Where would you like your ashes scattered?

OutlawPete

For those of you opting for cremation when you die, where would you like your ashes scattered?

I'd like them divided in three and a third in each of the following places:

Portmarnock Beach .. (many happy memories here from the age of 4 onwards)
Savoy One .. (be great to haunt that place - chair kickers beware)
Villa Park .. (Gonna be winning many trophies so don't want to miss a thing)

Biggins

Ahh Pete, your not dying are you? You my fav poster.

Outer space. At least some of them anyway.

sam34

Cryogenics, I'm rich

there is a particular mountain in kerry which has amazing panoramic views from the top - thats where i'd like mine to be scattered

edit, its also where i'd like to be proposed to :P

DogmaticLefty

Cremation for sure

I'm hoping to be buried.

brummytom

Cremation for sure

OutlawPete wrote: »

Villa Park .. (Gonna be winning many trophies so don't want to miss a thing)

Sure get them scattered at Wembley, we'll be playing there more than Villa Park soon :pac:


I don't want to be cremated, so I'm not sure

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Cryogenics, I'm rich

Playboy mansion.

Big Nasty

Shut the fcuk up Donnie!

gamblitis

Ahh Pete, your not dying are you? You my fav poster.

I'd love to be scattered in space! Or maybe in the middle of the ocean. Either way you are going to be travelling for years.

That_Guy

St. James' Park for me.

Fago!

In an ashtray!

fuelinjection

Into the soup at a posh vegetarian restaurant.

donmeister

Cryogenics, I'm rich

Out of an airplane over the Serengeti. Wonderful.

gonnaplayrugby

over your mas face

4zn76tysfajdxp

Flush me down the toilet.

Fago!

People don't run out of oxegen Pete!

Sharpshooter

DogmaticLefty wrote: »

I'm hoping to be buried.

I can arrange that.


Madison Square Gardens.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Cryogenics, I'm rich

Jaxen Kind Sirloin wrote: »

Flush me down the toilet.

What, now?:pac:

rednik

Cryogenics, I'm rich

In Megan Fox's bath.;)

That_Guy

gonnaplayrugby wrote: »

over your mas face

Mental image.... Bad... Bad... Get it out.. GET IT OUT!!!

OutlawPete

Cryogenics, I'm rich

Fago_25 wrote: »

People don't run out of oxegen Pete!

The people on the Titanic did.

Fago!

OutlawPete wrote: »

The people on the Titanic did.

Hahahaha.

Zing

strobe

I'm thinking about doing that thing where you can have your ashes compressed into a diamond. Kind of like the idea of the diamond having adventures, being set into a ring or something and passing from person to person over the decades, would make a good film.

OutlawPete

Cryogenics, I'm rich

rednik wrote: »

In Megan Fox's bath.;)

You'll meet Frada when she pulls the plug :pac:

Giselle

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

I'd like to be scattered in the ocean on a windy day.

mikom

Scatter them over my missus's carpet.
Keep her busy hoovering so she won't have time to grieve.

BluesBerry

Im dont want to be buried of cremanted I want to be stuffed and be put on display in the house

Dunjohn

They can be thrown out. That's what I usually do with stuff when I don't need them anymore.

rednik

Cryogenics, I'm rich

OutlawPete wrote: »

You'll meet Frada when she pulls the plug :pac:

My ashes will be the ones smiling.;)

Fago!

I'd like my ashes to be lined up and snorted by Pete Doherty.

Or rolled up and smoked .....by Pete Doherty.

Or mixed in with heroin, put in a needle and injected ......into Pete Doherty.

God he does an awful amount of drugs that lad.

Whacked off yore face on Fago. :cool:

OutlawPete

Cryogenics, I'm rich

Fago_25 wrote: »

I'd like my ashes to be lined up and snorted by Pete Doherty.:cool:

Keith Richards was supposed to have snorted some of his Dad's ashes:

http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/27515

Fago!

OutlawPete wrote: »

Keith Richards was supposed to have snorted some of his Dad's ashes:

http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/27515

But then again, he's no Pete Doherty.

Killed By Death

In a kebab, about 3 in the morning.

Fago!

Killed By Death wrote: »

In a kebab, about 3 in the morning.

Easy, recyclingbin might steal you!

Jumpy

OutlawPete wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIkLccua9TQ

Did you mean to post a fan remake? Those guys cant act

Helix

Cryogenics, I'm rich

it wont actually matter one jot, ill be dead

they can stuff me and leave me in the living room wearing a clowns outfit for all i care

OutlawPete

Cryogenics, I'm rich

Jumpy wrote: »

Did you mean to post a fan remake? Those guys cant act

No I didn't .. thanks for the head'sup.

Presumed that was the scene.

You think they'd put 'parody' in the title or something.

GLaDOS

Cryogenics, I'm rich

Considering I'm 19, It's a bit silly to say where I'd like them scattered, as there could be many places in the future that are important to me.

Regardless, cremation does appeal to me, I like the idea of returning to the earth so to speak.

All over my keyboard

ejmaztec

I'm going to continue to be a zombie.

Chicken Run

Cryogenics, I'm rich

top of Maghera - often ride the horse up there and the view (when it's not pissing down) is beautiful....

HalloweenJack

Cryogenics, I'm rich

Cremation.

Then chuck my ashes off the Sugar Loaf in Rio*.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/461606141_32f39d27f1.jpg



*The Sugarloaf in Wicklow will suffice.

Stella777

Fairbanks, Alaska

karlog

Cremation for sure

I want my ashes mixed in water and drunk by a lion so i can become that lion and rule the Serengeti!!!

stovelid

Unless science advances to the point where my ashes are sentient enough to appreciate pretty views, I couldn't care less.

Bonito

Meh recycle me and throw me into a litter box.

bnt

Cremation for sure

No to cremation: it's a waste of energy and leaves nothing useful behind. Once the surgeons have extracted all the organs they can use (not a long job), and the medical students have stopped laughing long enough to (hopefully) learn something, they can bury me. No wooden box, recycled cardboard will be fine, and plant a pear tree on top. (Why would that be claustrophobic? I'll be flippin' dead, how would I even notice?)

Dunjohn

Bonito wrote: »

Meh recycle me and throw me into a litter box.

....Make up your mind, damn it!

Anna Molly

Ashes spread over the Caribbean, yes please.
Don't want to be stuck in a box for all eternity.

Bonito

Dunjohn wrote: »

....Make up your mind, damn it!

Sorry I'll correct my first post. Donate any and all organs that can be donated. Cremate me. Turn my ashes into a bag of kitty litter. Sell it on ebay to the highest bidder.

There that's more like it

marko91

Ayia napa, Cyprus

Anfield, the kop end.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Cremation for sure

Buried, but put a mobile in with credit on it in case I'm still alive.:o