Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

Toasty phones people at random from the phonebook and asks for r don
he regularly gets calles asking for mike hunt and always replies speaking

CDfm is a bad liar:P

CDfm has a has been having longstanding relationship with his toothbrush for quite some time now. He french kisses it every night

Caught dealing real oregano

Evolute pm'd me again this evening heres wot she told me:-


Yesterday I was at my local CO-OP buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

I'm now banned from the Co-op.

Better watch what you ask people.

Colrow counts peter griffin as one of his role models and is disappointed when he can't live up to him.....