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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,009 ✭✭✭WhiskeyGoblin


    CDfm is a millionare, who owns Boards, and likes to lurk on 4chan like a trolll :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Marko doesnt know how to leave his mark!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls has written a song for next years Eurovision called " I may be a Vegetarian(but Im gonna shoot me a turkey)".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Cdfm has formed a duet with JG and they will accompany themselves with CDfm on banjo and JG will play her accordion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Deki is a Country and Western singer in her native Ohio. Her support of John Kerry in the 2004 Presidential election is said to have cost him the state and the election.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm's really excited having heard about Halifax losing all those jobs, he's been up all night trying to find one of them for himself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow had a Halifax bank account but closed it down as he could not get convenient flight to Halifax to get him money out.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    CDfm went to the wrong Halifax and couldn't get any money out.

    ca-halifax.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Dolanbaker went to the Halifax and when the cashier asked him would he like to make a withdrawal he said "No, I prefer condoms cos theyre Safer"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm was asked by his ghey decorator "How do you like it now its up ?".......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Ewww Colrow. You will never paint the ceiling with your roller stuck on that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Whilst CDfm was being roguered by his Halifax bank manager, he was reminded in no uncertain terms that any withdrawal would lead to a loss of interest


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Capful made a very small deposit on the counter in Halifax last week, the clerk wiped it away with her tissue "well you must have a very large car" she smirked


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Staker used to squeeze his zits onto his tooth brush every morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Pot Noodle stayed at stakers house last night and used his toothbrush this morning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,009 ✭✭✭WhiskeyGoblin


    CDfm also joined in with staker and Pot Noodle =


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    marko is so jealous he always wants a good threesome, and thinks CDfm and staker would be a total turn on!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls keeps pming me to agree to a threesome :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    CDfm agreed to tie himself naked to the Spire with a red rose in his mouth for the benefit of beleaguered botanists in Botswana (BBB society).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Valmont fantasises about a threesome with a twix, she always liked the idea of two dark hard ones in her mouth at the same time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    staker is getting good with one finger!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Joes Girls is hoping for a job with NAMA claiming her " recent experience with a watchdog even though its only a puppy it poohs like a big dog"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    CDFM goes to work wearing a skintight purple and yellow-striped catsuit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Kelle2 is a cross dressing transexual called fred, who tests peoples stool samples for illness, when he finds a dodgy poo he shouts bingo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Pot noodle is a new term for a very peculiar, undignified-looking position in Yoga.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Pot Noodle likes to eat faeces and can be seen sifting daily in the waste bins behind Kelle's laboratory, he gives hours talking shit

    Kelle laid her mat behind Pot Noodle once at yoga, it was the first time she saw green air


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Stakers yoga class has been closed down by the HSE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    CDfm had a "weena" transplant with a Gnat. His wife requested the operation in order to improve both girth & length


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Pot Noodle = decided to try out reverse psychology when housetraining his dog and now happily pees against the coatstand in the hall during the ad breaks with the dog.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm wants to know if we can sustite donkeys over here.

    Judicial authorities set to fix value of blood money anew
    Muhammad Al-Sulami I Arab News

    JEDDAH: Judiciary authorities in Saudi Arabia have started checking the prices of camels all over the Kingdom to determine a more accurate value for blood money (diyyah).

    The Supreme Judiciary Council’s value for blood money, which is paid after a conviction for semi-intentional (SR110,000) and unintentional murder (SR100,000), was last fixed in 1980.

    The move to re-evaluate these figures has come in the wake of huge rises in camel prices in Saudi Arabia and other Gulf countries. Some breeds cost millions of riyals.

    According to Islamic tradition, blood money is calculated on the basis of the market value of camels as the Shariah stipulates that a victim’s family must be compensated by giving them 100 camels — 80 female and 20 male. The male camels should be no more than one year old, while the females should be split into four of groups of 20. The age of the animals in the first female group should be one year, the second group two years, and so forth.

    Members of the General Commission of the Riyadh High Court will check the prices of camels in various parts of the Kingdom with the help of chief auctioneers at livestock markets.

    A number of camel owners told Arab News prices range from SR3,000 for young camels to SR20,000 for old camels, depending on the breed and gender. Rare breeds can fetch millions of riyals, they said.

    Suwailam bin Jary, who is chief auctioneer for camels at the livestock market in Jeddah, said rare breeds, usually owned by rich people, are never sold in open markets but privately.

    “I have been working in the livestock market for more than 25 years and have never seen a rare breed camel being sold there,” he said.

    He added camels sold at the market are designated for slaughter, breeding or trade.

    “These are the camels specified for the payment of diyyah,” he explained.

    Camel breeder Hamoud Al-Harbi said camels specified for the payment of diyyah should not be of a rare breed as they are too expensive for ordinary people. “We have to think of poor and low-income people while evaluating the prices of camels for blood money, especially as rich people will never be bothered by prices no matter how high they are,” he said.

    Al-Harbi expressed hope that camels would not be affected by price hikes, as it would lead to an increase in diyyah.

    Islamic scholar Sheikh Nasser Al-Jabri cited a Hadith (saying) of the Prophet (peace be upon him) on why the value of the blood money is 100 camels.

    “During the time of the Prophet the camels would be tied up in front of the house of the victim’s family as blood money,” the scholar said.

    Al-Jabri said the camels were chosen for the payment of diyyah as they were the most expensive animals at the time.

    “This was to deliver justice, deter the aggressor and ensure the victim’s children were able to lead a good life,” he explained.

    He urged the commission not to include the prices of rare breeds in their assessment of camel prices.


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