Nutcases you have met/know

johnnyskeleton · 11-02-2010 12:49AM

DeVore wrote: »

I run boards.

'nuff said really....

DeV.

But to what end?

johnnyskeleton · 11-02-2010 12:51AM

Charco wrote: »

I discovered that he had been kicked out of UCD for being caught, more than once, masterbating in the computer labs, and even worse he did it while people were sitting in the room with him.

Are you sure he wasn't just kicked out for chewing gum?

Pompey Magnus · 11-02-2010 12:53AM

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Are you sure he wasn't just kicked out for chewing gum?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was the public **** which was the culprit tbh.

johnnyskeleton · 11-02-2010 12:57AM

Charco wrote: »

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was the public **** which was the culprit tbh.

Could you have misheard it?

Once in a busy courtroom there was a defendant chewing gum and acting very aloof. The judge asked his crier to "ask the accused to stop masticating". The crier turned to the accused and said "Get your hands out of your pockets."

No?

11-02-2010 01:02AM

My brother's ex. When they broke up she lied that she was pregnant to try to keep him. I also heard a story about her stalking one of his friends.

I'd say I might be considered a nutjob to some people as I'm such a recluse; I spend a lot of time alone. Lived in a house share for just over a year and hardly spoke to any of the people I shared with.

The_B_Man · 11-02-2010 01:04AM

I used to live with a youngfella. He was nice and friendly, you'd get one well and when ya come home from work he'd always be there to say hello and have a bit of banter.
The only problem is he used to bite! Not hard, and it was more in a playful kinda way and didnt hurt much, but still!! He also used to sh*t in the corner! Like every day! Sometimes in the middle of the carpet! The pissin was bad enough but the sh*te was terrible!! The whole apartment would stink! Sometimes he'd chew on ur clothes and rip holes in them! After a while we trained him to go to the toilet in one place. it still stunk but at least it wasnt in the sitting room. I dont think an apartment is any place for a cocker spaniel either way! Its too small! Drove him mental!

Pompey Magnus · 11-02-2010 01:04AM

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Could you have misheard it?

Once in a busy courtroom there was a defendant chewing gum and acting very aloof. The judge asked his crier to "ask the accused to stop masticating". The crier turned to the accused and said "Get your hands out of your pockets."

No?

Well he did have to attend two disciplinary meetings with senior staff, he was reprimanded after the first time and kicked out after the second. I doubt they would go to that much trouble over some chewing gum. No, definitely **** :pac:.

Also I did hear the story back from several unconnected sources so I think its pretty reliable.

johnnyskeleton · 11-02-2010 01:08AM

Charco wrote: »

Well he did have to attend two disciplinary meetings with senior staff, he was reprimanded after the first time and kicked out after the second. I doubt they would go to that much trouble over some chewing gum. No, definitely **** :pac:.

Also I did hear the story back from several unconnected sources so I think its pretty reliable.

Maybe they misheard too?

Pompey Magnus · 11-02-2010 01:13AM

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Maybe they misheard too?

Well, I guess it is possible although incredibly unlikely. Anyway getting kicked for chewing gum is much less interesting though so I'm gonna stick with original.

Doc · 11-02-2010 01:14AM

irishh_bob wrote: »

this thread has taught me one thing , most people have never met a real nutcase

Well I found out from one of my neighbors that the woman who was outside my door had been there since 9 o'clock that day and I got home at 5:30. Although I wouldn’t call her a nutcase because I hate when people are called things like that she clearly had major issues.

As you seem to think everyone’s stories here are trivial maybe you actually have a story to contribute to the thread?

dsmythy · 11-02-2010 01:19AM

Dull and Boring wrote: »

My sister, also when she was in college, ended up living with a girl who had crosses all over her room and slept with rosary beads around her neck.

My god that woman's pure evil. Do you still have nightmares about religious people?

MistyCheese wrote: »

Great! I'm always looking to add to my list of Stereotypes Regarding People Who Smoke Weed

* Lazy
* Get "munchies"
* Are always giggling
* Do not wash
* Gay
* Racist
* Nutjobs

Thank you for such an enlightning post.

What?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 11-02-2010 01:25AM

The_B_Man wrote: »

I used to live with a youngfella. He was nice and friendly, you'd get one well and when ya come home from work he'd always be there to say hello and have a bit of banter.

...

I dont think an apartment is any place for a cocker spaniel either way! Its too small! Drove him mental!

