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The Official "woo-hoo/anti-moan" Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Craguls


    phlegms wrote: »
    I know how to bypass the swear filter more effectively than I just did, but fúck it, I like the look of that wee line floating majestically above the U. Makes me feel immensely patriotic.

    Tíocfaidh ár lá etc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,699 ✭✭✭Brian


    My electric blanket is working again!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    If you'd stop wetting the bed, it wouldn't have been broken in the first place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    Boston wrote: »
    If you'd stop wetting the bed, it wouldn't have been broken in the first place.

    Nah, when he was riding yore ma, there was too much weight on it and it broke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    SligoBrewer, not everyone's mother is an over weight traveller, you're just special.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    Boston wrote: »
    SligoBrewer, not everyone's mother is an over weight traveller, you're just special.

    Boston, I expected better from you. I'm disappointed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    Sexy new netbook arrived today. I am going to be the most productive student in the history of the Arts block.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,979 ✭✭✭Jammyc


    What a difference just one more gig of RAM makes..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    phlegms wrote: »
    Sexy new netbook arrived today. I am going to be the most productive student in the history of the Arts block.

    I reiterate, you will never be Sam, even with a shiny netbook.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators Posts: 8,314 Mod ✭✭✭✭Jonathan


    phlegms wrote: »
    Sexy new netbook arrived today. I am going to be the most unproductive student in the history of the Arts block.
    fyp.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    phlegms wrote: »
    Sexy new netbook arrived today. I am going to be the most productive student in the history of the Arts block.

    Shoulda got a Macbook.

    Is Fad talking about history Sam? Or some boards Sam I don't know about? I don't know why I'm addressing this ti Phlegms.

    Fad, are you talking about Sam who does history, or some boards Sam I don't know about?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators Posts: 8,314 Mod ✭✭✭✭Jonathan


    Shoulda got a Macbook.
    Why would you do something so silly? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    Shoulda got a Macbook.

    Is Fad talking about history Sam? Or some boards Sam I don't know about? I don't know why I'm addressing this ti Phlegms.

    Fad, are you talking about Sam who does history, or some boards Sam I don't know about?

    I shouldn't of got a macbook as they are overpriced.. and I'm a big filthy slut for windoze.

    Also, fad is talking about history Sam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Jonathan wrote: »
    Why would you do something so silly? :pac:

    I like white shiny things. Like a magpie, who's medium to well versed in computers.
    phlegms wrote: »
    I shouldn't of got a macbook as they are overpriced.. and I'm a big filthy slut for windoze.

    Also, fad is talking about history Sam.

    You're a big filthy slut for anything. Especially window cleaner.

    windex.jpg

    How does Fad know History Sam? (He's know a lame superhero).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    I went to school with Sam for 8 years.

    (Knew him for 2 & 1/2 of them though.....)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    You're a big filthy slut for anything. Especially window cleaner.

    windex.jpg

    You were a big filthy slut for all that knowledge I was dropping in that tutorial earlier today. Guzzlin' it so you were.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    phlegms wrote: »
    You were a big filthy slut for all that knowledge I was dropping in that tutorial earlier today. Guzzlin' it so you were.

    I think you're thinking of Grace on the stairs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 639 ✭✭✭devinejay


    Downloaded the Scarface soundtrack today, currently drowning in the cheese, with visions of cruising in a Banshee in GTA3 in my head. The synth is like a drug!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    I think you're thinking of Grace on the stairs.

    You're right, she wanted to get all up in your topman cardigan. She goes weak at the knees for that shit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    phlegms wrote: »
    You're right, she wanted to get all up in your topman cardigan. She goes weak at the knees for that shit.

    H+M actually. Metrosexuality fail.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    H+M actually. Metrosexuality fail.

    Doesn't matter where you got the loose fitting shíte draped around your emaciated physique, a hipster is still a hipster. My sentiment remains the same. As does yer' wans, or lack thereof as the case may be..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    phlegms wrote: »
    Doesn't matter where you got the loose fitting shíte draped around your emaciated physique, a hipster is still a hipster. My sentiment remains the same. As does yer' wans, or lack thereof as the case may be..

    If a hipster falls off his fixie in a forest, and there's no-one around to make a witty comment, do his skin-tight jeans still look good?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    If a hipster falls off his fixie in a forest, and there's no-one around to make a witty comment, do his skin-tight jeans still look good?

    Only if they are stone-washed black.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Think he bruised his knee when he fell off his bike, thought an umbrella and a cigarette would keep the tears of pain away:

    37jsqloFrmeqpgiivclCX7sno1_500.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    The resemblance is startling grimey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    phlegms wrote: »
    The resemblance is startling grimey.

    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    Oh for Gawd's sake, take it to PM. This isn't lunchtime in the Lecky after the Christmas holidays.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    How is any of this ****e a woo-hoo/anti-moon. This isn't the post random bollix thread. Split thread. Call it Phlegms and electors love odyssey


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭phlegms


    I wish I had an adequate "ur ma" joke to adequately convey my sentiments to yis' haterz right now. But I don't.
    Also, I thought this thread had become the de facto off topic thread for this forum seeing as we don't really have one of our own..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    Nah, its not an off-topic thread. Off-topic threads are a terrible idea


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