What would you do?

Bonito · 05-02-2010 10:26PM

Do nothing. If there's ever a day where the dog has wrecked the place or shít on your bed or bites you after givin' it a good aul kick while your absolutely pissed out of your tree - it's time for doggy to go

WalterMitty · 05-02-2010 10:29PM

Tell her your Korean cousins are coming to stay for a few weeks and that she was so kind to get in a celebratory meal. Alternatively feign an allergy.

jd007 · 05-02-2010 10:42PM

Pretend you're allergic to the dog. Keep sneezing everytime you see it.

cock robin · 05-02-2010 10:54PM

Frighten the dog every time you see the fcuker. It will eventually hit the road

:D:D

Michael B · 05-02-2010 11:06PM

cock robin wrote: »

Frighten the dog every time you see the fcuker. It will eventually hit the road :D:D

Nice! :rolleyes:

What do your other housemates think of the dog OP?

admiralofthefleet · 05-02-2010 11:11PM

cock robin wrote: »

Frighten the dog every time you see the fcuker. It will eventually hit the road :D:D

or bite your bollix off

anniehoo · 05-02-2010 11:15PM

Kiera wrote: »

I adore dogs so i wouldnt do anything. .

Yeh me too so id love it! Althoooough...a St Bernard is a different kettle of cod.

But...

TheZohan wrote: »

Your housemate is taking the p!ss by doing what she did. .

Bigtime! Its so difficult trying to rent a place with a pet. Your flatmate has to know that. Pets are fab, but i completely understand why other people dont have them. I constantly had white hairs everywhere (car,bed,clothes etc) when my dog was alive (:() Stupid and insensitive carryon from your flatmate and id have a word and lay down some rules or kick her out.

phasers wrote: »

Do you want a diagram?

Because I have prepared one (NSFW)

That cracked me up! Disgustin..but cracked me up!

bluecatmorgana · 05-02-2010 11:21PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I live in a house share.
Following a holiday, I arrived home a few days ago to find one of my house mates (the most recent to move in) has moved a dog in, without asking or even telling me.

So, good people of AH, what would you do if faced with the same situation?

I'm at a loss of how to handle things.

could be worse..... I read about a girl who came home to find a rag on the table with cum in it where her house mate had jacked off and left it on the kitchen table

FannyMcGee · 06-02-2010 12:11AM

http://www.holycowboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/dog-recipes.jpg

Puppy hotpot. Yum.

OutlawPete · 06-02-2010 12:20AM

Play this video over and over and over again when the dog is around and then leave the hall door open

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=banXT6azA-4

anniehoo · 06-02-2010 01:16AM

AWWW! Outlaw..i love that song!

/Hobo was way cooler than Lassie before anyone says it

OutlawPete · 06-02-2010 01:36AM

anniehoo wrote: »

AWWW! Outlaw..i love that song!

Yup, I have even caught myself singing that song while hoovering putting up manly shelves

kumate_champ07 · 06-02-2010 01:44AM

feed it chocolate, lots of chocolate.

kumate_champ07 · 06-02-2010 01:48AM

get a dog whistle, blow it at night. or get those plug in dog repellent audio frequency transmitters, the dog will be barking all the time and will have to go!

I love dogs tho so dont follow any of my advice

budgemook · 06-02-2010 02:01AM

ever see trainspotting? buy air rifle, wait til man and dog are lying down together. shoot dog. dog bites man. man no longer wants dog.

phasers · 06-02-2010 02:02AM

This thread is making me sad

SoupyNorman · 06-02-2010 02:06AM

phasers wrote: »

This thread is making me sad

Do yourself a favor buddy, dont turn around.

we'llallhavetea_old · 06-02-2010 02:06AM

budgemook wrote: »

ever see trainspotting? buy air rifle, wait til man and dog are lying down together. shoot dog. dog bites man. man no longer wants dog.

"for a vegetarian rents, you're a fcuking EVIL shot"

anniehoo · 06-02-2010 02:18AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Yup, I have even caught myself singing that song while hoovering putting up manly shelves

Eh try..Ibiza..locked in 2002.Asked the DJ if he had it for the craic...and HE DID!

This was Ibiza remember..8 yrs ago.."too cool for school" and all that!! Unreal!

Im embarrassed (but secretly grand with) how i gave it loads that night.Have still kept the friends i went on hols with so it cant be all bad.

Oh..eh..back OT mmmmm

Outlaw..its all your fault,after the Power Ballads/80s thread

Bonito · 06-02-2010 02:21AM

anniehoo wrote: »

Eh try..Ibiza..locked in 2002.Asked the DJ if he had it for the craic...and HE DID!

This was Ibiza remember..8 yrs ago.."too cool for school" and all that!! Unreal!

Im embarrassed (but secretly grand with) how i gave it loads that night.Have still kept the friends i went on hols with so it cant be all bad.

Oh..eh..back OT mmmmm

Outlaw..its all your fault,after the Power Ballads/80s thread

You, my dear, are a legend

anniehoo · 06-02-2010 02:27AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

feed it chocolate, lots of chocolate.

Because im normally over in A&P

/cant help it

(insert name) · 06-02-2010 02:34AM

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Move an even bigger dog in. Try to get the biggest dog possible so they can't move in an even larger dog.

Alternatively, talk to your landlord.

Clifford!!!!

_____________
|___:mad: <woof)
/\ /\

mcmoustache · 06-02-2010 02:52AM

You could make a game of it. Fry up some sausages to get it excited. Then go outside, hide behind some bushes and try to throw the sausages in front of passing cars. If the housemate likes sausages you can play the game with him too.

rainbowtrout · 06-02-2010 12:52PM

keep the dog, get rid of the housemate. It would probably be less hassle.

xzanti · 06-02-2010 01:31PM

Is it a house or apartment OP? Is there a secure back garden? If so then I would insist the dog stays out there, including all it's bowls etc.. I'd have no problem with the doggy but I wouldn't have it living in the house. I know lots of people with dogs and the minute you walk in the door it's aparent that there's a dog in the house from the smell.. no matter how much you clean up after the critters, you just can't get rid of that doggy smell

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