Where can I find this talking dog?

lynski · 11-02-2010 01:26AM

nutjobs? know a few, i think the worse one was a guy i knew through work. He would pretend he was an IT manager with a big budget to spend and get friendly with female sales staff and stalk them. stalked me and 2 other girls in the company i worked and another 2 i know for other companies. none of us knew at the time he was talking to the others and he really wormed his way in initially. he would convince himself that there was a relationship going on and then start turning up places, endless phone calls, trapped one girl in a lift in her apartment block. i was quite naive and not long in a sorta sales role so he used to call into the office for coffee or take me to lunch to pick my brains, then he got me to go to his 'christmas party', not too unusual as we went to a few client christmas parties, when i get there it is a cosy table for 2 in his friends restaurant, his friend is delighted to meet his new girl and he is asking when i am dumping my boyfriend. did not want to pissoff the potentially big client for the company, but the mobile number got changed the next day and he went on my banned call list in the office. found out a few weeks later that he was at the same thing with another girl in the office and a then in 2 other companies. creepy. turns out he got fired for not getting his job done, his job was to cable the new offices for his company and the it manager was totally pissed when he found out he had been going out getting quotes and tenders from IT companies for business that was already under contract and obviously not the remit of the cabling guy.
When we mentioned his name a few months later to a new male work colleague he told us that the guy had stalked a sister of one of his friends years before. he was scary and very very sad.

Dull and Boring · 11-02-2010 01:34AM

dsmythy wrote: »

My god that woman's pure evil. Do you still have nightmares about religious people?

Hmm, you're a feisty one aren't you...;) No nightmares, next time an overly religious person, you know like the cult type, comes near me I'll let you know.

latenia · 11-02-2010 02:16AM

Doc wrote: »

When I was living in London I came back to the ground floor flat I shared with 4 other people to find a large black woman standing outside my door. She was dressed in a really colorful outfit and large hat. It was the kind of outfit that I have seen African women wear going to church before. She looked really angry and was standing with her hand on her hips and nose about 1cm away from the door.

Sorry, it had to be done

The_B_Man · 11-02-2010 02:57AM

Rhett Scruffy Thresh wrote: »

Where can I find this talking dog?

He didnt speak english. He spoke some yippy yippy barky barky sort of language. Couldnt understand a word he was saying. Total weirdo!

Dudess · 11-02-2010 03:11AM

My cousin told me about a girl in her class who used to go 'round barking like a dog and biting people.

Gaunty · 11-02-2010 04:04AM

latenia wrote: »

Sorry, it had to be done

Absolutely brilliant!

paulplonk · 11-02-2010 04:10AM

@ latenia: class:D

paulplonk · 11-02-2010 04:18AM

@OP, nutjobs or gay racist nutjobs?

me: gay nutjob

anonymous_joe · 11-02-2010 04:46AM

There was a girl I knew ages ago, and she cheated on her boyfriend. The bloke she cheated on had no idea (and didn't actually care) that she'd had a boyfriend, but to cover it up, she attempted to accuse him of rape. Charming young lass.

Also, my ex girlfriend's mother has to get a mention, an alcoholic who used to show up at her daughter's apartment and call her a failure and a disappointment. And follow her. And tell her the same. Apparently she'd abused my ex when she was younger too.

Pretty much any contact with her mother when I knew her would then leave my ex in bits, because, quite understandably she couldn't cope. Including the memorable time she told my ex that she was an accident, unwanted, and that her father had raped her mother, leading to the birth of her daughter. Poor girl was heartbroken after that.

NothingMan · 11-02-2010 10:23AM

lynski wrote: »

his job was to cable the new offices for his company and the it manager was totally pissed when he found out he had been going out getting quotes and tenders from IT companies for business that was already under contract and obviously not the remit of the cabling guy.
When we mentioned his name a few months later to a new male work colleague he told us that the guy had stalked a sister of one of his friends years before. he was scary and very very sad.

Ah yes I've heard of that guy, didn't Jim Carrey play him in the biopic?

Irishcrx · 11-02-2010 05:28PM

Yep, I knew a genuine nutcase unfortunatly, he lived with me for a few weeks. First impressions seemed like a decent guy but within a few days he began to show his true colours.

He was OBSESSED with the Halloween films, and I mean mental with them. The 2'nd night there I came in from work and he was sitting watching one, me and another lad sat and joined him while he got pissed and proceeded to stop it every 5 mins to let us know exactly what was happening in every ****ing scene, i mean it's bloody obvious really.

