too early???

s-cogan · 09-02-2010 11:44AM #1

ok so,
its 10.41am on a tuesday.
im hungry.
cant eat anything in the house cos then me mam will cop that im not actualy
sick like i said i was.:eek:
(which is why im at home pretendin to be sick see??);):P

what i want to know is... is it too early to order a pizza from apache????

rsvp asap

tee hee that rhymed

:D

patmac · 09-02-2010 11:47AM

s-cogan wrote: »

ok so,
its 10.41am on a tuesday.
im hungry.
cant eat anything in the house cos then me mam will cop that im not actualy
sick like i said i was.:eek:
(which is why im at home pretendin to be sick see??);):P

what i want to know is... is it too early to order a pizza from apache????

rsvp asap

tee hee that rhymed:D

Your hungry because your smoking too much dope, judging by your post.

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 09-02-2010 11:47AM

Go to school you lazy shít.:p

What about the pizza box?
Mammys are brilliant detectives.

GavRedKing · 09-02-2010 11:48AM

So ringing a pizza and have it delivered to the house shows your sick?

Menengroth™ · 09-02-2010 11:48AM

rabble rabble middle of a recession rabble rabble taking a day off rabble rabble everyone doing their part rabble rabble

ajc100 · 09-02-2010 11:49AM

6:49 PM

Its never too early....... Somewhere.

http://www.worldtimeserver.com/current_time_in_SG.aspx

Splinter · 09-02-2010 11:49AM

well the fact apache dont open in most places til 12 at least....

s-cogan · 09-02-2010 11:54AM

eating pizza means theres no food missing from the house. (got caught that way before.
and ive got an ingenious, slightly illegal way of disposing of the box (its worked before, but later in the day)
and im only off school because i was dying last night and during the night, was slightly sick when i woke up and am fine now. (not 100% but tipping away like)
so im hungry and want pizza.

thanks for pointing out that they dont open till 12 splinter

ajc100... i salute you

themadchef · 09-02-2010 11:55AM

Ah if she's a real Irish Mammy the need to feed you will out weigh the need to kill you... mostly.

AnonoBoy · 09-02-2010 11:56AM

Just go to the shop you lazy git.

Bonito · 09-02-2010 11:58AM

s-cogan wrote: »

eating pizza means theres no food missing from the house. (got caught that way before.
and ive got an ingenious, slightly illegal way of disposing of the box (its worked before, but later in the day)
and im only off school because i was dying last night and during the night, was slightly sick when i woke up and am fine now. (not 100% but tipping away like)
so im hungry and want pizza.

thanks for pointing out that they dont open till 12 splinter

ajc100... i salute you

If it was my mammy she'd let me have the day off to eat and recover my strength before school tomorrow :P

My name is URL · 09-02-2010 11:59AM

Fake a seizure and go to the hospital for dinner, win win

Chardee MacDennis · 09-02-2010 11:59AM

Splinter wrote: »

well the fact apache dont open in most places til 12 at least....

speaking of apache and early openings, was walking to work 9 am along pearse st and there was a load of 'choong ones' and 'choong fellas', rather than calling them what i think of them, complaining that Apache wasn't open yet! boggles the mind...

Wazdakka · 09-02-2010 12:02PM

s-cogan wrote: »

im hungry.
cant eat anything in the house cos then me mam will cop that im not actualy
sick like i said i was.:eek:

Does your mum not let you eat when you're sick?

And if you're worried about evidence,
Are you going to burn the pizza boxes?

themadchef · 09-02-2010 12:04PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Just go to the shop you lazy git.

Ah come on, give the poor little fcuker a break. We've all been there (mostly).

Cant be arsed going to school "Mammy im not well" Then 11am comes and youre so hungry you could chew your own arm off. Lying there in bed thinking "maybe this wasint such a goo idea after all"

You get up and she smells the rat, you lie there and starve.....

I wish i went with the starve option more often OP, i always ended up cleaning the fcuking house for my sins!

Agricola · 09-02-2010 12:08PM

Hey OP, whats the story with your mother? I would have thought the first thing a mammy would do would be to see if your able to "keep something down" as early as possible. Whenever I used to try this scam, she'd be in to me with a list of possible foods I could eat and wanting to know which one Id want.

Saibh · 09-02-2010 12:11PM

Always plan ahead - have supply of food in your room beforehand and then you won't have to worry about starving.

BluesBerry · 09-02-2010 12:14PM

have beans on toast she wont miss 2 cuts of bread and if it your presses are like my mam's house with one press dedicated to just tinned beans they wont be missed the key here is to take food that will not be missed and covering your tracks

Make sure to clean up after you open the kitchen window so the smell of toast will be released go back to bed/sofa and try and pretend to be sick you could get the week off if you do it right;)

ejmaztec · 09-02-2010 12:15PM

Agricola wrote: »

Hey OP, whats the story with your mother? I would have thought the first thing a mammy would do would be to see if your able to "keep something down" as early as possible. Whenever I used to try this scam, she'd be in to me with a list of possible foods I could eat and wanting to know which one Id want.

