Ahmadinejad: Iran will deliver a harsh blow to "global arrogance" on February 11

Nichololas · 01-02-2010 10:13PM

Ahmadinajad will reveal what his country's top scientists have been building in secret bunkers: an affordable mass-producible automobile powered by Allah and the prayers of the faithful, breaking the OPEC oil monopoly and bringing about the downfall of corporate America, western civilization and our primitive notions of modesty.

01-02-2010 11:10PM

He's going to team up with the bin liner and denounce global warming.
Maybe that's where Osama's bin hidin and he'll be wheeled out for the world to see! :pac:

Overheal · 01-02-2010 11:23PM

Will deliver a "Hars Blow" to global arrogance.....

I dunno. I can't imagine it would be a military strike. Why give 10 days notice? Kinda stupid isnt it.

I'll bet you $50 all it is is this Statement of his, that he thinks will get people scared of him. People will be pissing themselves on the 11th and he'll just go ha ha made you flinch, losers!

Celly Smunt · 01-02-2010 11:26PM

must be opening up to homosexuality with all this "harsh blow" malarkey

Overheal · 01-02-2010 11:28PM

But seriously, show of Hands: Who would support a UN Peacekeeping/Overthrow invasion of Iran?

Celly Smunt · 01-02-2010 11:32PM

Overheal wrote: »

But seriously, show of Hands: Who would support a UN Peacekeeping/Overthrow invasion of Iran?

if it was 100% U.N with an equal share of authority across the board not just america then i'd support it straight away,i don't think i could go through watching iraq part 2 on the news everyday

congo_90 · 01-02-2010 11:41PM

Its a butt seks tape of himself, Bush and Blair.

He's gonna take the jam outta your doughnut.

He's gonna release the Y2K bug V2.010 and some tinfoil hat tw*t has locked onto it to do with the year :rolleyes: (see avatar)

m@cc@ · 01-02-2010 11:44PM

darkman2 wrote: »

the nation will deliver a harsh blow

Dirty b******s.

minidazzler · 01-02-2010 11:46PM

Biggins wrote: »

Ahmadinejad - yet again a nutcase with too much power - and going by the last rigged election, not even legal.

As they saying goes, if you are normal the crowd will accept you, if you are deranged the crowd will make you their leader!

Celly Smunt · 01-02-2010 11:48PM

minidazzler wrote: »

As they saying goes, if you are normal the crowd will accept you, if you are deranged the crowd will make you their leader!

but they didn't....

brianthebard · 01-02-2010 11:54PM

Biggins wrote: »

Ahmadinejad - yet again a nutcase with too much power - and going by the last rigged election, not even legal.

He doesn't really have much power, the Supreme Leader is, well the supreme leader. It was up to him how the election went, not Ahmadinejad.

mike65 · 01-02-2010 11:54PM

Enlil_Nick wrote: »

Ahmadinajad will reveal what his country's top scientists have been building in secret bunkers: an affordable mass-producible automobile powered by Allah and the prayers of the faithful, breaking the OPEC oil monopoly and bringing about the downfall of corporate America, western civilization and our primitive notions of modesty.

Iran has the 3rd largest oil reserves in the world, why would they do that?*

*I do realise they are not actually going to reveal a God powered car

dlofnep · 01-02-2010 11:58PM

Overheal wrote: »

But seriously, show of Hands: Who would support a UN US Peacekeeping/Overthrow invasion oil expedition of Iran?

No thanks.

The_B_Man · 01-02-2010 11:58PM

Ah crap! Feb 11th is my birthday!! He better not announce that my party is cancelled!
Or maybe hes cracking down on "Western birthdays"! The b@st@rd!

Actually, I'm in Oz so I get almost the whole day before he even wakes up! Maybe hes targeting Valentines Day. Embargo on love hearts and glitter?

brianthebard · 01-02-2010 11:59PM

Overheal wrote: »

But seriously, show of Hands: Who would support a UN Peacekeeping/Overthrow invasion of Iran?

