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  • #6032
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgams an addict for chick flicks and wont miss an episode of Coronation Street


  • #6033
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    CDfm can't afford a shredder so he eats paper


  • #6034
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    M&S* slipped on some birdshit at the Lough yesterday, the geese had a right old cackle


  • #6035
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    After a night out on the Lough there is nothing Staker likes more than taking a bird home, stuffing it and wrapping on some clingfilm and cooking up a storm according to the Staker Book of Bird Preperation.


  • #6036
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm went on a cruise around Cape Horn last year, he still feels empty after the experience


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  • #6037
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker is a cat farmer specialising in miniature cats as it is the only way that he can get a miniature cat.


  • #6038
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    CDfm is his best customer


  • #6039
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Toasty113 has an aversion to miniature cats and says they smell funny.


  • #6040
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    CDfm wrote: »
    Toasty113 has an aversion to miniature cats and says they smell funny.

    CDfm smells of pineapples.


  • #6041
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    it is well known that anonymous joe smells of cats and is famous for it


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  • #6042
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm boils cats alive, and distils the steam to capture the unique Essential Oil, which he markets as "Perfume d' Pussy"


  • #6043
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow is the perfumier whose keen nose detects this unique scent


  • #6044
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Cdfm wee's on his cakes, to make em nice and moist, just like his mother used to make.


  • #6045
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    colrow haggles in charity shops..


  • #6046
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam kept a vigil outside the dentist when Blaithnid Ni Coffee got her teeth cleaned


  • #6047
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    When CDfm grows up she wants to be shagged by Kermit the Frog


  • #6048
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow is really Elvis and spent the last 3 months at a fat farm


  • #6049
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm wishes a todger was not ust for Xmas but for life


  • #6050
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow spends his days plucking pheasants


  • #6051
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    CDfm often dreams about being a pheasant and hopes to be one in his next life.


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  • #6052
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    HJ has put CDfm up on a pedestal, and is selling rotten eggs for people to throw at him, he's made €500 today and is going to donate it all to my retirement home for distressed Donkeys


  • #6053
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Hank_Jones wishes he had a pheasant to pluck


  • #6054
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow is the reason the Donkeys are distressed and they were very happy till they met Colrow and the rumour is that they are jealous.


  • #6055
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    JEDDAH: The summary court in Jeddah has urged the governorate to give its opinion whether CDfm a football player who was found guilty of having an illegal relationship with a woman and being in possession of pornographic films deserves to be released from prison under the royal amnesty that was announced on the return of Crown Prince Sultan to the country.

    The sportsman, who played for one of Jeddah’s two top clubs, has been in prison for the last two years. His case recently surfaced following the announcement of an amnesty by Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques King Abdullah to release petty criminals and people in prison due to matters relating to insolvency. The amnesty was announced to mark Prince Sultan’s return to the Kingdom from a yearlong trip abroad for treatment and recovery.

    Abdul Aziz Al-Shathri of the summary court sent the player’s file to the governor along with documents presented by the Commission for Investigation and Public Prosecution regarding the case.

    The player was arrested after police found bottles of alcohol at his home in Jeddah. He had earlier complained that an unknown gunman had attacked him and injured his hand.

    Officers then inspected his house and found bottles of alcohol, women’s underwear and pornographic films


  • #6056
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    colrow sends a letter to Mary Harney every day asking her to pose for Playboy.

    One letter every day for ten years now.


  • #6057
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Hanks dongle was dangling when he posted about Mary Harney


  • #6058
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Cdfm found his dongle up a goat in dingle


  • #6059
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Warmcolt found his Dingle up a goats Dongle


  • #6060
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Cicero likes his dongles Dingled by Cowtoe


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  • #6061
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    staker has tried to eat him/herself on several occasions


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