. Do you know if that stuff is any good?

eirmail

Just email here a link to this thread from an anonymous email address.

If you want to I can send her an email , just PM me her email address.

vibe666

get a pic of her and one of tom sellick and post them up HERE and then set the link to it as her homepage on her PC.

BizzyC

Get a child to say it, people cant be mad at children...

Noopti

You don't need to say anything. If she is growing a bit of a Willie O'Dea then she has surely already realised it and either:
a) Doesn't care

or

b) Is already in the process of trying to sort it

No need for you to get involved.

Dudess

NavyandBlue wrote: »

A friend of mine is starting to grow a bit of a moustache and I would like some advice on the best way of telling her to do something about it. She clearly bleaches it but at this stage bleach will hide it no more.

I can understand how it would affect you terribly all right, but try not to let it get to you, and just ignore it...

Just for the record, she's not ugly or anything, and she's up-to-date with all the latest fashion trends

Oh thank god! It's good to know your friends have the qualities friends should have...

Lux23 wrote: »

a tache on a woman is one thing I can't stand, FFS its so easily dealt with.

WHY... would ya care?

biko

Just duct tape it when she is passed out drunk.
How manly men wax.

smellslikeshoes

Magnus wrote: »

Just duct tape it when she is passed out drunk.
How manly men wax.

Manly men don't wax

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Dudess wrote: »

I can understand how it would affect you terribly all right, but try not to let it get to you, and just ignore it...

Oh thank god! It's good to know your friends have the qualities friends should have...

WHY... would ya care?

Touchy subject?:P

stovelid

Nickname her Kitchener.

She'll get the message.

Lux23

Dudess wrote: »

I can understand how it would affect you terribly all right, but try not to let it get to you, and just ignore it...

Oh thank god! It's good to know your friends have the qualities friends should have...

WHY... would ya care?

Because it looks disgusting and in my mind is akin to not washing. Every woman has some kind of facial hair but when its clearly visible you have to do something.

Dudess

When people don't wash, you have to put up with the honk if you're near them, so therefore it affects you.

When people have physical attributes that you deem disgusting but otherwise it doesn't impinge on you, ignore?

sexdwarf

NavyandBlue wrote: »

A friend of mine is starting to grow a bit of a moustache and I would like some advice on the best way of telling her to do something about it.
She clearly bleaches it but at this stage bleach will hide it no more.

Just for the record, she's not ugly or anything, and she's up-to-date with all the latest fashion trends so no Susan Boyle comparisons please!

How does her ronnie affect you in any way or shape? Why feel the urge to tell her? Clearly she's doing something about it, leave her be. If she wanted to wax it instead of bleaching it she'd have done that already. Some people get rashes when they wax, a beard of spots isn't going to look any better

Dudess

baz2009 wrote: »

Touchy subject?:P

God yeah, this is a picture of me...

Nforce

Break it to her gently over a nice mug of tea :D

Noopti

You seem pretty obsessed over your friends lucious lips.............

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Dudess wrote: »

God yeah, this is a picture of me...

Awh:(

Lux23

Dudess wrote: »

When people don't wash, you have to put up with the honk if you're near them, so therefore it affects you.

When people have physical attributes that you deem disgusting but otherwise it doesn't impinge on you, ignore?

Its hard to ignore a whacking great ronnie on a woman, I am not talking about a bit of fuzz on your lip. I mean actual whiskers! Its distracting as hell.

Noopti

Lux23 wrote: »

Its hard to ignore a whacking great ronnie on a woman, I am not talking about a bit of fuzz on your lip. I mean actual whiskers! Its distracting as hell.

Just because it is distracting doesn't mean they should be obliged to remove it.

Lux23

Noopti wrote: »

Just because it is distracting doesn't mean they should be obliged to remove it.

But why would they want to keep it? That's my question, why does a woman with a very visible moustache not do anything about it?

stovelid

OP planning to drop the mouth on her mate but needs a smooth lip first?

The Pontiac

Could she not just have a shave? I think it's an urban myth that it causes the hair to grow back faster.

The number of women who shave their face is on the rise. Once upon a time a woman might whack away at a rogue hair or two sprouting from her upper lip or chin, but now she is more inclined to want all traces of peach fuzz gone from the entire face.
The first and most common misunderstanding when it comes to shaving is that the hair will grow back darker and thicker. While this is indeed possible, the hair will only thicken and darken up when the skin becomes stressed by invasive shaving techniques and chemically inappropriate product ingredients.

sexdwarf

Lux23 wrote: »

But why would they want to keep it? That's my question, why does a woman with a very visible moustache not do anything about it?

Because lots of people have a reaction to waxes & Veet and chemicals like that. Or maybe she's just happy with the bleaching.