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Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

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  • #392
    Dj Stiggie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Dj Stiggie


    Syphilis

    Affectionately Syph among his mates


  • #393
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Luckily I do not listen to that kind of colourful language.:eek:


  • #394
    flag123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 374 ✭✭flag123


    Bez
    Gez
    Mez
    Caz
    Daz
    Mc Gangus
    Bonzer
    Redzer



    Funniest one was Gold Teeth!...Obvious he got this from his moldy teeth which went from beyond natural yellow tint to full on dooorty gold:p


  • #395
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    "Horse money" named after the old 20pence


  • #396
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Anyone who judges a person on their name is, in my opinion, a scumbag.


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  • #397
    messymess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭messymess


    Terry wrote: »
    Anyone who judges a person on their name is, in my opinion, a scumbag.

    That's a bit strong in fairness.


  • #398
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    messymess wrote: »
    That's a bit strong in fairness.
    Are you disagreeing with my opinion, or are you judging people on their name?


  • #399
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Used to play football against a lad from Bluebell called Moonhead.

    Quality name!


  • #400
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Horse
    Chunk - theres always one
    Old egg
    Skag
    Whacker
    Cheeseburger
    Frosty


    Cant remember any more, generally hear alot of the above when in school on the northside.


  • #401
    Catari Jaguar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    I did a boxing fight night with some inner city lads and they tried to convince the commentator to change this big fat fella's boxing nickname to "Snackbox" when he left the hall :D


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  • #402
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Beyonce. Not that there's anthing wrong with the singer or her name but when the offspring of a random drug addled skanger outside the square are named ths you have to fear for the human race.


  • #403
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    Deco
    Anto
    Gunz
    Marko
    Whacko

    Worst I heard was a mother calling her son Courto. Yes fcuking Courto. I thought she said Kurto at first but then she said to her mate called Jacinta "Me fella is up in court tomorra. Bleeding muppa was caught robbin a foreigny fella."

    To which Jacinta replied "Hopefully Courto junior won't be wiou his daddy for too long"

    Which means the father is Courto senior. What is wrong with some people?


  • #404
    Traumadoc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Traumadoc


    Pighead wrote: »
    Charles, Bartholomew, Sean, Raymond, Beverley, Liam.

    You can add Willy O and Ivor to that list.


  • #405
    Catari Jaguar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    Le King wrote: »
    Me fella is up in court tomorra. Bleeding muppa was caught robbin a foreigny fella."

    To which Jacinta replied "Hopefully Courto junior won't be wiou his daddy for too long"

    Love your spelling of skang pronunciation there! :D


  • #406
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    cherub rock wrote: »
    Love your spelling of skang pronunciation there! :D


    can't beat.

    I wanna Fiaaaaaarrrrieee


  • #407
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Beaner, beanzer, batman, shakey, solidifier, jamzer, humpy cunty, egg face, cat woman, chopper, rust bucket, muncher, baldy locks, pricko, TheRiddler, haenus anus, smiley, **** face.


  • #408
    shinikins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,842 ✭✭✭shinikins


    Dj Stiggie wrote: »
    Syphilis

    Affectionately Syph among his mates


    Lol at that, my dad's nicknamed a neighbour of ours Syphilis, cos she's irritating as fúck and just as hard to get rid of!

    Lived near a Slash years ago, named that because of his penchant for using knives on anyone who crossed him, and carving his arms up. Terrible nice fella, you just wouldn't want to annoy him!:D


  • #409
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Terry wrote: »
    Anyone who judges a person on their name is, in my opinion, a scumbag.
    messymess wrote: »
    That's a bit strong in fairness.
    Terry wrote: »
    Are you disagreeing with my opinion, or are you judging people on their name?

    I read the third quote in some kind of over lord voice,then i remembered this http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056023789 :D


  • #410
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    shinikins wrote: »
    Lol at that, my dad has Syphilis, cos he's banging the irritating as fúck neighbour and just as hard to get rid of as she is!:D

    Oh dear


  • #411
    heavyballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,683 ✭✭✭heavyballs


    Snackser Groves(i bet someone on here knows him)


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  • #412
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    heavyballs wrote: »
    Snackser Groves(i bet someone on here knows him)

    Me and old Snackser go waaaaaaaaaaay back! Not.


  • #413
    wicklowstar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭wicklowstar


    Shakira..
    When I was working in Dunnes some woman called out for her little one.."Shakeeeeeeraa"
    Classic!
    Everyone on the tills just burst there balls laughing. Not me though, i dont have balls


  • #414
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Pierre
    Orlando

    and

    Fraulein. :D


  • #415
    Misanthrope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Misanthrope


    Antknee and Jissintah (Scobian for Anthony and Jacinta )

    Gadgee

    Fantabaz

    Nobber

    Skitch

    Rats

    Josser

    Latchy

    Razzer


  • #416
    Faith+1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    I heard Ripper and Tiddles before.


  • #417
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Gacky and Sixpence.


  • #418
    jugger0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    Brown fingers
    gobbo
    ego reg
    brick
    blade
    disco
    robbin wood
    biscuits


  • #419
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Male name: Spider

    Female name:Jam-mall-da


  • #420
    GHOST MGG2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭GHOST MGG2


    gitsie
    bomber
    gickna
    madser
    fortybellys
    gee-eye
    spanner-eye
    all the above from personal experience lol:P


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  • #421
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    Gacky and Sixpence.
    jugger0 wrote: »
    Brown fingers
    gobbo
    ego reg
    brick
    blade
    disco
    robbin wood
    biscuits
    GHOST MGG2 wrote: »
    gitsie
    bomber
    gickna
    madser
    fortybellys
    gee-eye
    spanner-eye
    all the above from personal experience lol:P

    They must be all related. :pac:


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