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Where would you like your ashes scattered?

  • 07-02-2010 07:41PM
    #1
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭


    For those of you opting for cremation when you die, where would you like your ashes scattered?

    I'd like them divided in three and a third in each of the following places:

    Portmarnock Beach .. (many happy memories here from the age of 4 onwards)
    Savoy One .. (be great to haunt that place - chair kickers beware)
    Villa Park .. (Gonna be winning many trophies so don't want to miss a thing)

    What do you want to happen to you after you run out of oxygen? 51 votes

    Bury me in a scary claustrophobic wooden box six feet below
    0%
    Cremation for sure
    21%
    Grudairepsycho-hopebntFlecktarnblueovalmk23hn2givr7mx1scbrummytomWesternNightkarlogRonan KeatingDogmaticLefty 11 votes
    Cryogenics, I'm rich
    54%
    HelixSleepypositronbikoGLaDOSOutlawPetePrincess Consuela BananahammockScumLordJanuaryanniehoosam34rednikDancormthdTPDrgt320qChicken RundonmeisterHalloweenJacktoken56 28 votes
    Ahh Pete, your not dying are you? You my fav poster.
    23%
    SpearfizzynicenicesdanseogamblitisInkSlinger67EmoranKev_ps3BigginsHazysMichaelrshcandy-gal1Agricola 12 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Ahh Pete, your not dying are you? You my fav poster.
    Outer space. At least some of them anyway.


  • #3
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    Cryogenics, I'm rich
    there is a particular mountain in kerry which has amazing panoramic views from the top - thats where i'd like mine to be scattered

    edit, its also where i'd like to be proposed to :P


  • #4
    DogmaticLefty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭DogmaticLefty


    Cremation for sure
    I'm hoping to be buried.


  • #5
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Cremation for sure
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Villa Park .. (Gonna be winning many trophies so don't want to miss a thing)


    Sure get them scattered at Wembley, we'll be playing there more than Villa Park soon :pac:


    I don't want to be cremated, so I'm not sure :/


  • #6
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Cryogenics, I'm rich
    Playboy mansion.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #7
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Shut the fcuk up Donnie!


  • #8
    gamblitis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Ahh Pete, your not dying are you? You my fav poster.
    I'd love to be scattered in space! Or maybe in the middle of the ocean. Either way you are going to be travelling for years.


  • #9
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    St. James' Park for me.


  • #10
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    In an ashtray!


  • #11
    fuelinjection
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭fuelinjection


    Into the soup at a posh vegetarian restaurant.


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  • #12
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    Cryogenics, I'm rich
    Out of an airplane over the Serengeti. Wonderful.


  • #13
    gonnaplayrugby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭gonnaplayrugby


    over your mas face


  • #14
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Flush me down the toilet.


  • #15
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    People don't run out of oxegen Pete!


  • #16
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    DogmaticLefty wrote: »
    I'm hoping to be buried.

    I can arrange that.


    Madison Square Gardens.


  • #17
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Cryogenics, I'm rich
    Jaxen Kind Sirloin wrote: »
    Flush me down the toilet.

    What, now?:pac:

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #18
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,246 ✭✭✭rednik


    Cryogenics, I'm rich
    In Megan Fox's bath.;)


  • #19
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    gonnaplayrugby wrote: »
    over your mas face

    Mental image.... Bad... Bad... Get it out.. GET IT OUT!!!


  • #20
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Cryogenics, I'm rich
    Fago_25 wrote: »
    People don't run out of oxegen Pete!

    The people on the Titanic did.


  • #21
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The people on the Titanic did.

    Hahahaha.

    Zing


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  • #22
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    I'm thinking about doing that thing where you can have your ashes compressed into a diamond. Kind of like the idea of the diamond having adventures, being set into a ring or something and passing from person to person over the decades, would make a good film.


  • #23
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Cryogenics, I'm rich
    rednik wrote: »
    In Megan Fox's bath.;)

    You'll meet Frada when she pulls the plug :pac:


  • #24
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

    I'd like to be scattered in the ocean on a windy day.


  • #25
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Scatter them over my missus's carpet.
    Keep her busy hoovering so she won't have time to grieve.


  • #26
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Im dont want to be buried of cremanted I want to be stuffed and be put on display in the house :p


  • #27
    Dunjohn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Dunjohn


    They can be thrown out. That's what I usually do with stuff when I don't need them anymore.


  • #28
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,246 ✭✭✭rednik


    Cryogenics, I'm rich
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    You'll meet Frada when she pulls the plug :pac:

    My ashes will be the ones smiling.;)


  • #29
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I'd like my ashes to be lined up and snorted by Pete Doherty.

    Or rolled up and smoked .....by Pete Doherty.

    Or mixed in with heroin, put in a needle and injected ......into Pete Doherty.

    God he does an awful amount of drugs that lad.

    Whacked off yore face on Fago. :cool:


  • #30
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Cryogenics, I'm rich
    Fago_25 wrote: »
    I'd like my ashes to be lined up and snorted by Pete Doherty.:cool:

    Keith Richards was supposed to have snorted some of his Dad's ashes:

    http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/27515


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  • #31
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Keith Richards was supposed to have snorted some of his Dad's ashes:

    http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/27515

    But then again, he's no Pete Doherty.


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