Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

colrow

CDfm is going to totally deny that he will be the new TCN Mummy Mod, and wet nurse us all

CDfm

Colrow is so pleased to have a greyhound named after him. Ballinakilla Queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMz-wi50ACU

colrow

Cdfm is so ghey he is the official mascot for The Queens Highlanders

CDfm

Colrow is so ghey he has his own colour in the Crown Paint Colour Card "Colrow" is that awful off pink colour used to paint inside public toilets.

Fago!

CDFM has stolen three, count 'em THREE of my kidneys. One for him, one for Deki, and one for snuffles the kitty.

CDfm

Fago_25s kidneys smell of weee

Fago!

CDFM's nose hairs are actually finely stringed cheese!

colrow

DayGlo25 Is the orificial colour of cdfms band "The Knob Cheese Munchers"

CDfm

Colrows bikini lines is the talk of the village after he used the showrers & changing rooms in Ballinakillka Gym.

Undergod

CDfm once made a sandwich for his uncle, but he dropped it on the ground so he had to make it all over again. He told his uncle he'd just forgotten to put the tomatoes in, when actually he'd used up the last tomato on the one he dropped.

Queen-Mise

Undergod is a strange individual - he likes eating tomatoes of the floor

colrow

Queen-Mise has taken up wandering round town dressed as a tomato, wishin someone would eat her

staker

Colrow joined the FCA just so he could polish his helmet in public. He likes it when other guys watch him stroke his hard top.

CDfm

Staker felt naked at the nudist beach without his bottle of Jagermeister.

Cicero

Cool Dentures....funny mouth.

CDfm

Cicero wrote: »

Cool Dentures....funny mouth.

Cicero gets a disturbing flashback to the Senior Citizens Club Christmas Party

colrow

CDfm didn't tell me, this was his idea of a "Perfect Mod" and I don't agree with him

CDfm

Colrow came back from Arabia with peace and love for everyone

Pot Noodle =

CDfm collects pubic hairs from mens urinals, after carefully lifting them out with tweezers avoiding the soap block he puts the in little glass cases with labels describing where he got them from, his pride and joy are his ginger pubes which he takes out putting them between his lips and hanging right out over his chin, he then goes shopping to see peoples reaction.

when he's out if he sees a ginger he will stalk the and follow them into the toilets hoping for some fresh pubes.

his fascination goes so far that his daughter pubica and his son puba are named after his favourite thing.

also he shaves his body hair off 3 times a day so no one can have his pubic hair.

Fago!

Noodle wrote a big long post expecting loadza thanx, but realised after that tCN don't do thanx.

colrow

Fago was oozing with gratitude for the previous posters description of his hero

Cicero

I can't think of a damn thing I want to say about coldwart, so I'll just wish him well in his new job as a sales representative for Ballybunnion Burkas Ltd

staker

Colrow firmly believes in AI and keeps a fresh stockpile in his Thermos, that middle-man cuuuuurtin needs to be cut out he says.

Cicero doesn't realise Cobrot's downstairs at the front door cold-selling matching burkhas and jocks

CDfm

Staker was arrested outside Colrows house earlier today, when Colrow didnt answer the door he spent 2 hours shouting "oh the Hokey Pokey Pokey" over and over again. And Colrow wasnt even home.

Cicero

Can't Deny- follows manu:eek:

CDfm

Cicero has changed job and is now a colonic irrigation operative. He even tried to bribe a policeman with it when he got caught speeding. He is proud of his professional and welcoming manner and and cant help sayings " I cant wait to get up your ass" to new customers or " relax its just like bum sex" to the nervous ones.

Amalgam

CDfm clicks his heels when he meets the local German family.

CDfm

Amalgam has a dentists chair set up in his spare room where he likes to play dentist and patient. Some times he can be heard down the street shouting "dont swallow ,spit"

staker

CDfm was looking forward to the Spit Roast at the annual McFinnullivan's Crispy Bacon Roll last year but declined to go when he realised it was the pig was getting the treatment

CDfm

Staker was intrigued by his horescope left on his voicemail mentioning a dark stranger arriving from afar at Cork airport at 2.15 that very day. He was most disappointed when Colrow asked him to carry his bags to the car and drop him off at the trainstation and to hop to it as he didnt want to miss the train..