Got worst after that , chap was drunk 24/7 around the gaff, just sat there watching halloween films over and over and over, one night we came in after being out and he was sitting in full Micheal Myers costume, mask and all watching them, he'd walk around the gaff in the suite aswell when everyone was asleep in the dark, then we found out he had a load of knives in his bedroom , big ****ing knives aswell that he started carrying around.

One night he was drunk and had mates over and ended up "Accidently" cutting his mates throat, had to drive him straight to a & e, he ended up being alright. Then we heard stories of a guy in Drogheda stalking peoples back gardens and attacking a girl in a lane in full costume, we knew it had to be him and that he lived in that area before he came to us, so we kicked him out or said we'd call the guards.

Scary bloke all round.

BillyBoyBad · 11-02-2010 06:53PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

Yep, I knew a genuine nutcase unfortunatly, he lived with me for a few weeks. First impressions seemed like a decent guy but within a few days he began to show his true colours.

He was OBSESSED with the Halloween films, and I mean mental with them. The 2'nd night there I came in from work and he was sitting watching one, me and another lad sat and joined him while he got pissed and proceeded to stop it every 5 mins to let us know exactly what was happening in every ****ing scene, i mean it's bloody obvious really.

Got worst after that , chap was drunk 24/7 around the gaff, just sat there watching halloween films over and over and over, one night we came in after being out and he was sitting in full Micheal Myers costume, mask and all watching them, he'd walk around the gaff in the suite aswell when everyone was asleep in the dark, then we found out he had a load of knives in his bedroom , big ****ing knives aswell that he started carrying around.

One night he was drunk and had mates over and ended up "Accidently" cutting his mates throat, had to drive him straight to a & e, he ended up being alright. Then we heard stories of a guy in Drogheda stalking peoples back gardens and attacking a girl in a lane in full costume, we knew it had to be him and that he lived in that area before he came to us, so we kicked him out or said we'd call the guards.

Scary bloke all round.

Should have really informed the Gardaí about this guy.

Dionysus · 11-02-2010 07:04PM

A guy in my class when we were 13 went chopping wood one summer and on the way back grabbed a girl and started chopping her. She lived, but according to all the papers that day, where it was the main story, she was only minutes away from death itself.

He seemed like a nice fella until a few detectives dropped into the school one day, took him away and told him they didn't think he'd ever need his schoolbag again when he asked 'Will I bring my schoolbag?'

I met him about 6 years later after he came out of Trinity House and he said to me he didn't know what happened on the day and 'It could happen anytime'. There you have it.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 11-02-2010 07:32PM

Irishcrx wrote: »

Yep, I knew a genuine nutcase unfortunatly, he lived with me for a few weeks. First impressions seemed like a decent guy but within a few days he began to show his true colours.

He was OBSESSED with the Halloween films, and I mean mental with them. The 2'nd night there I came in from work and he was sitting watching one, me and another lad sat and joined him while he got pissed and proceeded to stop it every 5 mins to let us know exactly what was happening in every ****ing scene, i mean it's bloody obvious really.

Got worst after that , chap was drunk 24/7 around the gaff, just sat there watching halloween films over and over and over, one night we came in after being out and he was sitting in full Micheal Myers costume, mask and all watching them, he'd walk around the gaff in the suite aswell when everyone was asleep in the dark, then we found out he had a load of knives in his bedroom , big ****ing knives aswell that he started carrying around.

One night he was drunk and had mates over and ended up "Accidently" cutting his mates throat, had to drive him straight to a & e, he ended up being alright. Then we heard stories of a guy in Drogheda stalking peoples back gardens and attacking a girl in a lane in full costume, we knew it had to be him and that he lived in that area before he came to us, so we kicked him out or said we'd call the guards.

Scary bloke all round.

I might be totally wrong but I have the vaguest memory of reading a thread where a dude would hang around in some small town dressed up as Michael Myers. Could it be...?

xoxyx · 11-02-2010 07:57PM

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

But to what end?

To the MAX!!!!

http://www.explosm.net/comics/835/

nlgbbbblth · 11-02-2010 09:48PM

Dudess wrote: »

A friend of a friend introduced herself to another girl by asking her if she takes it up the ass.

all introductions should be made that way!

AckwelFoley · 11-02-2010 09:52PM

Nutcases?

Athlone is full of them.

Most of them were kicked out of Longford for showing vague signs of an IQ

Pompey Magnus · 11-02-2010 09:53PM

nlgbbbblth wrote: »

all introductions should be made that way!

Hi nlgbbbblth, I'm Charco. So do you take it up the ass?

Nutcases you have met/know

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