John Travolta flies to Haiti

Pal · 27-01-2010 02:16PM #1

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/haiti/7080019/John-Travolta-flies-plane-with-scientologists-to-deliver-aid-to-Haiti.html

Well done John.

Haitians need all the help they can get in their hour of need.

Now why are you bringing all those Scientology nutbag cultists with you ?

you bollox

Gummy Panda · 27-01-2010 02:17PM

The Haitians need personality tests to know they're depressed

AnonoBoy · 27-01-2010 02:18PM

I heard he was just scouting locations for Battlefield Earth 2.

The fiend.

mikom · 27-01-2010 02:19PM

He'll be ok............ Xenu is his wingman.

bonerm · 27-01-2010 02:20PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

The Haitians need personality tests to know they're depressed

The overall results of their personality tests were good, but apparently they all fell down in one particular area.

mikom · 27-01-2010 02:23PM

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else, it's, you drive past, you know you have to do something about it.
You know you are the only one who can really help.
That's what drives me.

My name is URL · 27-01-2010 02:23PM

The older he gets, the more he looks like a roasted turnip

Article doesn't mention anything about Scientologists btw

syklops · 27-01-2010 02:24PM

Mikoms ghost... wrote: »

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else, it's, you drive past, you know you have to do something about it.
You know you are the only one who can really help.
That's what drives me.

But who's driving the car?

mike65 · 27-01-2010 02:25PM

Tom Cruise can't be far behind him and between them Haiti will be saved.

Pal · 27-01-2010 02:29PM

"I have arranged for a plane to take down some volunteer ministers and some supplies and some medics," said Travolta.

My name is URL · 27-01-2010 02:31PM

Pal wrote: »

"I have arranged for a plane to take down some volunteer ministers and some supplies and some medics," said Travolta.

Ah, my mistake

aDeener · 27-01-2010 02:32PM

John Travolta actually flew? thats surely a first for mankind, credit where its due

bonerm · 27-01-2010 02:33PM

Mikoms ghost... wrote: »

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else, it's, you drive past, you know you have to do something about it.
You know you are the only one who can really help.
That's what drives me.

Tom Cruise, what a guy! My hero.

MaybeLogic · 27-01-2010 02:34PM

aDeener wrote: »

John Travolta actually flew? thats surely a first for mankind, credit where its due

It's been happening since the Wright brothers in 1903.

aDeener · 27-01-2010 02:39PM

MaybeLogic wrote: »

It's been happening since the Wright brothers in 1903.

Oh, I didn't think anyone attempted it since Icarus

Hank_Jones · 27-01-2010 02:42PM

Apparently Sean Penn is over there as well.

These celebrities, with obviously no skills that could be positive to the emergency effort over there...ughhh

''Look how much I care, I'm living in a tent in Haiti...''

Just write a big cheque and get on with it.

BluesBerry · 27-01-2010 02:44PM

Has Bono put his spoke in yet?

stovelid · 27-01-2010 02:45PM

Memo to celebs: stay at home. A cheque or direct debit will suffice.

kowloon · 27-01-2010 02:58PM

I hate to defend a celebrity, but Travolta is quite useful: he's a qualified pilot with his own 707 that can be filled with all sorts of life saving goodies.
It's all the other gob$hites I would question.

kippy · 27-01-2010 03:02PM

kowloon wrote: »

I hate to defend a celebrity, but Travolta is quite useful: he's a qualified pilot with his own 707 that can be filled with all sorts of life saving goodies.
It's all the other gob$hites I would question.

Big time, he can call around to the other celebs private runways and fill up with much needed goods and supplies.

Pal · 27-01-2010 03:03PM

kowloon wrote: »

I hate to defend a celebrity, but Travolta is quite useful: he's a qualified pilot with his own 707 that can be filled with all sorts of life saving goodies.
It's all the other gob$hites I would question.

Stevie Wonder, Madonna, George Clooney and a few other "gob$hites" raised£35 million quid and didn't try to convert a single soul.

John Travolta, his goodies and his pilots licence my ar$e.

Whats he bringing the nutbags for ?

next you will have the Mormons dropping in !

anyway, enuff rant from me. back to work.....

General Zod · 27-01-2010 03:05PM

he could have loaded the seats that his scilon buddies took up with food or tents.

This whole thing is a publicity exercise for Scientology. They did the same after September 11th and 7/7 lin London. They actually hampered rescue efforts at thse by trying to keep psychologists away from councelling victims.

Scientology set up a special detox program and tried to get firemen off their prescribed medicines and onto a diet of b12, Niacin and saunas.

On 9/11 in particular, they tricked Fox News into advertising their recruiting number under the name NAtional Mental Health Action, instead of the actual National Mental Health Association, who are trained councillors.

ejmaztec · 27-01-2010 03:09PM

BluesBerry wrote: »

Has Bono put his spoke in yet?

I didn't know that his bike was broken. Perhaps he'll ride to Haiti when it's fixed.

Biggins · 27-01-2010 03:13PM

Same story - the Mail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1246290/John-Travolta-flies-tonnes-aid-Haiti-private-jumbo-jet.html

Pure publicity gimmick to advocate themselves as a useful org' - instead of being what they are - a cult org'.
Anyone ever hear of a charity org' before with its own military sea organisation - vessels and all???

A money grabbing cult is still a cult not matter what you try to paint it as.

weeder · 27-01-2010 03:15PM

theyll get there, realise everyone is poor and scarper for the 707

ejmaztec · 27-01-2010 03:21PM

Voodoo will kick Scientology's ass.

blinding · 27-01-2010 03:28PM

So long as he does not bomb anyone on the way home I suppose its not too bad but you know how much Americans and the rest of us like an explosion at the end.

Seifer · 27-01-2010 03:30PM

The Telegraph wrote:

When you get a sudden shock to a part of your body the energy gets stuck, so we re-establish communication within the body by touching people through their clothes, and asking people to feel the touch.

No risk of sex scandals with scientology so

CreepingDeath · 27-01-2010 03:31PM

Doctors are now worried about the spread of saturday night fever.

Nodin · 27-01-2010 03:37PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

The Haitians need personality tests to know they're depressed

And xenu proof tents, so they can get operating their thetan.

Smallbit · 27-01-2010 03:39PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

Voodoo will kick Scientology's ass.

Wonderful, whoever wins they're left with voodoo.

John Travolta flies to Haiti

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