There's mammies and then there's Mammies.

s-cogan · 09-02-2010 12:17PM

see the thing is, for years she would never let me off school no matter how sick i was, unless twas a hospital case like, but now she's working in cork city so is gone all day, and now that im 17, she trusts me to stay home, but not enough to let me eat if im sick. if she arrives home, and sees plates arounf the gaff she'll say "i thiught you were supposed to be sick".

wazdakk no im not gonna burn them, slightly illegal, slightly less illegal than that!!!!!!!!!

alwaysadub · 09-02-2010 12:19PM

How do you plan on getting rid of the smell from the pizza?
Oh wait no,your a teenage boy. It'll probably blend right into your room..

EDIT: Your gonna throw the empty box into the neighbours bin aren't ya?

sorrywhat · 09-02-2010 12:19PM

Have some tea and toast, that what my mam used to give me when I was sick.
Oh and flat 7up. What was with the flat 7up.

anyway Im sure some bread and teabag wont be missed!

s-cogan · 09-02-2010 12:20PM

bluesberry
there is no hope in hell that im getting more than a day or do out of this never mind a whole fcuking week.

no beans and she'll miss the bread, like someone else said, mammies are great detectives.

Paulyh · 09-02-2010 12:21PM

afaik apache may open at 12, but doesnt deliver till after 5 in the evening.......dominos is nicer thought, and you could could also eat the box using the little tiny crust dip you get in it;)

s-cogan · 09-02-2010 12:22PM

sorrywhat wrote: »

Have some tea and toast, that what my mam used to give me when I was sick.
Oh and flat 7up. What was with the flat 7up.

anyway Im sure some bread and teabag wont be missed!

flat7Up i know, she was always waterboarding me with it when i was younger and illllll
theres a bottle around somewhere but tis alright

tea and toast is lovely and spot on when your actually sick

but i want PIZZA!!!!!!!!!

NothingMan · 09-02-2010 12:23PM

Ok OP, to solve this properly whet are your "Symptoms"?

If it's the classic diarrhea then you should try and eat dry toast, but i'm sure your mother wouldn't notice some butter missing. Also you should stay hydrated so plenty of seven up to keep your energy up.

Now if you are looking for a week off then you would have to go for all out cold/flu. So sore throat blocked nose etc... In this case a bowl of cornflakes would be recommended to help clean your throat.

Basically there is no illness that would be treated by starving the patient so it's not about getting caught eating but what you eat. Ie. I wouldn't make yourself a burger or anything greasy cos that'll make you feel worse cos you're so "sick".

Me on the other hand just didn't go in, and when my Mam asked why I just said I needed a day off to relax. Mainly cos my grades where always good and I was never in trouble I got away with it.

Agricola · 09-02-2010 12:25PM

sorrywhat wrote: »

Have some tea and toast, that what my mam used to give me when I was sick.
Oh and flat 7up. What was with the flat 7up.

anyway Im sure some bread and teabag wont be missed!

Yeah what the hell is with flat 7-up. It was like some kind of magical potion which would rid you of any alement!

OP, find some food in the house thats in opened packets. Like pasta or something. Unless she keeps a notebook of how much of this food is used up, she'll never know you ate any. Then just wash up after yourself.

Alternatively you could call her out on the fact she wants her kid to starve himself to death all day!

sorrywhat · 09-02-2010 12:26PM

s-cogan wrote: »

flat7Up i know, she was always waterboarding me with it when i was younger and illllll
theres a bottle around somewhere but tis alright

tea and toast is lovely and spot on when your actually sick

but i want PIZZA!!!!!!!!!

Its not even 11.30 in the morning! Stop being a brat and have some toast otherwise mammy cogan is gonna boot your arse out that door in time for the 2nd half of school!

AnonoBoy · 09-02-2010 12:26PM

themadchef wrote: »

Ah come on, give the poor little fcuker a break. We've all been there (mostly).

That's the great thing about getting older you don't have to sympathise with the young anymore.

Get to school you pesky layabout! And get a haircut ya hippie!

s-cogan · 09-02-2010 12:26PM

IM NOT SICK!!!!!!
im just want pizza
and no im not going to throw it in the neighbors bin keep guessing

s-cogan · 09-02-2010 12:27PM

sorrywhat wrote: »

Its not even 11.30 in the morning! Stop being a brat and have some toast otherwise mammy cogan is gonna boot your arse out that door in time for the 2nd half of school!

aha but she's not home.

too early???

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