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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    staker likes his stiklers stonked


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero is scared of the Ides of February as he forgot about it one year and his scroll remained firmly in his toga


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Like the beat beat beat of the tom-tom
    When the jungle shadows fall
    Like the tick tick tock of the stately clock
    As it stands against the wall

    Like the drip drip drip of the raindrops
    When the summer shower is through
    So a voice within me keeps repeating
    You, you, you...................................stonker:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero read that poem to a room of nuns at the Manley Hopkins school of poetry in 2006 and they beat him up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 284 ✭✭Joyce Country


    CDfm was in a 3some involving rangers goalkeeper allan mcgregor


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Joyce Country does not in fact come from Joyce Country and is a demon sent from HELL by the devil himself! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Hank_Jones read Ulysses backwards outloud and Joyce Country appeared


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    cdfm missed hitlersson666 while he was away and cdfm is one of the smurfs in avatar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    while he was away hitlersson666 joined a convent but was thrown out when they discovered he was not a girl even though he volunteered to go to the vet for an operation


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    cdfm tried to go to jail so he could get some off the inmates but they refused to let him in coz he never committed a crime so he killed his wife and today he'll find out how long he will be in jail for


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    hitlersbigbaby666 was sent home early from school for fighting in the sandbox


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    i actually did get sent home early hence y im posing at 1-2-3 o clock lol
    cdfm kissed a girl and liked it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    hitlersson666 is the girl of CDfms wet dreams


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow wrote: »
    What do I look like, me lad? See the hat? The buckles on me shoes? Why, I'm a Leprechaun!

    Colrow admitted to being a Leprechaun


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    CDfm cannot lick his own Elbow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Pot Noodle can wipe his own
    nose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm wrote: »
    Colrow admitted to being a CDfmprechaun

    Arrgh to be sure Jim lad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    only eats donkey food


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero took full advantage of the free hot shave with every haircut at the barbers today but does not think the girls did a good job of his scrotum and is planning on going around tomorrow mprning and demanding his money back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Pot wrote:
    CDfm cannot lick his own Elbow

    Ok who tried own up


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Pot Noodle got arrested for killing Koka noodles,
    Oh & for a pure fail post!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    m&s is scary and eat pot noodle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    hitlersson666 posts sexually explicit baseless lies on purpose and shocks himself. He is currently blushing reading his last post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    CDfm is banned from 7 schools in the west of Ireland for unknown reasons


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    M&S love of poultry has led him to taking more time at the English Market where he is partial to checking out breasts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    cdfm likes it rough so rough that he regular breaks his ''banjo string''


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    hitlersson666 is usually to be found in Waltons Music shop on a Saturday trying out the G strings


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    cdfm has alex reed as his fashon inspriation lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hitlersson666 actually is Hitler's son :eek: and he's been making lists


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    deki is on my list


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