That's ridiculous, outside interventions is what made Iran what it is. Just because this invasion would be led by the supposedly neutral UN would not make it any better. You'd think with US troops occupying two different countries for no gains going on 10 years would teach you something about how smart it would be to invade a middle eastern country with a massive army and paramilitary reserves, which would also completely disrupt oil production.

pickarooney · 02-02-2010 12:03AM

Anyone else think he looks the spit of Roy Keane in some photos?

O'Coonassa · 02-02-2010 12:04AM

Overheal wrote: »

But seriously, show of Hands: Who would support a UN Peacekeeping/Overthrow invasion of Iran?

No. But I'd give full support to a UN Peacekeeping/Overthrow invasion of Ireland.

Celly Smunt · 02-02-2010 12:06AM

O'Coonassa wrote: »

No. But I'd give full support to a UN Peacekeeping/Overthrow invasion of Ireland.

forget the U.N we've got the E.U moving in anyway

dubtom · 02-02-2010 12:40AM

For a long time the Arab world has been threatening to start charging Euro's instead of dollars for oil. That would a fairly large smack in the mouth for the US.

02-02-2010 12:45AM

dubtom wrote: »

For a long time the Arab world has been threatening to start charging Euro's instead of dollars for oil. That would a fairly large smack in the mouth for the US.

Almost forgot about that one, some claim that was one of the reasons for the invasion of Iraq.

Sea Sharp · 02-02-2010 01:37AM

For a long time the Arab world has been threatening to start charging Euro's instead of dollars for oil. That would a fairly large smack in the mouth for the US.

Yea, it'd trigger a run on the dollar and the knock-on effects would cripple the US economy and **** up the global economy.

They'll be invaded if they do that.

pablomakaveli · 02-02-2010 01:40AM

An invasion of Iran would be insane anyway. I remember reading that they used to send guys from the revolutionary guard across minefields to clear a path during the Iran/Iraq war. These guys would'nt roll over as easily as the iraqi army did if the US invaded Iran.

partyatmygaff · 02-02-2010 01:44AM

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

Yea, it'd trigger a run on the dollar and the knock-on effects would cripple the US economy and **** up the global economy.

They'll be invaded if they do that.

I don't know much about economics but despite that being a huge blow to the US wouldn't it shift money to the EU economies if euro was used instead?

Red_Marauder · 02-02-2010 01:45AM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I remember reading that they used to send guys from the revolutionary guard across minefields to clear a path during the Iran/Iraq war. These guys would'nt roll over as easily as the iraqi army did if the US invaded Iran.

Yes, and not just adults either, typically young teenage boys gave up their lives to clear these paths.

Someone once said of the tenacity of the Iranians, that, to paraphrase, any group of people who will commit so many years of elaborate labouring and intense concentration into simply weaving a Persian rug, will stop at nothing to defend Persian honour.

02-02-2010 01:58AM

partyatmygaff wrote: »

I don't know much about economics but despite that being a huge blow to the US wouldn't it shift money to the EU economies if euro was used instead?

The Chinese wouldn't be happy - they have more dollars than the yanks!

Sea Sharp · 02-02-2010 02:00AM

partyatmygaff wrote: »

I don't know much about economics but despite that being a huge blow to the US wouldn't it shift money to the EU economies if euro was used instead?

Neither do I.

AFAIK if the US economy fecks up it'll have a knock-on effect because we all export to the USA.

FarmerGreen · 02-02-2010 02:00AM

He's going to need that armoured-dinner-jacket if he pisses the yanks off.
Worse than children.

rednik · 02-02-2010 02:06AM

A new date for my diary.
10 Feb : Carry out a preemptive strike on Iran.

FarmerGreen · 02-02-2010 02:10AM

Yep hawg,
Sounds good to me
Why wait for them to develop nuclear weapons when we can blow em up with the cheapo stuff.

ascanbe · 02-02-2010 02:13AM

Perhaps he's going to tell all democratic nations to get down off their 'high-horse'; that all this talk of human rights and whatnot is just 'political correctness gone mad'.
At least if he's been taking tips from After Hours, he might.

Ahmadinejad: Iran will deliver a harsh blow to "global arrogance" on February 11

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